I like the cut of your jib

Then the key is dancing around in the end zone as long as possible. Tick, tick, tick!

I just figure this would be an awesome, and comical, way to kill clock. Of course it could totally backfire if your dude trips and falls on the way to the end zone, but whatever

Don't snap it to the punter! Snap it to somebody fast who's willing to eat a minus-63 yards on the stat sheet!