Katie Wilson
@katwilsonmn.bsky.social
I do comedy stuff and teach for a living.
www.katwilsonmn.com
www.katwilsonmn.com
I have my first on-camera gig tomorrow through my agency. Wish me luck!
(Help I'm tired but so anxious I can't sleep)
(Help I'm tired but so anxious I can't sleep)
April 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I have my first on-camera gig tomorrow through my agency. Wish me luck!
(Help I'm tired but so anxious I can't sleep)
(Help I'm tired but so anxious I can't sleep)
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
Cory Booker can hold pee for over 25 hours, and I can't wait 25 minutes into a movie.
April 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cory Booker can hold pee for over 25 hours, and I can't wait 25 minutes into a movie.
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First email from @corybooker.com after ending his speech.
April 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
First email from @corybooker.com after ending his speech.
It's clear that Gen Z never did The Music Man in high school because a lot of them voted for Harold Hill.
April 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's clear that Gen Z never did The Music Man in high school because a lot of them voted for Harold Hill.
Nothing like subbing a US History class, and they are reading about the Voting Rights Act of 1965...
And then loudly sighing.
Pay attention, kids, please.
And then loudly sighing.
Pay attention, kids, please.
March 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Nothing like subbing a US History class, and they are reading about the Voting Rights Act of 1965...
And then loudly sighing.
Pay attention, kids, please.
And then loudly sighing.
Pay attention, kids, please.
So, who has read the new Hunger Games book yet? (It's real...ly good.)
BREAKING: Florida is considering rolling child labor laws to fill jobs left vacant by undocumented immigrants, Gabbard and Ratcliffe refuse to answer questions about the Signal chat, and the Admin is sued over use of Signal for official communications violates the Federal Records Act.
Florida Considers Rolling Back Child Labor Laws to Fill Jobs Vacated by Undocumented Immigrants
Florida is considering rolling child labor laws to fill jobs left vacant by undocumented immigrants, Tulsi Gabbard and John Ratcliffe refuse to answer questions about the Signal chat debacle, and more
open.substack.com
March 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So, who has read the new Hunger Games book yet? (It's real...ly good.)
Breaking News: Elon Musk went to the Pentagon today to confirm the existence of a McDonald's there.
March 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Breaking News: Elon Musk went to the Pentagon today to confirm the existence of a McDonald's there.
If the A*Teens are not new Lilo and Stitch soundtrack...😡
March 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If the A*Teens are not new Lilo and Stitch soundtrack...😡
The whole episode of Malcolm about being a boyfriend for the first time is probably the most authentic piece of television that I have ever seen.
Because it's not about the girl, but how it affects the whole family. Brilliant.
Because it's not about the girl, but how it affects the whole family. Brilliant.
March 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The whole episode of Malcolm about being a boyfriend for the first time is probably the most authentic piece of television that I have ever seen.
Because it's not about the girl, but how it affects the whole family. Brilliant.
Because it's not about the girl, but how it affects the whole family. Brilliant.
I have been fighting the urge to sign my emails to the COBRA people with:
Free Luigi,
Katie
Free Luigi,
Katie
March 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I have been fighting the urge to sign my emails to the COBRA people with:
Free Luigi,
Katie
Free Luigi,
Katie
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It’s pretty interesting that both Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom are clearly positioning themselves to run for President and one thought he should publicize that he’s having diplomatic conversations with Canadian provinces close to Minnesota and the other thought he should publicize that he sucks
March 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It’s pretty interesting that both Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom are clearly positioning themselves to run for President and one thought he should publicize that he’s having diplomatic conversations with Canadian provinces close to Minnesota and the other thought he should publicize that he sucks
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The Onion 'Streaming Guide'
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March 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Onion 'Streaming Guide'
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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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March 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
March 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
The dems who censored Al Green will be remembered in history exactly the way they should. Complicity is clear.
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The dems who censored Al Green will be remembered in history exactly the way they should. Complicity is clear.
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Why did you vote to censor your fellow Democrat Al Green? I don’t agree with this action!! Mr. Green actually stood up and faced that monster, ie.Trump. If more Democrats had the courage he has
more progress could be made against Fascist/MAGA that’s destroying our Democracy & Country!!
more progress could be made against Fascist/MAGA that’s destroying our Democracy & Country!!
March 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Why did you vote to censor your fellow Democrat Al Green? I don’t agree with this action!! Mr. Green actually stood up and faced that monster, ie.Trump. If more Democrats had the courage he has
more progress could be made against Fascist/MAGA that’s destroying our Democracy & Country!!
more progress could be made against Fascist/MAGA that’s destroying our Democracy & Country!!
Lifting weights, so I'm in shape to punch nazis.💪
March 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Lifting weights, so I'm in shape to punch nazis.💪
Nothing like shoveling snow and hearing the tornado sirens being tested at 1pm on the first Monday of the month!
Welcome to Minnesota.
Welcome to Minnesota.
March 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nothing like shoveling snow and hearing the tornado sirens being tested at 1pm on the first Monday of the month!
Welcome to Minnesota.
Welcome to Minnesota.
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"America does not need a 'resistance,' or stale slogans, or people putting those slogans on little paddles. It needs an opposition party that boldly defends the nation’s virtues, the rule of law, and the rights of its people," writes @radiofreetom.bsky.social:
Democrats Are Acting Too Normal
In her response to Trump’s address, Democratic Senator Elissa Slotkin failed to capture the hallucinatory nature of our national politics.
www.theatlantic.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"America does not need a 'resistance,' or stale slogans, or people putting those slogans on little paddles. It needs an opposition party that boldly defends the nation’s virtues, the rule of law, and the rights of its people," writes @radiofreetom.bsky.social:
Al Green is the best of us.
March 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Al Green is the best of us.
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Good for Al Green—fuck these liars.
March 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Good for Al Green—fuck these liars.
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Didn’t get arrested this time!
March 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Didn’t get arrested this time!
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Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect
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March 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect
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