Boourns
kboourns.bsky.social
Boourns
@kboourns.bsky.social
Just a man, standing in front of his phone, asking it to not autocoreect everything baldly.
I don’t think we should be anthropomorphising weather fronts. Calling storms by peoples names seems weird. That said, the incoming weather front in Scotland must fair fancy itself. According to MET Office, it’s a proper Cock o’ the North…
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A hefty shake of this stuff half way through cooking does wonders.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don’t trust my cats decision making skills.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Damn. I’m going to have to look out my plush velvet 1970s tracksuit it seems.
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When your Scottish roots are sending you you down the wrong path in “Connections”.

Who can guess where my fourth choice was going here?
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
View isn’t great out my windows as I’m smack bang in the middle of town, but, a short drive and I can see things like this…
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
When your email app standard settings for showing combined email threads accidentally provides the best context statement…
May 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Absolute bunkum.

Here. Have a picture of some “candy” for to entertain your teefs. Chomp chomp.
April 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This floof woke me this morning by jumping up on to my rib cage, asking loudly for breakfast and slapping her paw on my face.
March 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My new favourite T-shirt arrived by post today. I may have to wear it every day…
March 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My orange boy telling everyone to relax, have a beverage of your choice and enjoy the coming weekend.
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 AM
My Chiquita has tried various jobs.

Short order chef, plumber, cabinet fitter and tumble drier repaircat to name but four.
December 4, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Was my interest piqued by the fact that there is a Maison Sassy who produce French cider, based at Chateau de Sassy in Normandy? It was indeed.

Did I buy a couple of bottles to sample?

peut-être…

@sassymetischick.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Reckon you should keep moving and head HERE. It’s got you written all over it…
November 27, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Found some creepy DMs on Etsy. They are actually quite cute (obligatory Dr Martens pun).
November 26, 2024 at 1:14 AM
/honk
November 24, 2024 at 11:53 AM
What’s the collective noun for a group of Santas? A Slew? Maybe in the past tense?
November 22, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Miss Chiquita is hunkering down in the tumble drier on account of the frosty kitchen temperature.
November 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
@manmademoon.bsky.social

Huzzah. It’s yon loon fae Cornhill Court (or wis it Rosehill)?
November 11, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I see your exceptionally cute dog, and raise you one monkey.
November 11, 2024 at 3:22 PM
November 7, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Had to purchase the wee robot fella at the recent craft show at Aberdeen Art Gallery. Great work from Joseph Morgan ceramics. Don’t think he’s on here though. 8biyclay.com

This wee fella needs a name.
November 7, 2024 at 6:26 AM