Kean Bean
@keanwoodsworth.bsky.social
Disabled autistic trans Anarchist, bracing for impact.
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🔞 Occasionally NSFW, minors DNI!
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🔞 Occasionally NSFW, minors DNI!
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Kean Bean
@keanwoodsworth.bsky.social
· May 26
Bluesky's cool and all, but I won't feel truly settled in until there's a bottomless feed of Bebop and Rocksteady porn.
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since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.
there will be no other substantial changes
thank you for your attention to this matter
there will be no other substantial changes
thank you for your attention to this matter
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.
there will be no other substantial changes
thank you for your attention to this matter
there will be no other substantial changes
thank you for your attention to this matter
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my stupid ass seeing stanchez art on tumblr like im back to 2016
October 22, 2024 at 8:45 PM
my stupid ass seeing stanchez art on tumblr like im back to 2016
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/zesty vocal "Cerveza Cristal!"
September 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
/zesty vocal "Cerveza Cristal!"
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*The Capitol Steps voice*
he's trump
he's trump
he might be dead
he's trump
he's trump
he might be dead
September 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*The Capitol Steps voice*
he's trump
he's trump
he might be dead
he's trump
he's trump
he might be dead
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EFFY: "Until they stop fucking with my friends, until they make a country which is safe outside this room, until those fucking Nazis are afraid again, this isn't just a wrestling show. this is the fucking people and we all bringing you the magic of pro wrestling the way it should be."
#EffyBGBX
#EffyBGBX
April 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
EFFY: "Until they stop fucking with my friends, until they make a country which is safe outside this room, until those fucking Nazis are afraid again, this isn't just a wrestling show. this is the fucking people and we all bringing you the magic of pro wrestling the way it should be."
#EffyBGBX
#EffyBGBX
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Recent Commission
August 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Recent Commission
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
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oh good, we've circled all the way back around to the quest for the Philosopher's Stone
RFK has announced that he is developing a vaccine against all viruses. Yes, every single one. The whole, uh, "phylum"
August 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
oh good, we've circled all the way back around to the quest for the Philosopher's Stone
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this is a great interview but I'll never forgive Ed for buttoning exactly one button more than i advised
Editor: You get those photos of Ed Zitron?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
I got interviewed by KNPR, the local Vegas NPR affiliate, and they put the interview in their Desert Companion magazine. I'll post the web version when it's out
July 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
this is a great interview but I'll never forgive Ed for buttoning exactly one button more than i advised
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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
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People are sharing a lot of resources on how to make your own website so I've updated the website-building section of my site with a link to some of the best I've found. PLEASE make your own website, it is fun (sometimes)! Fast (sometimes)!! Free (sometimes)!!!
💻 evegwood.com/links#resour...
💻 evegwood.com/links#resour...
July 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
People are sharing a lot of resources on how to make your own website so I've updated the website-building section of my site with a link to some of the best I've found. PLEASE make your own website, it is fun (sometimes)! Fast (sometimes)!! Free (sometimes)!!!
💻 evegwood.com/links#resour...
💻 evegwood.com/links#resour...
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Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon
July 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon
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monsters in love. im sorry its not more terrible. :)
#MakeATerribleComicDay2025
#MakeATerribleComicDay2025
June 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
monsters in love. im sorry its not more terrible. :)
#MakeATerribleComicDay2025
#MakeATerribleComicDay2025
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Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚
June 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚
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y'know it's kind of a tell that they think celebrating the end of slavery is DEI
June 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
y'know it's kind of a tell that they think celebrating the end of slavery is DEI
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CLARIFICATION :
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
June 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
CLARIFICATION :
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
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I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️
toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
June 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️
toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
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Sounds absurd to assert that a person's desire to know what my genitals are is more important than my desire to keep my genitals private but here we are.
June 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sounds absurd to assert that a person's desire to know what my genitals are is more important than my desire to keep my genitals private but here we are.
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relooted is being made by a team of developers from numerous african countries, but only its white south african creative director was able to demo it to summer game fest attendees. this was most certainly not always the plan
![“At least three people before me in the queue were denied without having their documents looked at,” they said. “In fact, as I left the consulate, someone else who had their visa approved with no issue, who had no travel history and did not provide concrete travel plans, asked me if I noticed what was happening inside. You can probably guess what the main difference between myself and this other applicant is.”
Myres believes he was only able to attend SGF on behalf of Nyamakop because of his unique history: While he was born in Australia, his parents moved to South Africa when he was just six months old. Due to their histories and his own, he possesses an Australian passport, a South African passport, and a British passport. This has repeatedly come in handy for Nyamakop, which – even prior to the past few years’ documented increase in refusal rates of visas from African countries – faced difficulties when it came to visiting Western countries.
"We had the same problem on our previous project where, if I didn't have a British passport, basically our company wouldn't exist,” Myres told Aftermath. “Because if you don't have enough lead time to go to important events, you just can't get a visa from an African country. And on [Relooted] specifically, it's kind of fucked up to be making a game about reclaiming African artifacts that are in Western countries, and Africans [on the team] can't even visit those artifacts. Hundreds of dollars in visa application fees, and then it might get declined. Thousands of dollars for accommodations and flights just to even visit your own cultural heritage, and that's a best-case scenario. But in this case, most of the people on the continent can't even get a visa to travel [to the United States]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5gdejlhcswjbzraadoltdpps/bafkreihle42aqaz7bqvfvn7m73hajdyp6cn4tfmzjyy2anhrderhix56ru@jpeg)
June 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
relooted is being made by a team of developers from numerous african countries, but only its white south african creative director was able to demo it to summer game fest attendees. this was most certainly not always the plan
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PSA for everyone going to protests
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
PSA for everyone going to protests
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Picking radishes is no easy task. Efrén spends 8-10 hrs/day on his knees, picking and sorting the radishes into small bunches to fill dozens of crates a day in CA's Ventura County. He's proud to have worked in America's fields for 49 years. #WeFeedYou
June 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Picking radishes is no easy task. Efrén spends 8-10 hrs/day on his knees, picking and sorting the radishes into small bunches to fill dozens of crates a day in CA's Ventura County. He's proud to have worked in America's fields for 49 years. #WeFeedYou
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1. Trans troops are now being separated from their jobs, and we have learned what discharge code they are being given:
"JDK," a code that was used to remove communists and gay people, and can be seen as a "black mark" on their service.
The latest from S. Baum.
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"JDK," a code that was used to remove communists and gay people, and can be seen as a "black mark" on their service.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trans Troops Given A Black Mark Discharge Code Under Military Ban
“This is the kind of code that they gave to homosexuals and communists in the '50s.”
www.erininthemorning.com
June 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
1. Trans troops are now being separated from their jobs, and we have learned what discharge code they are being given:
"JDK," a code that was used to remove communists and gay people, and can be seen as a "black mark" on their service.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
"JDK," a code that was used to remove communists and gay people, and can be seen as a "black mark" on their service.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.
June 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.