Kevin
@kcrane.co
Platform engineer/systems boi at Square, ex-Twitter
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every single person claiming to yearn for this would kill themselves if they were subjected to the tyranny of the 56k modem for one hour
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
every single person claiming to yearn for this would kill themselves if they were subjected to the tyranny of the 56k modem for one hour
It’s so funny that there are people out there who can credibly say “I wouldn’t work for Zuckerberg even if he paid me $100M” and actually have that theory tested and validated
NEWS: Meta will announce an AI reorganization today, dividing the Superintelligence division into four units
weighing some cuts or employees moved from AI division
considering licensing closed source models to build new AI products
w/ @elitan.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/t...
weighing some cuts or employees moved from AI division
considering licensing closed source models to build new AI products
w/ @elitan.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/t...
Mark Zuckerberg Plans to Shake Up Meta’s A.I. Efforts, Again
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s so funny that there are people out there who can credibly say “I wouldn’t work for Zuckerberg even if he paid me $100M” and actually have that theory tested and validated
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he's bitin the heads off the angels now
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
he's bitin the heads off the angels now
Baby’s first protest in Oakland. No kings except my lil guy 😤
June 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Baby’s first protest in Oakland. No kings except my lil guy 😤
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
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When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:
a man dancing in front of a banner that says reetlight festo entertainment system
ALT: a man dancing in front of a banner that says reetlight festo entertainment system
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When the smoke coming out of the Vatican is black and white checkerboard:
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Best feeling is when you meow at a random cat and they meow back and walk over to get pets
May 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Best feeling is when you meow at a random cat and they meow back and walk over to get pets
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It's a 0/0 base, but varies by how much mana you dump into it.
scryfall.com/card/sok/81/...
scryfall.com/card/sok/81/...
Maga, Traitor to Mortals
{X}{B}{B}{B} • Legendary Creature — Human Wizard • 0/0 • Maga enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When Maga enters, target player loses life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it. • Saviors of K...
scryfall.com
April 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's a 0/0 base, but varies by how much mana you dump into it.
scryfall.com/card/sok/81/...
scryfall.com/card/sok/81/...
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Had my first bike commute this week since congestion pricing went into effect and the improvement is *insane*. Totally transformative.
April 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Had my first bike commute this week since congestion pricing went into effect and the improvement is *insane*. Totally transformative.
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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
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you're living through a technological revolution, but it has nothing to do with web 3.0, cryptocurrency, the metaverse or even AI. Solar+storage are taking over the energy grids everywhere on the entire planet and will make fossil fuels extinct.
Climate laggard Poland?
Not anymore - coal used to provide 95% of Polish electricity.
Last year it was 53.5% with wind & solar providing almost one quarter.
Source: @ember-energy.org
Not anymore - coal used to provide 95% of Polish electricity.
Last year it was 53.5% with wind & solar providing almost one quarter.
Source: @ember-energy.org
April 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you're living through a technological revolution, but it has nothing to do with web 3.0, cryptocurrency, the metaverse or even AI. Solar+storage are taking over the energy grids everywhere on the entire planet and will make fossil fuels extinct.
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
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every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being
April 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being
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Important to celebrate the W’s.
Eat shit, Elon
Eat shit, Elon
April 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Important to celebrate the W’s.
Eat shit, Elon
Eat shit, Elon
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no offense to Jeff but if you are alleging the head editor of the Atlantic was cunning enough to circumvent all your security safeguards that kinda makes you sound even worse
Wow — Mike Waltz on Fox News suggests Jeffrey Goldberg somehow schemed his way into the Signal group instead of just being invited by accident
March 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
no offense to Jeff but if you are alleging the head editor of the Atlantic was cunning enough to circumvent all your security safeguards that kinda makes you sound even worse
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The amount of work that rich tech foofs have done in making their scammy hobby into everyone else's problem is so impressive to me. If these guys were all painting Warhammer fig urines we'd definitely be better off, but we'd somehow also be hearing constantly about how important it was.
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They download coin base or Robinhood app and buy crypto. That's their savings
If one party pushes that number higher. They vote for em. Gensler/Biden caused those savings to go down. The demo with the biggest change was young men
If one party pushes that number higher. They vote for em. Gensler/Biden caused those savings to go down. The demo with the biggest change was young men
This is legit the dumbest thing I've ever seen him say
March 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The amount of work that rich tech foofs have done in making their scammy hobby into everyone else's problem is so impressive to me. If these guys were all painting Warhammer fig urines we'd definitely be better off, but we'd somehow also be hearing constantly about how important it was.
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If any of you Canadians spray 'em with ketchup we're gonna have problems if you try to eat the red, white and blue
March 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If any of you Canadians spray 'em with ketchup we're gonna have problems if you try to eat the red, white and blue
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the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time