Dominus
@kdominus.bsky.social
Pudgy, short, middle-aged mom of teen boys. Also an attorney. Head of IT Transactions at F500 company. Looks can be deceiving.
How come, when I was a kid, all the cool things I wanted only came in adult sizes, but now I am an adult the opposite is true?
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
How come, when I was a kid, all the cool things I wanted only came in adult sizes, but now I am an adult the opposite is true?
Did you actually see it snow? If not, that’s circumstantial evidence and not admissible in a court of law. /s
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Did you actually see it snow? If not, that’s circumstantial evidence and not admissible in a court of law. /s
OMG! I did not notice.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
OMG! I did not notice.
We are a food court before we shop family as well. It means I get 37% fewer “can we get this?” Requests and saves me probably $75
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We are a food court before we shop family as well. It means I get 37% fewer “can we get this?” Requests and saves me probably $75
Are you sure? That sounds wrong.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Are you sure? That sounds wrong.
Reminds me of a cookie recipe grandma had which made *just* enough icing to cover the cookies and I blew her mind when I started making a double recipe of the icing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reminds me of a cookie recipe grandma had which made *just* enough icing to cover the cookies and I blew her mind when I started making a double recipe of the icing.
I make something very similar and let me tell you what a pain in the ass it is and, because of the richness, how much of it goes bad. Make a pie instead. It takes 25% the time and then you can eat leftover breakfast pie.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I make something very similar and let me tell you what a pain in the ass it is and, because of the richness, how much of it goes bad. Make a pie instead. It takes 25% the time and then you can eat leftover breakfast pie.
They told him it was super positive.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
They told him it was super positive.
I started watching this past Friday, so I got two episodes in a row. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT A FULL WEEK UNTIL EPISODE 3!?!?!?
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I started watching this past Friday, so I got two episodes in a row. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT A FULL WEEK UNTIL EPISODE 3!?!?!?
Well, I already early voted for Zohran but if I hadn’t that tie might have swung my vote.
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Well, I already early voted for Zohran but if I hadn’t that tie might have swung my vote.
Trouble in Paradise has the best opening scene in any movie ever.
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Trouble in Paradise has the best opening scene in any movie ever.
It was either free or I stole it. But I’m 99% sure it was free.they were also giving out free samples but the line was too long.
October 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It was either free or I stole it. But I’m 99% sure it was free.they were also giving out free samples but the line was too long.
Even better, that blank space in the middle is a SHIN/K-pop daemon hunters promotion where you could get free yummy ramen to fuel your rage!
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Even better, that blank space in the middle is a SHIN/K-pop daemon hunters promotion where you could get free yummy ramen to fuel your rage!
Look man, I don’t care what they call themselves, as long as they keep funding Foundation.
October 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Look man, I don’t care what they call themselves, as long as they keep funding Foundation.
Happy rapture day *to those who celebrate*
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Happy rapture day *to those who celebrate*
I’ll be the judge of that! (I can send you my address)
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ll be the judge of that! (I can send you my address)
I tried. I really did. I made it 15 minutes to where Robin Weight was hosting dinner in her immaculate home with no staff in her pristine kitchen and yet somehow there is a multi-course meal which just appears out of thin air? Nope. I’m out.
September 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I tried. I really did. I made it 15 minutes to where Robin Weight was hosting dinner in her immaculate home with no staff in her pristine kitchen and yet somehow there is a multi-course meal which just appears out of thin air? Nope. I’m out.
Yup. I look forward to voting for Mamdani in November
August 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yup. I look forward to voting for Mamdani in November
Stuff like this is what makes a normie-democrat like me go “Oh, the DSA folks are right. It’s all one party…”
August 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Stuff like this is what makes a normie-democrat like me go “Oh, the DSA folks are right. It’s all one party…”
The good news is, if It’s Trump’s level of quality which he requires on all his properties, it will deteriorate quickly.
August 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The good news is, if It’s Trump’s level of quality which he requires on all his properties, it will deteriorate quickly.
Why would any do that as opposed to “running 15 min late. Sry Ima dork.”? It will fail because ultimately it’s not less complicated.
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why would any do that as opposed to “running 15 min late. Sry Ima dork.”? It will fail because ultimately it’s not less complicated.
Pamela Anderson was fabulous.
August 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Pamela Anderson was fabulous.
Also, if you’re getting your local tsunami information from MSNBC, well, you’re not winning at adulting.
July 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Also, if you’re getting your local tsunami information from MSNBC, well, you’re not winning at adulting.