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katydidnt.bsky.social
pariah carey
@katydidnt.bsky.social
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katy haas
alleged poet
reluctant human
even more reluctant bluesky user
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katydidnt.bsky.social
the face of a baby who had a cancerous lump removed on her 11th birthday. i am feeling a lot of feelings today and most of them are bad.
gretel a senior boxer pit mix with a white face and a black patch around her right eye looks up at the camera from inside a elizabethan collar. inside the collar is a stuffed halloween dog toy.
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
i also customize Happy Meal Furbys. i have the top two premade and can do requests like replicating your dog or the goose on the cover of your poetry book 👀
a happy meal furby painted different shades of green. it has a toadstool as a hat with moss coming out from beneath it. the furby sits in a hollow of a tree a happy meal furby painted green and brown with mushrooms, moss, and snails a chiweenie dog sleeping and a happy meal Furby painted similar to the dog the poetry book “It’s all too much I’m ready to become a Canada Goose” by Henry Kneiszel with a cover that features a canada goose wearing a gray hat. next to the book is a happy meal furby painted to look like a goose, wearing a hat. it has a clay beak to look more goose-like
September 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
i have property taxes due on the 14th & my dog is getting surgery on the 30th so if anyone ever really wanted to buy some upcycled memento mori type of jewelry for yourself or someone goth and/or weird in your life, now is the perfect time: garlicfurb.etsy.com
three watches that have been turned into shadow box bracelets, the first has a gold colored face with moss and three bones inside, the second has a silver colored face with bones, a butterfly wing, and floral paper inside, and the third i’d white with a silver colored face and has a bone and a tiny rose drawing from a vintage matchbook inside. five bracelets that used to be watches. the first two are silver colored and one has cracked eggshell and a tooth inside, the second has bones and a vintage postage stamp inside. the third is purple with a blue pink gradient as a background behind a bone, a shard of quartz, and a dried flower. the fourth and fifth are silver colored and the fourth has two tiny jaw bones and a postage stamp inside, the fifth has abalone and an antique photo of a woman and a girl in a boat inside.
September 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
my cat has a toy box that is literally overflowing and she ignores most of the contents, preferring her favorite toy which is this halter top that says “i have no tits.”

(i’ve tried taking it away from her but she sneaks it out of the hamper/laundry basket/dresser so it’s hers now.)
Worm a dilute tortoise shell lying on the floor beneath a black halter top. across the halter top’s chest it says “i have no tits” in white font
August 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
katydidnt.bsky.social
he was so handsome tho, can you blame me
a black cat in a stoop railing with some potted plants. in an adjacent alleyway is a longhaired calico the black cat close up to a chain link fence. he has a gray patch on his head
May 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
katydidnt.bsky.social
sorry catholics, my bad
a group text where i sent a gif of the devil blowing out three “6” candles with the captions “move over Jesus, it’s birthday” with a response from my friend Erin saying “Omg and the Pope died Katy what did you do? Words have power…”
April 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
no i haven’t written a poem since February and yes it’s because i’ve been hyper focused on making Furby customs, but i made this so it’s fine, it’s all fine, it’s great
a undersea soft soap with a happy meal furby in the center. the furby has been painted to look like a clownfish and has some coral, seashells, and fish beads affixed to it
April 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
words cannot convey how deeply i believe this algae chihuahua and i are kindred spirits, soulmates, cut from the same cloth, etc.
a chihuahua swimming through water layered in thick green algae. the algae also coats the dog’s face. the algae chihuahua on land, covered in thick green sludge, a human hand removing its green-coated sweater from its equally green body.
April 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
…can i say something
#raiseup
Mark Jankowski smiling mid scrum. he shrugs with one arm a closer look of Mark Jankowski & he’s smiling even more Jankowski smilin still Mark Jankowski skating toward the penalty box with his helmet pushed up a lil
March 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
katydidnt.bsky.social
i can’t help being a little clown when i read poems
Lain standing at the front of a coffee shop. In front of them is a mic. They stand behind it with legs and arms wide. Over their black button up and black jeans, they have a sandwich board. it’s overexposed but the words “worm girlfriend” are visible in black with worm at the top and girlfriend at the bottom. between them, a faded Worm is drawn and it wears two very visible false eyelashes.
February 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
ya’ll fuck with my man spunchbop or what
a yellow sponge with Spongebob’s badly drawn face and clothing taped to it
December 6, 2024 at 10:47 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
he accepts flies for tips
toad playing a banjo tattooed on an inner forearm, under a layer of second skin. the road is sitting on its butt and is chubby and a little grumpy looking.
November 7, 2023 at 8:48 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
he’s a renowned musician
tattoo stencil of a toad playing banjo on an inner forearm.
November 7, 2023 at 6:10 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
oh no, it is time for the reckoning
an “in-progress” submission on submittable for Taco Bell Quarterly
October 30, 2023 at 10:16 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
who did this? 😠
who abandoned him like this?? 😠
stuffed dog sitting alone on a row of outdoor benches close up photo of stuffed dog
September 27, 2023 at 8:43 PM
katydidnt.bsky.social
absolutely sinister aura
incoming call screen reading “No Caller ID” with no phone number provided
August 23, 2023 at 8:24 PM