Gonna drink a cider and walk around my backyard staring at patches of dead grass and weeds I need to pull and sigh aggressively. A little “hmmmmmmm” here and a “……shoot this isn’t good” there. That’s just the type of guy I am. Might repot a plant. No one’s sure, not even I.

First day at a new job boys lets get it

Oh hey guys it’s me

Me? Talking to a man who isn’t toxic? This is a first

Is anyone else incapable of reading bluesky as blue sky and instead it’s embedded in your brain as blue-ski

Starting over on a new social media feels more difficult than my life did when I found out I got cheated on

Spinach and artichoke dip I am your biggest fan

I am so hungover it’s not even funny

New Bluesky terms of service just dropped. Be sure to read through them before agreeing!

So far this app feels like starting a new job and getting added to the employee group chat. I don’t know where the line is so I’m waiting for someone else to cross it first

I have arrived