at my bluebond-langner consult!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
at my bluebond-langner consult!!
my quality of life this year has been more than the last ten combined. i'm so hopeful for next year it's going to be amazing :))
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
my quality of life this year has been more than the last ten combined. i'm so hopeful for next year it's going to be amazing :))
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issuing a correction of my previous post about the robot girl fighting for custody of my nonbinary child: you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand them to it."
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
issuing a correction of my previous post about the robot girl fighting for custody of my nonbinary child: you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand them to it."
imo packing is more of a combinatorics problem than a packing problem despite the name
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
imo packing is more of a combinatorics problem than a packing problem despite the name
seeing rbl on tuesday! gonna do it!
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
seeing rbl on tuesday! gonna do it!
a blonde girlfriend i can dress up like a doll >>>>>>>>>>>>>
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
a blonde girlfriend i can dress up like a doll >>>>>>>>>>>>>
weeks aren't real. weekdays can't hurt you
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
weeks aren't real. weekdays can't hurt you
two voice surgeries and many hours of speech therapy to still, almost exclusively, hear "sir" on the phone
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
two voice surgeries and many hours of speech therapy to still, almost exclusively, hear "sir" on the phone
me, shaving every inch of my body, grumbling "laser hair *reduction*"
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
me, shaving every inch of my body, grumbling "laser hair *reduction*"
i hate having to edit my speech to avoid big words 😞 and i hate when i forget to and seem like a smarty pants
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i hate having to edit my speech to avoid big words 😞 and i hate when i forget to and seem like a smarty pants
double sided waifu body pillow-san
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
double sided waifu body pillow-san
i deleted my tiktok account to show a crush what a good girl i am 😇
they need to make a narcan for tiktok overdose
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i deleted my tiktok account to show a crush what a good girl i am 😇
it's chilly and the park is lovely! and there are two new rat murals!! all is right in the world
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
it's chilly and the park is lovely! and there are two new rat murals!! all is right in the world
guy on the street says i'm beautiful, he'd date me in a heartbeat, and i'm his girl now, and he also would like to know if i'd be interested in smoking some fentanyl with him
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
guy on the street says i'm beautiful, he'd date me in a heartbeat, and i'm his girl now, and he also would like to know if i'd be interested in smoking some fentanyl with him
i finally got my passport with all the correct info :))
October 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i finally got my passport with all the correct info :))
i'm learning about pokemon, checkout this mewtwo
October 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i'm learning about pokemon, checkout this mewtwo
what if we kissed under the rat mural 🥺 👉 👈
October 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
what if we kissed under the rat mural 🥺 👉 👈
i love this trend 🥺
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i love this trend 🥺
i can eat salad again!! invisalign finally got my teeth lined up again after my jaw surgery. salad is very flat and was the last thing i struggled to chew
September 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i can eat salad again!! invisalign finally got my teeth lined up again after my jaw surgery. salad is very flat and was the last thing i struggled to chew
who else lets their metamucil settle into a congealed slug at the bottom of the glass before throat goating it whole?? oh just me got it
September 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
who else lets their metamucil settle into a congealed slug at the bottom of the glass before throat goating it whole?? oh just me got it
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dawg if you're excited for the rapture just go to heaven /now/
it's open!
it's open!
September 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
dawg if you're excited for the rapture just go to heaven /now/
it's open!
it's open!
she was great :)) and flash thermolysis ftw i'll never do another kind again
i'm trying my seventh seattle electrologist in a bit. i was so spoiled with my provider in texas. fingers crossed this one comes close
September 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
she was great :)) and flash thermolysis ftw i'll never do another kind again
the trick to having men hit on you is greasy hair and the clothes you slept in
September 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the trick to having men hit on you is greasy hair and the clothes you slept in