Keith Nowak 🌮
@keithnowak.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Public Relations guy who is at best ambivalent about the public. Dallas-> Connecticut-> Seattle-> San Jose-> Dallas-> Hot Springs.
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Trump's international trade strategy: "I'm going to punch myself in the face until you do what I want!"
October 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trump's international trade strategy: "I'm going to punch myself in the face until you do what I want!"
When I first scanned this headline, I thought "who is Al, and what exactly was he doing to help?"
July 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
When I first scanned this headline, I thought "who is Al, and what exactly was he doing to help?"
This one image of a 2 hour timeline encapsulates the avalanche of insanity that defines 2025 America.
May 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This one image of a 2 hour timeline encapsulates the avalanche of insanity that defines 2025 America.
Dow futures are going way up on the belief that a China trade deal is in the offing.
What I see in my mind:
What I see in my mind:
May 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Dow futures are going way up on the belief that a China trade deal is in the offing.
What I see in my mind:
What I see in my mind:
Because nothing could go wrong throwing jet fuel on a dumpster fire.
May 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Because nothing could go wrong throwing jet fuel on a dumpster fire.
Wait. I found a third one! Election day is May 13th, not November 13th! (Although this wasn't a misspelling, just plain old stupidity)
May 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wait. I found a third one! Election day is May 13th, not November 13th! (Although this wasn't a misspelling, just plain old stupidity)
I looked closer, and there are actually two typos. I assume he misspelled "locations" and not "lactations"
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I looked closer, and there are actually two typos. I assume he misspelled "locations" and not "lactations"
Protip: When running for a school board position, spellcheck your mailers first.
May 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Protip: When running for a school board position, spellcheck your mailers first.
Preview of Christmas morning 2025
May 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Preview of Christmas morning 2025
A quick reminder that the odds of a recession were pegged at 0% 4 months ago.
April 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A quick reminder that the odds of a recession were pegged at 0% 4 months ago.
This is bad, right?
April 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is bad, right?
So, I guess that per Trump administration guidelines, this is a gang hideout?
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So, I guess that per Trump administration guidelines, this is a gang hideout?
No tension here. Nope, none at all....
March 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No tension here. Nope, none at all....
This is "unusual" how?
March 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is "unusual" how?
Stupidest. Timeline. Ever.
March 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Stupidest. Timeline. Ever.
In case you were wondering if it is a problem having the world's largest economy controlled by a petulant toddler:
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/02/stock-futures-rise-slightly-in-overnight-trading-as-investors-await-tariff-news-live-updates.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/02/stock-futures-rise-slightly-in-overnight-trading-as-investors-await-tariff-news-live-updates.html
March 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
In case you were wondering if it is a problem having the world's largest economy controlled by a petulant toddler:
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/02/stock-futures-rise-slightly-in-overnight-trading-as-investors-await-tariff-news-live-updates.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/02/stock-futures-rise-slightly-in-overnight-trading-as-investors-await-tariff-news-live-updates.html
A bold strategy.
February 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A bold strategy.
Well shit.
February 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well shit.
Whelp. That didn't age well.
February 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Whelp. That didn't age well.
Nailed it.
February 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Nailed it.
Hell of a job you are doing on that economy there Donny.
January 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hell of a job you are doing on that economy there Donny.
At least they are way cheaper than April, 2024 when Joe Biden was president! Oh....wait....
January 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
At least they are way cheaper than April, 2024 when Joe Biden was president! Oh....wait....