Keli!
@keli-is-a-dog.bsky.social
33. He/Them. Demi. Dog on the internet. Farming, music and marketing on the realnet.
I post pictures of dogs, weed, and plants. Sometimes guitar stuff. DMs open for most.
🏳️🌈
PUNK.
Horror.
I post pictures of dogs, weed, and plants. Sometimes guitar stuff. DMs open for most.
🏳️🌈
PUNK.
Horror.
When you know you’ve made it.
September 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When you know you’ve made it.
To those who try and do interact with me, despite me disappearing and being random and hard to follow.. I promise I’ll get better, but.. thank you. <3
You all know who you are.
You all know who you are.
September 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
To those who try and do interact with me, despite me disappearing and being random and hard to follow.. I promise I’ll get better, but.. thank you. <3
You all know who you are.
You all know who you are.
Pretty sure it is a broken rib. I’ve coughed, laughed, sneezed, did laundry.. all uncomfortable.
But what hurt the most? Fucking hiccups.
But what hurt the most? Fucking hiccups.
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pretty sure it is a broken rib. I’ve coughed, laughed, sneezed, did laundry.. all uncomfortable.
But what hurt the most? Fucking hiccups.
But what hurt the most? Fucking hiccups.
Not sure whether I broke or popped a rib last night. Not painful but kinda uncomfortable.
Leaned over the couch armrest to pet my dog and immediately felt a short pang and heard a pop. Slight bruise but I wouldn’t say it hurts
Leaned over the couch armrest to pet my dog and immediately felt a short pang and heard a pop. Slight bruise but I wouldn’t say it hurts
September 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not sure whether I broke or popped a rib last night. Not painful but kinda uncomfortable.
Leaned over the couch armrest to pet my dog and immediately felt a short pang and heard a pop. Slight bruise but I wouldn’t say it hurts
Leaned over the couch armrest to pet my dog and immediately felt a short pang and heard a pop. Slight bruise but I wouldn’t say it hurts
*eyebrow-wiggle wagwag* :b
September 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
*eyebrow-wiggle wagwag* :b
People tend to send me random pictures of me for my birthday.
So enjoy this one. :b
So enjoy this one. :b
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
People tend to send me random pictures of me for my birthday.
So enjoy this one. :b
So enjoy this one. :b
Birthday kickback is done. Back to real life. 33 soon.
September 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Birthday kickback is done. Back to real life. 33 soon.
I need birthday Pina coladas
September 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I need birthday Pina coladas
Someone’s excited.
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Someone’s excited.
Birthday mushies. <3
September 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Birthday mushies. <3
Vacuuming the pool around 1am is my spirit animal.
September 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Vacuuming the pool around 1am is my spirit animal.
Birthday kickback tomorrow/today.. kinda just wanna curl up and not to anything lol
September 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Birthday kickback tomorrow/today.. kinda just wanna curl up and not to anything lol
Magical Friday! :b
September 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Magical Friday! :b
Rushing first thing in the morning to fill both compost bins for the truck within minutes is officially my new workout routine.
September 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Rushing first thing in the morning to fill both compost bins for the truck within minutes is officially my new workout routine.
What if mosquitos buzzing by your ears were really just trying to tell you the purpose of life?
September 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What if mosquitos buzzing by your ears were really just trying to tell you the purpose of life?
Something I will forever stride for.
Dress like a cheeseburger
September 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Something I will forever stride for.
Be dog.
Sniff friends.
Sniff friends.
September 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Be dog.
Sniff friends.
Sniff friends.
Gonna try my best to be more social and involved with people here and in my life.
September has been a tainted month in my mind since 2022. It’s up to me to fix that.
That said, I suck ass at talking after two years, so give me a chance! :b
September has been a tainted month in my mind since 2022. It’s up to me to fix that.
That said, I suck ass at talking after two years, so give me a chance! :b
September 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Gonna try my best to be more social and involved with people here and in my life.
September has been a tainted month in my mind since 2022. It’s up to me to fix that.
That said, I suck ass at talking after two years, so give me a chance! :b
September has been a tainted month in my mind since 2022. It’s up to me to fix that.
That said, I suck ass at talking after two years, so give me a chance! :b
Ughhhhhh, I need to get my tan in before winter night owl mode.
September 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ughhhhhh, I need to get my tan in before winter night owl mode.
Homemade soup ALWAYS gets better over night. Fight me. :b
September 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Homemade soup ALWAYS gets better over night. Fight me. :b
Fed doggos and kitties, time to figure out who feeds me :b
September 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fed doggos and kitties, time to figure out who feeds me :b
Pool maintenance requires stoner doggos.
September 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Pool maintenance requires stoner doggos.
Kinda felt cute at some point yesterday :b
September 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Kinda felt cute at some point yesterday :b
Pure chaos behind those eyes.
August 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Pure chaos behind those eyes.