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Shambling Ghoul
@keithito.bsky.social
Big as a house

www.indoorgraveyard.com
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standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
September 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I need to be invited to a splinter discord from a bigger discord so that I can talk shit about the people in the bigger discord - but then start my own secondary splinter discord where I will talk shit about people from the other one - I need new ways to be angry
August 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Uhhhh
May 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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duck deadnasty.
May 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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After today, I am not employed! Not sure what the hell I'm going to do next but follow me on twitch and instagram (pizza_suplex_vevo) and stuff.

twitch.tv/pizza_suplex
pizza_suplex - Twitch
Adult man playing video games on line. Streams on Sunday, 8am PT. Also some other times.
twitch.tv
May 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Damn, prayers up
December 24, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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Together we've already shared >250 toys & teen gifts w/ parents in transition, directed >150 more to Cook Co Jail, & are now sending donations to moms at Fox Valley. Your donation is both a gift & an opportunity for incarcerated parents to joyfully connect with their kids. bit.ly/holidaysolidarity11
December 10, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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can't wait to see you again, brian
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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I have a good idea for a pet. A rat! I think they only killed like a trillion people in the middle ages so it’s fine to have them under your blanket and stuff like that
November 25, 2024 at 3:08 AM
What if they did Seinfeld but it was nowadays? What if they did Seinfeld but Jerry was a zoomer? And Ellen was a zoomer?? What if they did a gen Z Seinfield? What if they did a Seinfield where George and Kramer get addicted to galaxy gas? Seinfeld 2024 #Seinfeild2024 #Seinfeld2025 #SeinfeldTheZoome
November 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Hearing reports that Dennis Prager has sadly passed away after getting sandwiched between a tanker truck carrying pee and a tanker truck carrying poop. His head popped off and fell into the poop tank RIP
November 24, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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*smiles insanely* it’s perfect
June 22, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Hell I better subscribe so I can find out what the bad news is
November 23, 2024 at 4:31 AM
It would be funny if after an american president's term was up they walked them out behind the white house and hit them in the head with a hammer until they fell into the presidential bone pit. For Canada I guess they could do something with a slingshot who cares
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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Trudeau announcing Canada would honor ICC and arrest Netanyahu along with immediate tax breaks and a check mailed to Canadians feels very much like a doomed liberal leader learning a quick lesson from Democrats.
November 22, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Tonight is an important night in America, tonight is when americans can make their voice be heard and make a lasting change, that's right it's Name Change Night on the @gooffkings.bsky.social at twitch.tv/gooffkings
GoOffKings - Twitch
We don't have swag, we invented it. CONTACT: gooffkings@gmail.com
twitch.tv
November 5, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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𝑻𝙬𝒐-𝑫𝙖𝒚 𝑨𝙠𝒂 𝑻𝙐𝒂𝙝-𝘿𝒂𝙮! 𝑻𝙝𝒆𝙮'𝙧𝒆 𝒈𝙤𝒏𝙣𝒂 𝒔𝙩𝒓𝙚𝒂𝙢 𝙞𝒕 𝒂𝙡𝒍 𝒕𝙤 𝙮𝒐𝙪. 𝑯𝙖𝒘𝙠 𝙞𝒏𝙩𝒐 𝒕𝙝𝒆 𝒔𝙩𝒓𝙚𝒂𝙢...𝙘𝒍𝙞𝒄𝙠 𝙤𝒏 𝒕𝙝𝒆 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙣𝒈. 𝙄 𝙢𝒆𝙖𝒏 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙩 𝙩𝒉𝙖𝒏𝙜, 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙩 𝙞𝒔! 𝙈𝒚 𝒅𝙚𝒂𝙧 𝙗𝒐𝙮,
𝘾𝑶𝙋𝒀𝙍𝑰𝙂𝑯𝙏 𝙜𝒐 𝒐𝙛𝒇 𝒌𝙞𝒏𝙜𝒔 2024 𝙩𝒉𝙚 𝙤𝒓𝙞𝒈𝙞𝒏𝙖𝒍 𝒉𝙤𝒎𝙚 𝙤𝒇 𝒕𝙝𝒆 𝒐𝙯𝒆𝙢𝒑𝙞𝒄𝙨/𝙊𝒍𝙮𝒎𝙥𝒊𝙘𝒔 𝒋𝙤𝒌𝙚 𝙬𝒉𝙚𝒓𝙚 𝙩𝒉𝙚 𝙊𝒍𝙮𝒎𝙥𝒊𝙘 𝙧𝒊𝙣𝒈𝙨 𝙖𝒓𝙚 𝙡𝒊𝙠𝒆 𝒐𝙣𝒊𝙤𝒏 𝒓𝙞𝒏𝙜𝒔. 𝙃𝒂𝙬𝒌𝙚𝒚𝙚 𝙩𝒖𝙖𝒉 𝒔𝙝𝒐𝙤𝒕 𝒐𝙣 𝙩𝒉𝙖𝒕 𝒕𝙝𝒂𝙣𝒈.𝒙𝙭𝒙
August 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
nowadays people don't pick up a whole fish and lower it into their mouth and then pull out a skeleton anymore, it would seem
February 9, 2024 at 5:16 PM
It's so fun how everyone on here is roleplaying 2014 twitter, just call-out posts of a person you've never heard of in your life who has 99 followers and people arguing about fruit trees in cities
February 9, 2024 at 3:53 PM
It's fucked up that having sinus congestion gives you a headache too, doesn't really seem fair
February 7, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Alright newbies we've got a few rules here that "the other site" didn't, so listen up:

Posts here are called Zorbs, if you post 10 Zorbs you can unlock a ReZorb, these are NOT TRANSFERABLE, if you post a photo containing distressing material you have to Horg it (this is what we call hashtags)
February 6, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Does anybody know how many power strips it is safe to daisy-chain? Is it infinity?
November 15, 2023 at 6:32 PM