the christmas spirit makes me cranky sorry

“it’ll only take ten minutes.”

babe. if you’re the expert why are you here talking to me.

you were right tho. as a poet, i should not have a driver’s license (or a job) & should actually be a soft glowing orb that travels through the ether on radio waves/the pull of the moon.

haha well it makes me feel like they think i’m immature 🥲

i also customize Happy Meal Furbys. i have the top two premade and can do requests like replicating your dog or the goose on the cover of your poetry book 👀