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Coordinating a political blackmail campaign via email? That's... certainly an interesting way to do it! It'll make a great story someday!
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Brisket is up, what, $12 over last year? Maybe $15?
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
the American Apparel guy saw this album cover in 1999 and had a transcendental revelation
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
honestly, there's only one thing involving elon musk that I would ever care to hear about and if it does happen, I have a feeling I'll get a text
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You should see the parking lot at the US Manga Corps. Everyone takes their signing bonus and buys one of these.
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The editors are not okay. In fact, the editors might not be human.
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
still thinkin about modillions, and cornices. triple-paned, UV-resistant, low-emissive glass with crank handle openers. I might make a vision board just so I can put bay windows on my vision board.
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
pic unrelated, please don't buy it
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
A gaudy construction project. A policy of national immiseration. Secret police. Etc.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
train time
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"a hundred billion? on computer chips?"
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm so mad.
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"I can't wait to use the Hollywood, FL, condo for summer vacations when mom and dad finally croak!"
The condo:
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
welcome to the bluesky app
we're glad you're finally here,
we've got more tedious scolds
than English class your freshman year

we've got fyad goons turned journalists
turned dads turned tankie trolls,
we've got grandma libs in their replies
posting pigpoopballs
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"November 1st"
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you're wondering what it's like to get geotargeted espionage powered by AI slop delivered to your Instagram stories feed,
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
me when we're doing another discourse and it's devolved into whatever this is
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
you will choose between one of three archetypical Democrats in the primary. failure to choose between the gay McKinsey executive, the unusually land-rich GWOT veteran, and the mayor of an adorable college town whose grandfather invented anti-personnel mine will lead to a class war you cannot win.
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was back in Texas for a minute
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
whaddup
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM