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Kegs
@kegs.bsky.social
he/him, TTRPG enthusiast, lapsed MtG player, FaB player, manipulator of magical delights, ponderer of many an orb, lover of the halfling's leaf, admirer of birds
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Capitalism is a machine that turns human productivity into death
April 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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"WHAT'D THEY DO TO US??"
October 24, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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The train from L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ah yes, Rothko's Bastardlicks
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?

SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
March 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
tired: flat earth whackjobs

wired: flat moon truthers
March 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Groimes donorld told meh oi cornt foire anywan
NEWS

Trump convened his Cabinet in person to deliver a message: You’re in charge of your departments, not Elon Musk.

Trump told top members of his administration that Musk was empowered to make recommendations to the departments but not to issue unilateral decisions on staffing and policy.
Trump to Cabinet: Musk has no authority to fire workers
The president convened his secretaries, with Musk, to clarify power.
bit.ly
March 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.
February 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Couldn't decide on one.
November 27, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
November 25, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Sorry for the Disco Elysium reposts, rediscovering quotes from the game and reminding myself why I love it
November 24, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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Brother, you already *were* a ghost. Up there, screaming — along with all of them. Scaring each other. Haunting each other. It's the living who are ghosts. The dead are silent. They don't rattle windows or write letters in blood. The living do. Leave them behind. Rest.
November 24, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Man I didn't post on bluesky for a year, and right as I decided to come back, the libs come in full force
November 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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"If you call it skeet people who use social media for work won't come here!"

Fucking good. We hate clout brained brand building in this house

We skeet jokey jokes and silly little bits in this motherfucker
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Running a game of Eat the Reich by @gshowitt.bsky.social tonight and I'm so fucking pumped
November 15, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Inside you there are two vaccines

That's it, that's the joke. I got boosted and flu shotted yesterday and I feel like shiiiiiiiiiit
November 14, 2024 at 4:48 PM
They thought they could stop the demon but I'm back
November 13, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Boy does getting bad work news kill any drive I had to do actual work
September 7, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Had a bizarre experience of food shopping while listening to Spanish Love Songs
September 4, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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Bugs Bunny was Tex Avery's fursona
September 1, 2023 at 2:12 AM
It's rad when your workplace is going through drastic, radical shifts that are supposedly meant to help prevent overwork but wind up doing the exact opposite
September 1, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Truly no greater experience than to open your eyes and become aware of consciousness as your brain begins to tell you what a worthless piece of shit you are
August 31, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Waking up upset is a truly shit-tier experience
August 31, 2023 at 11:45 AM
I love our gerontocracy
August 30, 2023 at 5:56 PM