Kelly Armstrong
@kellyarmstrong.bsky.social
Dogs are good! Star Trek is better than Star Wars! Dave Matthews Band fan! Trans is Beautiful! Liberal in Blue Louisville, Kentucky!
Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder.
October 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder.
This fucker is the most odious of all Trump people, just a soulless monster.
Stephen Miller: "All these demonstrators that you've seen out here in recent days, all these elderly white hippies, they're not part of the city and never have been ... we're gonna ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they're all over 90 years old."
August 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This fucker is the most odious of all Trump people, just a soulless monster.
The @nytimes.com is garbage…
President Trump is negotiating with foreign leaders on wars, tariffs and other conflicts. Chris Voss, who as part of the FBI worked on more than 150 hostage negotiations, weighed in on Trump’s approach to making deals. Watch, read or listen to “The Interview.”
This World-Renowned Negotiator Says Trump’s Secret Weapon Is Empathy
Chris Voss on our “dealmaker in chief” and the benefit of approaching life as a deal waiting to be made.
nyti.ms
August 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The @nytimes.com is garbage…
Good…may none of these monsters ever experience a moment of peace for the rest of their lives.
Tom Homan says he has received so much hate for his positions on immigration that he is unable to live safely with his family.
Trump’s Border Czar Living Separately From Wife Due to Death Threats
The top immigration official told a podcast host that it is too dangerous for him to live at home.
trib.al
June 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Good…may none of these monsters ever experience a moment of peace for the rest of their lives.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR
April 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR
Happy #tongueouttuesday from Sadie. Must have tongue out to participate.
April 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy #tongueouttuesday from Sadie. Must have tongue out to participate.
He’s a fucking moron.
April 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He’s a fucking moron.
If your grandfather started mumbling shit like this you would have the chat about how it’s time to move into a nursing home. Instead, we elected this imbecile President. We truly live in the dumbest timeline possible.
Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If your grandfather started mumbling shit like this you would have the chat about how it’s time to move into a nursing home. Instead, we elected this imbecile President. We truly live in the dumbest timeline possible.
Punch Nazis…
March 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Punch Nazis…
Do the opposite of whatever @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social suggest.
If you were in Congress, what would you do for the State of the Union? What do you think Dems should do?
March 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Do the opposite of whatever @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social suggest.
Just pure evil…seriously, fuck Trump and Musk.
An estimated 300,000 children globally are expected to lose access to a nutrient-dense peanut butter that’s specially formulated to treat severe acute malnutrition.
Georgia Nonprofit That Produces Life-Saving Food For Kids Has Federal Contract Cut
An estimated 300,000 children globally are expected to lose access to a nutrient-dense peanut butter that’s specially formulated to treat severe acute malnutrition.
www.huffpost.com
February 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just pure evil…seriously, fuck Trump and Musk.
If Trump had been President during World War Two, we would have allied with Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. I’m ashamed to be an American.
Breaking news: U.S. sides with Russia to vote against a U.N. resolution condemning Moscow for the Ukraine war.
Washington’s dramatic shift on the conflict marks a major break with its European allies and coincides with the Trump administration’s bid to repair relations with the Kremlin.
Washington’s dramatic shift on the conflict marks a major break with its European allies and coincides with the Trump administration’s bid to repair relations with the Kremlin.
U.S. votes against U.N. resolution condemning Russia for Ukraine war
Washington’s shift on the Ukraine war marks a major break with European allies and comes as the Trump administration aims to repair relations with Russia.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If Trump had been President during World War Two, we would have allied with Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. I’m ashamed to be an American.
This is the way…
Pedro Pascal calls out ‘vile’ transphobia as he doubles down on trans allyship
Pedro Pascal calls out 'vile' attacks on transgender community
Pedro Pascal has issued a scathing takedown of anti-trans bigotry, calling out "vile" attempts to strip the trans community of rights.
www.thepinknews.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is the way…
Wait till the batard dies and we all line up to shit on his grave.
February 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Wait till the batard dies and we all line up to shit on his grave.
He’s completely lost it, just totally fucking insane.
Trump on what Trudeau could offer him to change his mind on tariffs: "What I'd like to see -- Canada become our 51st state."
February 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He’s completely lost it, just totally fucking insane.
This…
I don’t think people will care until bad things happen to them personally. But we also have to limit how much harm they can do before the rest of the country wakes up and starts giving a fuck. A difficult situation.
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This…
Know the script…
When ICE asks you something, you shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what ICE is asking you.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
January 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Know the script…
This…
I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.
ABC White House correspondent just released ANOTHER anti-trans EO expected that we did not cover in our piece this morning:
A federal ban on funding to programs that acknowledge and affirm transgender people.
A federal ban on funding to programs that acknowledge and affirm transgender people.
January 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This…
This, so much this…
As we head into the final week before the inevitable onslaught of horrifying executive orders, please take a minute to think about what you can do for people who will be directly impacted by those orders in your life. Ask yourself what you will do to support just one specific person. Then scale up.
January 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This, so much this…
Peanut just loves the snow and doesn’t want it to go anywhere. I’m with Peanut. #BlackLabs
January 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Peanut just loves the snow and doesn’t want it to go anywhere. I’m with Peanut. #BlackLabs
Indy in the snow…the old man is ready for it to melt. #bordercollies
January 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Indy in the snow…the old man is ready for it to melt. #bordercollies
I’m already so fucking tired of this jackass. I’m tired of his lies, his arrogance, his buffoonery, his ignorance, his transphobia and that damn smirk. Come on heart disease.
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m already so fucking tired of this jackass. I’m tired of his lies, his arrogance, his buffoonery, his ignorance, his transphobia and that damn smirk. Come on heart disease.
Happy Shut The Fuck Up Friday…know the script and then shut the fuck up.
Speaking of shut the fuck up Friday, I’ve been seeing some people say that the FBI has contacted them for questioning after seeing social media posts, and my extremely urgent advice is that you should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES talk to the Feds without a lawyer.
December 28, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Happy Shut The Fuck Up Friday…know the script and then shut the fuck up.
If you know you know…#DMB
December 7, 2024 at 12:12 AM
If you know you know…#DMB