keeksthesneak.bsky.social
@keeksthesneak.bsky.social
As soon as I found out dirty gin martinis and a seafood tower was indeed gluten free, life became more simple for me
January 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am being presented no other avenue but to disappear and lock in
January 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Anyway bitch let me tap into my girl genes and enjoy life again
January 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
That nasty orange bitch is so good at scamming. It’s inspiring and terrifying
January 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Here to touch base with myself. Keep going comrade 😭
It’s going to be a long and dark winter. Emerge out of it a completely new person
January 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I will always maintain I am too pretty for dating apps and I’ll never use them. I’d rather die alone than be put in a lineup of mid
November 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
My step ladder is here so now I can finish organizing my closet. I’m so happy
November 22, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I wish the economy didn’t tank just as I was coming up. I could have had a bussdown AP scrunchie by now
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I love to fake root for the Knicks
November 21, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Like 4 days
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I am so fulfilled with the sense of community since packing up and moving out of Scottsdale. The owner of my Pilates studio hand delivered me a resume for a young woman looking for growth and opportunity. She told her “I got the mentor for you. She’s building an empire” and I’m just like 🥺🫶🏽
November 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
If mercury retrograde brings back one of my besties from 2016 I’ll never slander that planet ever again. This is so cute omg
November 20, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Very friendly reminder with this upcoming holiday season. You cannot trust cooking from every home. This lady making fridge tiramisu. Took out her fridge drawer. To make fridge. Tiramisu.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Medium rare petite filet mignon. Truffle butter on the side
How you eat your steak?
November 20, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Everything is funny. Tears in my eye. Life is great
November 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I just had the greatest conversation with @scoobysteve15.bsky.social we will be laughing for 6 weeks STRAIGHT 😭
November 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
The more I’m learning about my gluten sensitivity, the more I’m realizing how many other things were connected to it. I have so much more control over my health now 🥹 God bless
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Everybody stared at me in the gym today but I think it’s because genuinely speaking. They thought I died or something
November 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I have been wanting to go to bed since 5:30pm 😐
November 18, 2024 at 3:51 AM
His body his choice 😊
#Also Bosa getting hurt was the universe rewarding him expressing his love for that bitch ass nigga elect.

Take this as a lesson that bad things happen to you when you side with 45.

Shout out Geno Smith
November 18, 2024 at 2:32 AM
LOL 🥹👍🏽
November 18, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Honestly when I build my dream house with my dream kitchen next year I’ll have zero issue hosting. Ima get TWO fridges. 6 gas burners. DOUBLE OVEN. You cannot catch me
November 17, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Ima take it as a compliment that my cousins wanna come watch the niners at my place. But why do boys tell you with a 3 hour notice 😭 y’all getting snacks and aperol spritzes that’s about IT
November 17, 2024 at 8:07 PM
It’s going to be a long and dark winter. Emerge out of it a completely new person
November 17, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I want a dirty gin martini and a steak. Thank you for listening
November 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM