Tom Jensen
@keicowku.bsky.social
MTG vorthos. Aspiring gymrat.
Gay nerd on Vancouver Island
Gay nerd on Vancouver Island
HMMMMMMMMM🤔
(i dont bank with rbc)
(i dont bank with rbc)
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
HMMMMMMMMM🤔
(i dont bank with rbc)
(i dont bank with rbc)
Im having flashbacks to when I was 10 and on my last day of school before moving away all the kids whom I thought were my friends told me the teachers made them talk to me and they actually hated me the whole time and were happy theyd never see me again....
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Im having flashbacks to when I was 10 and on my last day of school before moving away all the kids whom I thought were my friends told me the teachers made them talk to me and they actually hated me the whole time and were happy theyd never see me again....
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More proof that the province of BC is doing AMAZING work when it comes to recruiting American healthcare workers... a member of our Healthcare Infusion community sent me this...
B.C. literally bought THE ENTIRE FRONT COVER of the U.S. nurses' main monthly magazine.
🤣 OMG I LOVE IT
B.C. literally bought THE ENTIRE FRONT COVER of the U.S. nurses' main monthly magazine.
🤣 OMG I LOVE IT
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
More proof that the province of BC is doing AMAZING work when it comes to recruiting American healthcare workers... a member of our Healthcare Infusion community sent me this...
B.C. literally bought THE ENTIRE FRONT COVER of the U.S. nurses' main monthly magazine.
🤣 OMG I LOVE IT
B.C. literally bought THE ENTIRE FRONT COVER of the U.S. nurses' main monthly magazine.
🤣 OMG I LOVE IT
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My boss? Good dude.
His boss? Also good at her job.
*some facless schmucks
VPs: Mostly good people who care about the firm and not just "number go up".
*There is a middle layer of management here that is OUT OF THEIR GOURD INSANE and probably shouldnt exist.
The. Meeting. We. Had. Yesterday.
His boss? Also good at her job.
*some facless schmucks
VPs: Mostly good people who care about the firm and not just "number go up".
*There is a middle layer of management here that is OUT OF THEIR GOURD INSANE and probably shouldnt exist.
The. Meeting. We. Had. Yesterday.
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My boss? Good dude.
His boss? Also good at her job.
*some facless schmucks
VPs: Mostly good people who care about the firm and not just "number go up".
*There is a middle layer of management here that is OUT OF THEIR GOURD INSANE and probably shouldnt exist.
The. Meeting. We. Had. Yesterday.
His boss? Also good at her job.
*some facless schmucks
VPs: Mostly good people who care about the firm and not just "number go up".
*There is a middle layer of management here that is OUT OF THEIR GOURD INSANE and probably shouldnt exist.
The. Meeting. We. Had. Yesterday.
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The thing is whatever thing you think doesn't exist in media is probably in magic story
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The thing is whatever thing you think doesn't exist in media is probably in magic story
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"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who trained leopards to eat faces
Danielle Smith gets booed at UCP convention after mentioning working with Canada
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who trained leopards to eat faces
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
Im not suprised by crap Carney did this week.
But i continue to be infuriated that "the conservative platform, but without the maga neonazi culture war." Was the "acceptable" option and remains rather popular in the grand scheme of things
You have a wide berth @avilewis.ca et all. We are watching
But i continue to be infuriated that "the conservative platform, but without the maga neonazi culture war." Was the "acceptable" option and remains rather popular in the grand scheme of things
You have a wide berth @avilewis.ca et all. We are watching
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Im not suprised by crap Carney did this week.
But i continue to be infuriated that "the conservative platform, but without the maga neonazi culture war." Was the "acceptable" option and remains rather popular in the grand scheme of things
You have a wide berth @avilewis.ca et all. We are watching
But i continue to be infuriated that "the conservative platform, but without the maga neonazi culture war." Was the "acceptable" option and remains rather popular in the grand scheme of things
You have a wide berth @avilewis.ca et all. We are watching
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WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
So 2026 is a bargaing year for us.
We able to secure a 11.25%/3yr increase last round, while being financially in the red due to forces beyond our operational controll. We're paid comissions and auto rate drops occured.📉
We are VERY not broke this time.
More.
We able to secure a 11.25%/3yr increase last round, while being financially in the red due to forces beyond our operational controll. We're paid comissions and auto rate drops occured.📉
We are VERY not broke this time.
More.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So 2026 is a bargaing year for us.
We able to secure a 11.25%/3yr increase last round, while being financially in the red due to forces beyond our operational controll. We're paid comissions and auto rate drops occured.📉
We are VERY not broke this time.
More.
We able to secure a 11.25%/3yr increase last round, while being financially in the red due to forces beyond our operational controll. We're paid comissions and auto rate drops occured.📉
We are VERY not broke this time.
More.
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
Please never bank at a place that is "proudly self serve".
There *WILL* be a problem at some point and there is "proudly" no one to help you.
How do these "no fee" places make money? I asked. Their loan rates are abhorent.🙃
There *WILL* be a problem at some point and there is "proudly" no one to help you.
How do these "no fee" places make money? I asked. Their loan rates are abhorent.🙃
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Please never bank at a place that is "proudly self serve".
There *WILL* be a problem at some point and there is "proudly" no one to help you.
How do these "no fee" places make money? I asked. Their loan rates are abhorent.🙃
There *WILL* be a problem at some point and there is "proudly" no one to help you.
How do these "no fee" places make money? I asked. Their loan rates are abhorent.🙃
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MagicCon promo for next year...omg.
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MagicCon promo for next year...omg.
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
This tastes EXACTLY like buttered popcorn.
That is not a bad thing. But I have no clue how they did it????????
That is not a bad thing. But I have no clue how they did it????????
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This tastes EXACTLY like buttered popcorn.
That is not a bad thing. But I have no clue how they did it????????
That is not a bad thing. But I have no clue how they did it????????
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Puppy has met his mortal nemesis a 5 year old.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Puppy has met his mortal nemesis a 5 year old.
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
Spent 45 minutes on hold so someone could remove a hold from the clients account so that I could collect SEVENTEEN DOLLARS.
Very billable hours. Much revenue. Wow.
Very billable hours. Much revenue. Wow.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Spent 45 minutes on hold so someone could remove a hold from the clients account so that I could collect SEVENTEEN DOLLARS.
Very billable hours. Much revenue. Wow.
Very billable hours. Much revenue. Wow.
Oh smile cookie season.
Dont. Just dont.
Youre not supporting a small business. Youre not helping your community. Tims is a foreign owned real estate scam, as is all fast food, and you should donate directly to the foodbank/whatever charity the cookies proceeds supposedly to go to.
Dont. Just dont.
Youre not supporting a small business. Youre not helping your community. Tims is a foreign owned real estate scam, as is all fast food, and you should donate directly to the foodbank/whatever charity the cookies proceeds supposedly to go to.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh smile cookie season.
Dont. Just dont.
Youre not supporting a small business. Youre not helping your community. Tims is a foreign owned real estate scam, as is all fast food, and you should donate directly to the foodbank/whatever charity the cookies proceeds supposedly to go to.
Dont. Just dont.
Youre not supporting a small business. Youre not helping your community. Tims is a foreign owned real estate scam, as is all fast food, and you should donate directly to the foodbank/whatever charity the cookies proceeds supposedly to go to.
Ohhhh 2026 Vacation picking is occurring.
I get to see how badly my colleagues fuck me over every year. 30 weeks of PTO ahead of me. "No overlaps" going forward because I'm literally the only one who didnt clock weeks of sick time last year. Too many unplanned absences to have several planned ones.
I get to see how badly my colleagues fuck me over every year. 30 weeks of PTO ahead of me. "No overlaps" going forward because I'm literally the only one who didnt clock weeks of sick time last year. Too many unplanned absences to have several planned ones.
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ohhhh 2026 Vacation picking is occurring.
I get to see how badly my colleagues fuck me over every year. 30 weeks of PTO ahead of me. "No overlaps" going forward because I'm literally the only one who didnt clock weeks of sick time last year. Too many unplanned absences to have several planned ones.
I get to see how badly my colleagues fuck me over every year. 30 weeks of PTO ahead of me. "No overlaps" going forward because I'm literally the only one who didnt clock weeks of sick time last year. Too many unplanned absences to have several planned ones.