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Kedge
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anatomically correct Sea-Wee
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Me:
My 16-yr-old cousin informed me that jeans are cringe and "too dressy" and that sweatpants are the only acceptable pant. Parents of teens: is this true across the board?
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just tried Marmite for the first time. Now I'm obsessed and gonna put it on EVERYTHING
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Babies being born now will have never lived in a world without Gritty and I think that's beautiful
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is MY Spotify Wrapped
The 2025 Remastered Big Lizard in My Backyard album plus the alternate take tracks are now available for digital download from our pals at The Giving Groove! thegivinggroove.limitedrun.com/products/871...
The Dead Milkmen
WAV or FLAC/ALAC download of the 2025 remaster of
thegivinggroove.limitedrun.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My right wing aunt asked me in hushed tones over the holiday: "Are things really as bad in Chicago as they say on the news?" lol
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
🎶"Staaaand and deliver
your money or your life"🎶
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"strong floor, no ceiling" is when you do your kegels but you're also a dumb as fuck airhead
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I got another coffee
That wasn't very smart
Cuz when I have two coffees
I get palpies in my heart

Burma Shave
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by Kedge
What if I was Master Shake in black jeans
What if I was Meatwad it's no myth
August 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I confess I find every word out of this man's mouth more and more tiresome every year.
Nick Cave hails Geese's 'Getting Killed': "I am made happy, and that happiness is entire and incontestable"
Nick Cave has hailed Geese's new album 'Getting Killed', adding that its opening song 'Trinidad' makes him feel "happy".
www.nme.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I did it! I called the cable company and canceled my service and I lived!
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
do u think Fudge Hatcher was audhd or just a little prick
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gaze upon these owls and be revived
A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Deeply and truly understanding Blanche DuBois these days. Please do not look at my agèd twisted visage unless it's under the soft dim backlighting of my bedroom light fixture
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I thought this place was uncool, and then I got on Threads
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yeah.
every time some prominent man is like ‘but all men want to fuck 17 year olds! every last one!’ i feel just fucking empty man. because there’s no way to confirm it isn’t true is there? i can’t prove that all of civilization isn’t just an elaborate cover for men’s supposed desperation to fuck children
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
just wondering how the "bing bong, fuck ya life" guys are doing
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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if we could just go like one calendar year without any more obscenely wealthy perverts we could get back to discussing what matters: the mob, the isabella stewart gardner museum heist, and where the HELL those paintings wound up
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Montrose Beach in Chicago last night!
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just revamped my resume. How does it look?:
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When and why did people start constantly using the phrase "warm beverage"? It's a hot beverage. Nobody drinks anything warm ffs
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
pork & beans
Border Patrol agents posed at "The Bean" for an apparent photo op after a weekend of clashes in Little Village. blockclubchi.co/4oUHKae
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have a long and glorious history of hating Jeremy Renner. Today is my day to shine.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Happy 40th birthday to Cruiser’s Creek by The Fall, released on this day in 1985 #FallFriday (Thread)
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM