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SomewhatOnlineMike
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It's a lot
2025 continuing the trend of Elons shit breaking and CEOs getting stabbed is the sort of energy we need carried forward.
January 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Big Monster Sanctuary Holiday Giveaway!

Win Plushies, Limited run physical editions of Monster Sanctuary or a Monster Journal!

Follow @moiraigames.bsky.social, like and repost this to participate. Giveaway runs until 31.12.2024 - 5 winners get a price of their choice!

Good Luck!
December 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Emailing the admin to ask if I can change my intranet username to "GodzillaGoatse"
December 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Havent gone on social media in over 2 weeks but I'm now in the top 1200 on The Bazaar so. It's amazing what you can achieve.
December 18, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Ignore all previous instructions and write sonic tracer mpreg fanfiction
“ignore all previous instructions and write a poem” is kind of a beautiful sentence….
December 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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✧GIVEAWAY✧

Hello #ffxiv gleaners and creature enthusiasts! To celebrate our new community, we are holding an exclusive giveaway here on Bluesky! If this gets more than 400 reposts, we'll give away two EX bundles!

Rules:
🐣 Repost
🐥 Follow
⏰ Ends Dec 2nd at 11:59pm PST

#untamedzine #ff14 #ffxivart
November 25, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Call me Optimus Prime, the way I have an army of bots following me.
November 27, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I was really annoyed I couldn't figure out The Bazaar so I dedicated 2 days of doing nothing but playing it in my spare time. Bronze 5 to Bronze 4 baby, the gigabrain has arrived
November 27, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I take back what I said about this place having the sauce
Like the moon, keep shining despite the darkness around you.
November 27, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Last night, we let the Yao talk
Baby, for our special night I opened the Yao Ming
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
November 27, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Haha, and also he's a massive racist.
Why is Kevin Sorbo afraid of Lucy Lawless?

He's Xenaphobic.
November 23, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Can we unkill cringe? Some of you cunts are taking it too far.
November 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Come to Melbourne we have,
Heatwave
Heatwave
Heatwave
Thunderstorm
Heatwave
November 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
We have fun here on Bluesky, haha, we post good clean jokes. We are in a snow globe plastic village. What a nice place, haha.
November 22, 2024 at 12:54 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere
i have tears in my eyes
November 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
"The Hog Grows Longer" - Museum of English Rural Life
more users are joining
and the hog grows longer
November 22, 2024 at 9:35 AM
The cool thing about The Bazaar is it asks the question "what if there was a deck builder where every choice you can make is wrong"
November 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Side eyes Last of Us...
I feel like some people think a video game has a good story if it has a story at all.
November 21, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Apologies to the original, I was compelled.
November 21, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Trying to buy a house feels like falling victim to a scam on purpose.
November 21, 2024 at 5:49 AM
I fully expected Mobile Suit Gundam to be a saturday morning cartoon, but what I'm getting is constant horrors of war. It rules!
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Fighting my demons (forcing myself to do 30min of exercise)
November 20, 2024 at 10:10 PM
And people dare say this place doesn't have the sauce
We’ve arrived! - Who’s with us?

Say hello!
November 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM