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Keith Law
@keithlaw.bsky.social
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As long as we got a dollar left, we eat good in this house. Words about baseball, board games, food, and more.
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does my peanut butter want me to play it some Brian Eno?
the label on a jar of peanut butter from Sprouts Farmers Market with the instruction “Store in ambient conditions.”
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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the dril tweet from 2017 that originally read 'turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right' with the word TARIFF written where "racism" was
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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yep, this is the baseball place now
five skeets, by non-baseball writers, all about how intense and stress game 7 of the world series ones. includes george conway, marisa kabas, rachel gilmore, charlotte clymer, andrew hammond
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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i knew he smoked that ball but damn
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. singles on a sharp line drive to left fielder Enrique Hernández. George Springer to 3rd. Toronto win probability:43.3%(0) Exit Velocity 113.9mph
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I’m so flattered
screenshot from Spotify showing the song “The Law” by Coroner from their new album Dissonance Theory along with the image of the album cover
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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IYKYK
a pistachio-chocolate croissant from JL Patisserie in Phoenix
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Gather once again
Disasters in the end, it's like a
the MLB.com page for Angels minor leaguer Brandon Dufault #36
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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same energy
October 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Dave Roberts is bringing in WHO?
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick looking confused, standing in the outfield with his arms out and a little in front of him. He has his glove on his left hand and his uniform says BREWERS with the number 10
October 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Pat Murphy thinks he’s still coaching in the Pac 10, sac bunting down 3
game log from the top of the 5th inning in tonight’s Cubs-Brewers playoff game, showing that the Brewers’ Joey Ortiz sac bunted runners to second and third, followed by Yelich striking out and Chourio popping out so they didn’t score at all
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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oh god they got Duo too
a duolingo screen showing the german words “sechs, sieben” and the answer in English “six, seven” which you will understand if you have children in grade school because you can no longer say those numbers safely anywhere in their vicinity
October 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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can’t believe the answer isn’t DEATH
NY Times crossword clue “What might come after many years?”
October 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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there were quite a few cubs fans who hated this trade, too
screenshot of google search results showing a post from Reddit's r/CHICubs that reads: "Pipeline scouting report on Busch. Think we may have ... Good news, they just traded for an older Matt Mervis."
September 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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dril tweet from 2017 reading 'issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"'
September 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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the stock photo from The Onion article "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point," showing a balding man with facial stubble and blue eyes staring at the camera with a neutral expression on his face, and a blurry natural backdrop
September 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I made the Neapolitan pizza dough recipe from this guy I follow on Instagram (pizzagabriel), using 70% hydration, and it is bar none the best I’ve ever tried.
a neapolitan pizza with mushrooms and fresh mozzarella a neapolitan pizza with pesto and fresh mozzarella a neapolitan margherita pizza with yellow tomato sauce
September 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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🎶 I always feel like/somebody’s watching me 🎶
my cat is on top of a very high cabinet about 5-6 feet above the countertop looking down at me
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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this is an automatic fine, i can't allow this
MLB.com headline with the Yankees logo and the text "Rice, Fried's mettle put Yanks 2 games back of Blue Jays" and a red box around the words Rice, Fried's
September 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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made Ottolenghi’s pomegranate & tomato salad tonight (from @nytimes cooking) and other than wishing i’d used half the onion it was a hit cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018...
photo of a salad with yellow and red tomatoes, red onion, orange bell pepper, pomegranate arils, mint & basil leaves, and feta. it’s in a white bowl, sitting on a wooden cutting board, and you can see the tip of my santoku and the spent lemon half on the edge of the photo
September 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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GO BIRDS 🦅
three cookies, two shaped like jerseys reading HURTS 1 and SMITH 6, plus one saying Let’s Go Eagles, all with green icing and white lettering
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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my Eagles fan wife, on seeing this post: “That’s not a thing.”
a skeet from Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social reading “I think this is the year I’m gonna be normal about the Eagles”
September 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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ok it might not have violated the laws of physics but it’s still ridiculous
screenshot from MLB game day. Ohtani’s HR went 373 feet, exit velocity 120 mph, launch angle 23 degrees. It was his 46th HR off the year and came on a 3-1 pitch down and in from Pirates pitcher Bubba Chandler
September 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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headline from the Onion reading “Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child” with a photo of a left-handed pitcher in a Rockies uniform wearing #21
August 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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new Pope just dropped
photo of a Blue Jays pitcher in their players’ weekend uniform, which is entirely off-white including the words BLUE JAYS and the hat
August 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM