Kelly Oristano
@kellyo101.bsky.social
Haven't had to make a bio for an app profile in maybe a decade? I used to try to make them funny.
Bored. Thought this, made this.
September 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Bored. Thought this, made this.
Hey, the world's easiest shot/chaser!
July 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hey, the world's easiest shot/chaser!
'Trump wouldn't sketch a naked lady!'
This verified skyline sketch that looks like cartoon dicks says different.
This verified skyline sketch that looks like cartoon dicks says different.
July 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
'Trump wouldn't sketch a naked lady!'
This verified skyline sketch that looks like cartoon dicks says different.
This verified skyline sketch that looks like cartoon dicks says different.
Far and away his best:
April 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Far and away his best:
Got ahold of the menu for the white house correspondent dinner:
March 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Got ahold of the menu for the white house correspondent dinner:
When you go to your friends' house for dinner for 3 whole hours not but you leave your phone at home:
March 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
When you go to your friends' house for dinner for 3 whole hours not but you leave your phone at home:
Why the most recent severance is the lowest rated to date:
March 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why the most recent severance is the lowest rated to date:
I was today years old when I learned that the whole time I was in college the NBA three point line was in a different place than at any other time.
March 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I was today years old when I learned that the whole time I was in college the NBA three point line was in a different place than at any other time.
What a lovely visual aide this morning of what I was talking about here.
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What a lovely visual aide this morning of what I was talking about here.
When it's January 2nd, 2025
January 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When it's January 2nd, 2025
When it's college football season and you're a messy bench who loves all the drama:
January 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When it's college football season and you're a messy bench who loves all the drama:
When you realize, after hours, that two of the jigsaw pieces are in the wrong place:
December 31, 2024 at 12:28 AM
When you realize, after hours, that two of the jigsaw pieces are in the wrong place:
And everybody, but mostly Villa fans.
December 25, 2024 at 9:38 PM
And everybody, but mostly Villa fans.
Jim and Phil, but also:
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Jim and Phil, but also:
When I see your indoor turkey frying rig:
November 28, 2024 at 11:12 PM
When I see your indoor turkey frying rig:
This is what you get when you give the thanks with @cyclopsmickey.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 8:45 PM
This is what you get when you give the thanks with @cyclopsmickey.bsky.social
@hunterw.bsky.social I'm small potatoes, but I just made this my Facebook header image
November 15, 2024 at 6:56 PM
@hunterw.bsky.social I'm small potatoes, but I just made this my Facebook header image
Welcome to the Medium Place
October 19, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Welcome to the Medium Place
Tag yourself. I'm obviously the skeleton in the background.
October 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Tag yourself. I'm obviously the skeleton in the background.
I can live with that.
(As I could with almost any other number.)
(As I could with almost any other number.)
September 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I can live with that.
(As I could with almost any other number.)
(As I could with almost any other number.)
When the GI doc approves of your dietary changes:
August 14, 2024 at 1:47 AM
When the GI doc approves of your dietary changes:
When trump claims going to jail would make him a Mandela:
April 6, 2024 at 6:11 PM
When trump claims going to jail would make him a Mandela: