Kathy Flann
@keflann.bsky.social
Writer, 4 books, incl. How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters. Words in McSweeney’s, Boston Globe, WaPo, Slate, HuffPo. Member HWA, SFWA
www.kathyflann.com
www.kathyflann.com
It’s a strange world that has fingers crossed for the weirdly specific scenario that Tucker Carlson raises a daughter like Liz Cheney.
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s a strange world that has fingers crossed for the weirdly specific scenario that Tucker Carlson raises a daughter like Liz Cheney.
Pic doesn’t do justice to how many seniors come out weekly to protest at this intersection. They’re also on other corners. #Baltimore
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Pic doesn’t do justice to how many seniors come out weekly to protest at this intersection. They’re also on other corners. #Baltimore
This is my first literal fluff piece! 🤣 It’s the featured story on the site today. Many thanks to @nextavenue.bsky.social! Link in comments. #dogs
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is my first literal fluff piece! 🤣 It’s the featured story on the site today. Many thanks to @nextavenue.bsky.social! Link in comments. #dogs
Unfortunately, this only encourages my benign neglect style of plant parenting.
September 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Unfortunately, this only encourages my benign neglect style of plant parenting.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug… for rich people on vacation.
September 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug… for rich people on vacation.
Did anyone else receive this masterpiece in the mail addressed to “Current Resident?” According to the introduction, it will help put to rest the struggle that is raging in my own heart, so I guess this is it — I’ll finally decide whether to cut down on cheese or be happy.
August 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Did anyone else receive this masterpiece in the mail addressed to “Current Resident?” According to the introduction, it will help put to rest the struggle that is raging in my own heart, so I guess this is it — I’ll finally decide whether to cut down on cheese or be happy.
I guess this is the stage in our messed up timeline where “Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp” comes true.
July 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I guess this is the stage in our messed up timeline where “Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp” comes true.
A lifelong Republican speaks out! My latest for Weekly Humorist #humor @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A lifelong Republican speaks out! My latest for Weekly Humorist #humor @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
They misspelled a word — I believe it should be E-N-A-B-L-I-N-G
July 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
They misspelled a word — I believe it should be E-N-A-B-L-I-N-G
It’s a curious quirk of the English language that there’s no word for the weird stuff you see birds and people doing at 6am because you’re walking your dog to beat the heat and you’re slow because you’re a night person and you’re not going to bed any earlier all summer.
July 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s a curious quirk of the English language that there’s no word for the weird stuff you see birds and people doing at 6am because you’re walking your dog to beat the heat and you’re slow because you’re a night person and you’re not going to bed any earlier all summer.
What’s going on with my ‘tools,’ and in some cases, ‘knobs?’”
July 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What’s going on with my ‘tools,’ and in some cases, ‘knobs?’”
Genius product idea: T-shirt with cool band on the front and on the back: “Please do not run over my tiny dog with your Lime scooter. Thank you.” 🙂
July 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Genius product idea: T-shirt with cool band on the front and on the back: “Please do not run over my tiny dog with your Lime scooter. Thank you.” 🙂
“Mind control is how you get your 10pm snack at 9:30. You WILL follow me for other tips.”
June 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Mind control is how you get your 10pm snack at 9:30. You WILL follow me for other tips.”
Me and the inner voice that wants more cheese balls.
June 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me and the inner voice that wants more cheese balls.
Ooh, wait, this is of those questions on the GRE — “Mary must stay 200 feet from the truck, but she can only read the liability disclaimer at 20 feet. How much is Mary’s insurance deductible?”
June 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ooh, wait, this is of those questions on the GRE — “Mary must stay 200 feet from the truck, but she can only read the liability disclaimer at 20 feet. How much is Mary’s insurance deductible?”
My 82-year-old mom’s choir gave a Pride-themed concert today that said No Kings, only Queens!
June 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My 82-year-old mom’s choir gave a Pride-themed concert today that said No Kings, only Queens!
For those who wanted a pic — the church potluck item my 82 year old mom contributed is a rainbow fruit plate in honor of Pride Month.
June 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
For those who wanted a pic — the church potluck item my 82 year old mom contributed is a rainbow fruit plate in honor of Pride Month.
This language sounds almost as aggressive as “moist.”
May 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This language sounds almost as aggressive as “moist.”
This headline was quite a ride.
May 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This headline was quite a ride.
My husband wanted to get me something classic that I could enjoy for years to come, and this Cameo from Kazuhisa Uekesa is IT!! 💕 Happy Anniversary to us!
May 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
My husband wanted to get me something classic that I could enjoy for years to come, and this Cameo from Kazuhisa Uekesa is IT!! 💕 Happy Anniversary to us!
“I’m a little teapot.”
May 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“I’m a little teapot.”
Friday, Friday, Friday! Join 3 incredibly powerful Pointers as we attempt to present PowerPoint slides we've never seen before.
Win raffle & cash prizes! Play Buzzword Bingo! Eat delicious cupcakes!
Most importantly, raise money for Moveable Feast of Maryland (mfeast.org).
Win raffle & cash prizes! Play Buzzword Bingo! Eat delicious cupcakes!
Most importantly, raise money for Moveable Feast of Maryland (mfeast.org).
April 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Friday, Friday, Friday! Join 3 incredibly powerful Pointers as we attempt to present PowerPoint slides we've never seen before.
Win raffle & cash prizes! Play Buzzword Bingo! Eat delicious cupcakes!
Most importantly, raise money for Moveable Feast of Maryland (mfeast.org).
Win raffle & cash prizes! Play Buzzword Bingo! Eat delicious cupcakes!
Most importantly, raise money for Moveable Feast of Maryland (mfeast.org).
Silly fun on Friday night in Baltimore for a great cause! Because I’m conflict averse, let’s consider this a Respectful Exchange Royale. Only one can win the right to awkwardly deflect accolades! Boo yah!
April 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Silly fun on Friday night in Baltimore for a great cause! Because I’m conflict averse, let’s consider this a Respectful Exchange Royale. Only one can win the right to awkwardly deflect accolades! Boo yah!