kyle b ☠️🎢
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Coordinating a political blackmail campaign via email? That's... certainly an interesting way to do it! It'll make a great story someday!
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Coordinating a political blackmail campaign via email? That's... certainly an interesting way to do it! It'll make a great story someday!
Brisket is up, what, $12 over last year? Maybe $15?
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Brisket is up, what, $12 over last year? Maybe $15?
the American Apparel guy saw this album cover in 1999 and had a transcendental revelation
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
the American Apparel guy saw this album cover in 1999 and had a transcendental revelation
honestly, there's only one thing involving elon musk that I would ever care to hear about and if it does happen, I have a feeling I'll get a text
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
honestly, there's only one thing involving elon musk that I would ever care to hear about and if it does happen, I have a feeling I'll get a text
You should see the parking lot at the US Manga Corps. Everyone takes their signing bonus and buys one of these.
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You should see the parking lot at the US Manga Corps. Everyone takes their signing bonus and buys one of these.
The editors are not okay. In fact, the editors might not be human.
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The editors are not okay. In fact, the editors might not be human.
still thinkin about modillions, and cornices. triple-paned, UV-resistant, low-emissive glass with crank handle openers. I might make a vision board just so I can put bay windows on my vision board.
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
still thinkin about modillions, and cornices. triple-paned, UV-resistant, low-emissive glass with crank handle openers. I might make a vision board just so I can put bay windows on my vision board.
![image of future nasa administrator
look at my administrator dawg, I'm goin to
then a screenshot of the Wikipedia entry on Kessler Syndrome
The Kessler syndrome, also known as the Kessler effect,[1][2] collisional cascading, or ablation cascade, is a scenario proposed by NASA scientists Donald J. Kessler and Burton G. Cour-Palais in 1978. It describes a situation in which the density of objects in low Earth orbit (LEO) becomes so high due to space pollution that collisions between these objects cascade, exponentially increasing the amount of space debris over time](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:st6qn6uxvlqkmq7m7ab2vbsf/bafkreih743shdpo7g324roue62etri3in6ydskdi42etvapy7kn35vgjly@jpeg)
pic unrelated, please don't buy it
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
pic unrelated, please don't buy it
A gaudy construction project. A policy of national immiseration. Secret police. Etc.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A gaudy construction project. A policy of national immiseration. Secret police. Etc.
"a hundred billion? on computer chips?"
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"a hundred billion? on computer chips?"
"I can't wait to use the Hollywood, FL, condo for summer vacations when mom and dad finally croak!"
The condo:
The condo:
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"I can't wait to use the Hollywood, FL, condo for summer vacations when mom and dad finally croak!"
The condo:
The condo:
welcome to the bluesky app
we're glad you're finally here,
we've got more tedious scolds
than English class your freshman year
we've got fyad goons turned journalists
turned dads turned tankie trolls,
we've got grandma libs in their replies
posting pigpoopballs
we're glad you're finally here,
we've got more tedious scolds
than English class your freshman year
we've got fyad goons turned journalists
turned dads turned tankie trolls,
we've got grandma libs in their replies
posting pigpoopballs
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
welcome to the bluesky app
we're glad you're finally here,
we've got more tedious scolds
than English class your freshman year
we've got fyad goons turned journalists
turned dads turned tankie trolls,
we've got grandma libs in their replies
posting pigpoopballs
we're glad you're finally here,
we've got more tedious scolds
than English class your freshman year
we've got fyad goons turned journalists
turned dads turned tankie trolls,
we've got grandma libs in their replies
posting pigpoopballs
If you're wondering what it's like to get geotargeted espionage powered by AI slop delivered to your Instagram stories feed,
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If you're wondering what it's like to get geotargeted espionage powered by AI slop delivered to your Instagram stories feed,
me when we're doing another discourse and it's devolved into whatever this is
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
me when we're doing another discourse and it's devolved into whatever this is
you will choose between one of three archetypical Democrats in the primary. failure to choose between the gay McKinsey executive, the unusually land-rich GWOT veteran, and the mayor of an adorable college town whose grandfather invented anti-personnel mine will lead to a class war you cannot win.
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
you will choose between one of three archetypical Democrats in the primary. failure to choose between the gay McKinsey executive, the unusually land-rich GWOT veteran, and the mayor of an adorable college town whose grandfather invented anti-personnel mine will lead to a class war you cannot win.
I was back in Texas for a minute
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I was back in Texas for a minute
