need Michelle Pfeiffer, Keri Russell, and Meghann Fahy to play estranged family members asap
May 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
need Michelle Pfeiffer, Keri Russell, and Meghann Fahy to play estranged family members asap
my coworkers all think I’m a freak because I eat tofu so sometimes I will make them explain meat meals to me like I’ve never heard of them before
May 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
my coworkers all think I’m a freak because I eat tofu so sometimes I will make them explain meat meals to me like I’ve never heard of them before
giles corey they’ll never make me hate youuuu
Thinking about that guy in the Salem Witch Trials who got smooshed to death by heavy rocks and how that must have felt pretty good at least for a little bit of the process
May 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
giles corey they’ll never make me hate youuuu
omg just remembered the time I saw darota from gossip girl on the subway hey queen
May 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
omg just remembered the time I saw darota from gossip girl on the subway hey queen
Hillary was explaining labubus to me because I asked and I was like wait so what are they are they like animals, are they a race, what’s going on. And she goes they’re like minions. And I was like got it.
May 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hillary was explaining labubus to me because I asked and I was like wait so what are they are they like animals, are they a race, what’s going on. And she goes they’re like minions. And I was like got it.
keeping in touch with the resident transmasc at every workplace after I leave isn’t just my duty as the resident lesbian, it’s my privilege
May 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
keeping in touch with the resident transmasc at every workplace after I leave isn’t just my duty as the resident lesbian, it’s my privilege
one thing about me is I will always recognize an actor from 1 episode of greys anatomy 15 years ago
May 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
one thing about me is I will always recognize an actor from 1 episode of greys anatomy 15 years ago
ryan murphy writes like a sophomore playwriting student who wrote one great monologue on his first try and is now trying to replicate that every single time despite being given constant feedback that he needs to show some versatility
May 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ryan murphy writes like a sophomore playwriting student who wrote one great monologue on his first try and is now trying to replicate that every single time despite being given constant feedback that he needs to show some versatility
my useless talent is being able to tell you what celebrity is doing the vo in a commercial
May 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
my useless talent is being able to tell you what celebrity is doing the vo in a commercial
nothing quite like being stoned and staring at your phone trying to remember what the fuck you were gonna say
May 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
nothing quite like being stoned and staring at your phone trying to remember what the fuck you were gonna say
my niece just hit a super important childhood milestone: discovering British accents
May 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
my niece just hit a super important childhood milestone: discovering British accents
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Really crazy that homeschooling is legal, tbh
May 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Really crazy that homeschooling is legal, tbh
hilarious to watch the people who wrung their hands about posting their baby’s face suddenly stop caring like 3-4 years in
May 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
hilarious to watch the people who wrung their hands about posting their baby’s face suddenly stop caring like 3-4 years in
it happened to me: I watched 3 episodes of the pitt in a row and accidentally activated my medical anxiety
April 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
it happened to me: I watched 3 episodes of the pitt in a row and accidentally activated my medical anxiety
when I spray febreze after I smoke that’s me casting a protection spell on my house
April 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
when I spray febreze after I smoke that’s me casting a protection spell on my house
actual sentence I said out loud just now: ok we’ve fucked with audrey’s gender, I wanna fuck with seymour’s gender now
April 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
actual sentence I said out loud just now: ok we’ve fucked with audrey’s gender, I wanna fuck with seymour’s gender now
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The next season of The White Lotus should take place at a motel in New Hampshire equidistant from the North Conway outlet mall and the glacier caves.
April 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The next season of The White Lotus should take place at a motel in New Hampshire equidistant from the North Conway outlet mall and the glacier caves.
my niece is obsessed w paw patrol right now and every single time she makes me watch it it makes me CRY! there was a whole flashback scene in this one movie where one of the pups never got adopted bc she was too small and they left her out alone in a barn and then she went out on HER OWN in THE SNOW
April 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
my niece is obsessed w paw patrol right now and every single time she makes me watch it it makes me CRY! there was a whole flashback scene in this one movie where one of the pups never got adopted bc she was too small and they left her out alone in a barn and then she went out on HER OWN in THE SNOW
got food from a food truck last night and the guy served it to me and turned back around to the grill so he didn’t realize I was still standing there getting condiments and he started singing I’m just an ordinary girllllll
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
got food from a food truck last night and the guy served it to me and turned back around to the grill so he didn’t realize I was still standing there getting condiments and he started singing I’m just an ordinary girllllll
I mean this so seriously it looks like it must be so much fun to be from New Jersey
April 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I mean this so seriously it looks like it must be so much fun to be from New Jersey
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I hate my anxiety but it's undoubtedly responsible for keeping me from committing multiple crimes
April 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I hate my anxiety but it's undoubtedly responsible for keeping me from committing multiple crimes
jerrod carmichael guest judge…. they did that just for me I think
March 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
jerrod carmichael guest judge…. they did that just for me I think
maybe i said this last time but i only refer to the characters on white lotus by their actor names idk their character names who tf is victoria ???
March 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
maybe i said this last time but i only refer to the characters on white lotus by their actor names idk their character names who tf is victoria ???
mamma mia coming back to Broadway is a recession indicator but I will be soooo sat
March 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
mamma mia coming back to Broadway is a recession indicator but I will be soooo sat