Kelly Green Witch
@kellygreen.bsky.social
I don't want to be on this timeline anymore. Cryptid/she/her, cosplayer, eepy
Based on my extensive research (living with my fiancé, Liking Luis Guzman, and watching Bad Bunny on SNL) I can definitively say PR men are just Silly Lil Guys, that love music.
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Based on my extensive research (living with my fiancé, Liking Luis Guzman, and watching Bad Bunny on SNL) I can definitively say PR men are just Silly Lil Guys, that love music.
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Sheer. fucking. spite.
June 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sheer. fucking. spite.
When working with the worst person, remember, self-respect before work ethic.
August 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When working with the worst person, remember, self-respect before work ethic.
Andre Is having a good day
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July 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Andre Is having a good day
me, pre NYC primary: wow, people aren't being as racist toward @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social than I thought!
me post NYC primary: oh there it is. It's worse than I expected.
me post NYC primary: oh there it is. It's worse than I expected.
June 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
me, pre NYC primary: wow, people aren't being as racist toward @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social than I thought!
me post NYC primary: oh there it is. It's worse than I expected.
me post NYC primary: oh there it is. It's worse than I expected.
This public library in rural North Carolina has lots it’s funding because they has a pride display. Please help them fight for their first amendment rights and prevent a Christian national takeover
Donate to Help Save Our Library—Targeted After Surviving Helene, organized by Landon Beaver
TL;DR:
Yancey County Commissioners voted to leave the regional l… Landon Beaver needs your support for Help Save Our Library—Targeted After Surviving Helene
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June 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This public library in rural North Carolina has lots it’s funding because they has a pride display. Please help them fight for their first amendment rights and prevent a Christian national takeover
Me, any given moment at work: I wonder how my gardens are doing?
a penguin is sitting at a desk with a laptop and the word pengu on the bottom right
ALT: a penguin is sitting at a desk with a laptop and the word pengu on the bottom right
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June 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Me, any given moment at work: I wonder how my gardens are doing?
It's the jolly gnome face
My piece in @thedailytism.com
Despite her cheerful, open smile and guileless expression, Kelsey Dacey, 32, constantly daydreams about Satanic rituals, mutual masturbation and dragging her boss down a dark well by the ponytail.
June 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It's the jolly gnome face
Are Peter Quill and John Walker brothers since Kurt Russell is both their dad? 🤔🤔🤔
May 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Are Peter Quill and John Walker brothers since Kurt Russell is both their dad? 🤔🤔🤔
No I’ve never done macrame before. No I’m not going to start with a small project. What do I look like, a person with realistic expectations?
April 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
No I’ve never done macrame before. No I’m not going to start with a small project. What do I look like, a person with realistic expectations?
Crying in a McDonald because you feel like a POS is a truly humbling experience
April 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Crying in a McDonald because you feel like a POS is a truly humbling experience
I just watched Keanu for the first time, and I loved it. It is a really good bad move with everything that I love about Kee and Peel.
two men are sitting at a table and one of them is wearing a green sweatshirt that says we in
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April 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just watched Keanu for the first time, and I loved it. It is a really good bad move with everything that I love about Kee and Peel.
Me: I don't like fans.
Them: what don't you like about it?
Me: I don't like the sound or the air blowing on me.
Them: Oh, so you just don't like it fans
Me: yes. that is what I said
Them: what don't you like about it?
Me: I don't like the sound or the air blowing on me.
Them: Oh, so you just don't like it fans
Me: yes. that is what I said
April 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Me: I don't like fans.
Them: what don't you like about it?
Me: I don't like the sound or the air blowing on me.
Them: Oh, so you just don't like it fans
Me: yes. that is what I said
Them: what don't you like about it?
Me: I don't like the sound or the air blowing on me.
Them: Oh, so you just don't like it fans
Me: yes. that is what I said
Guys, IDK who needs to hear this but... when a woman is walking in your direction, we can FEEL you looking at us. And if we don't respond when you say something, it's because we are ignoring you
April 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Guys, IDK who needs to hear this but... when a woman is walking in your direction, we can FEEL you looking at us. And if we don't respond when you say something, it's because we are ignoring you
Spring has officially arrived in northern Vermont ☀️🌷🍃🍃💚💚
April 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Spring has officially arrived in northern Vermont ☀️🌷🍃🍃💚💚
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Spotted at the Edinburgh Museum of Natural History. Apparently the curator of Etymology has a sense of humor!!
March 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Spotted at the Edinburgh Museum of Natural History. Apparently the curator of Etymology has a sense of humor!!
Can you help get my co-workers son to Rome? He is a sweet young man who has had some major setbacks recently.
Donate to Support Christopher's Dream to Play in Italy, organized by Amanda LaFond
I'm hosting this GoFundMe for my son. Here's a statement from him...
… Amanda LaFond needs your support for Support Christopher's Dream to Play in Italy
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March 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Can you help get my co-workers son to Rome? He is a sweet young man who has had some major setbacks recently.
Vermont Cheese Council? The Vermont Cheese Board was RIGHT THERE!
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March 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Vermont Cheese Council? The Vermont Cheese Board was RIGHT THERE!
As an Irish American whose name means Warrior Woman Church of St. Patrick... Why are you declaring Irish American Heritage month When you are f*cking over the country? This is just a disgusting grab for approval, and you do not get it by doing to vulnerable people here what the English did to us.
March 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
As an Irish American whose name means Warrior Woman Church of St. Patrick... Why are you declaring Irish American Heritage month When you are f*cking over the country? This is just a disgusting grab for approval, and you do not get it by doing to vulnerable people here what the English did to us.
Brain farts? No. I have chronic brain flatulence
February 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Brain farts? No. I have chronic brain flatulence
special education isn't just for folks that will need support forever, and it lessens the support everyone who needed special ed, will need in adulthood.
don't claim to be pro-life if you think this would be a good thing. this would doom thousands of children to abject poverty
don't claim to be pro-life if you think this would be a good thing. this would doom thousands of children to abject poverty
February 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
special education isn't just for folks that will need support forever, and it lessens the support everyone who needed special ed, will need in adulthood.
don't claim to be pro-life if you think this would be a good thing. this would doom thousands of children to abject poverty
don't claim to be pro-life if you think this would be a good thing. this would doom thousands of children to abject poverty
do I have 5 projects going? Mind your business.
Did I spend hundreds on the supplies for tambor embroidery to find out it is so much harder than I thought? MIND YOUR F**KING BUSINESS!!
Did I spend hundreds on the supplies for tambor embroidery to find out it is so much harder than I thought? MIND YOUR F**KING BUSINESS!!
February 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
do I have 5 projects going? Mind your business.
Did I spend hundreds on the supplies for tambor embroidery to find out it is so much harder than I thought? MIND YOUR F**KING BUSINESS!!
Did I spend hundreds on the supplies for tambor embroidery to find out it is so much harder than I thought? MIND YOUR F**KING BUSINESS!!