katt_goddess
@kattgoddess.bsky.social
In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
They will be dated for Jan. 20, 2029.
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
They will be dated for Jan. 20, 2029.
Nothing says 'Join ICE/'MERICA First' like a pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger flexing from that time when he couldn't even speak understandable English and had to be dubbed.
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Nothing says 'Join ICE/'MERICA First' like a pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger flexing from that time when he couldn't even speak understandable English and had to be dubbed.
Not just those. Noticed responses from senators/reps follow obvious pattern of AI autofill; starts w/ 'As you know, he won/proclaimed/signed', ends w/ how great it is to support him completely. W/'maybe' something related to what you asked in the middle. Try it yourselves if you are stuck w/Rs.
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Not just those. Noticed responses from senators/reps follow obvious pattern of AI autofill; starts w/ 'As you know, he won/proclaimed/signed', ends w/ how great it is to support him completely. W/'maybe' something related to what you asked in the middle. Try it yourselves if you are stuck w/Rs.
That is the image of a child that was promised chicky nuggies if he could hold still long enough for the adults to do something.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
That is the image of a child that was promised chicky nuggies if he could hold still long enough for the adults to do something.
Just came here to say exactly that.
Urine & hair. No escaping from your vacation shenanigans that way.
Fail & lose your wages & benefits.
Urine & hair. No escaping from your vacation shenanigans that way.
Fail & lose your wages & benefits.
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just came here to say exactly that.
Urine & hair. No escaping from your vacation shenanigans that way.
Fail & lose your wages & benefits.
Urine & hair. No escaping from your vacation shenanigans that way.
Fail & lose your wages & benefits.
Busy work.
Just like dear old daddy when he was in the final stages of brain rot.
Just like dear old daddy when he was in the final stages of brain rot.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Busy work.
Just like dear old daddy when he was in the final stages of brain rot.
Just like dear old daddy when he was in the final stages of brain rot.
A tuxie thing? Bug didn't care about the snow either, she still wanted to go outside for a walk on the leash.
I'm waiting to see how current baby reacts. I'm predicting zoomies followed by zoomies w/a hint of zoomies on the side.
I'm waiting to see how current baby reacts. I'm predicting zoomies followed by zoomies w/a hint of zoomies on the side.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A tuxie thing? Bug didn't care about the snow either, she still wanted to go outside for a walk on the leash.
I'm waiting to see how current baby reacts. I'm predicting zoomies followed by zoomies w/a hint of zoomies on the side.
I'm waiting to see how current baby reacts. I'm predicting zoomies followed by zoomies w/a hint of zoomies on the side.
Aw, isn't that cute.
Adult Salty thinks he's relevant.
Adult Salty thinks he's relevant.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Aw, isn't that cute.
Adult Salty thinks he's relevant.
Adult Salty thinks he's relevant.
They've had since at least 2016. They have a plan.
It's called everyone works until they die except the rich.
It's called everyone works until they die except the rich.
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They've had since at least 2016. They have a plan.
It's called everyone works until they die except the rich.
It's called everyone works until they die except the rich.
Fun fact: She had to stand that far away from him b/c her booze fumes coupled w/his patented marinated moist flatulence are considered a health hazard should they mix too closely.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fun fact: She had to stand that far away from him b/c her booze fumes coupled w/his patented marinated moist flatulence are considered a health hazard should they mix too closely.
Doubt he has any problems w/those in his Pedo Party being anywhere near kids.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Doubt he has any problems w/those in his Pedo Party being anywhere near kids.
A 50-year mortgage from the same people actively attempting to roll back mortality rates to those of the 1800's.
What could possibly go wrong.
What could possibly go wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A 50-year mortgage from the same people actively attempting to roll back mortality rates to those of the 1800's.
What could possibly go wrong.
What could possibly go wrong.
I heard they had to put the cherub up high because they kept catching him asking it how old it was.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I heard they had to put the cherub up high because they kept catching him asking it how old it was.
RFK Jr's application for his current position.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
RFK Jr's application for his current position.
Pooping Portal.
It's located in the closet with all the moon phases carved in the door.
Drop your cell phone in there & its gone forevers.
It's located in the closet with all the moon phases carved in the door.
Drop your cell phone in there & its gone forevers.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Pooping Portal.
It's located in the closet with all the moon phases carved in the door.
Drop your cell phone in there & its gone forevers.
It's located in the closet with all the moon phases carved in the door.
Drop your cell phone in there & its gone forevers.
Way to go, now the neighbors are DEFINTELY going to know it was me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Way to go, now the neighbors are DEFINTELY going to know it was me.
Has anyone mentioned how fast a holiday would happen if his next vacation trip to his personal golf course on taxpayer's money ended up in the ocean b/c the ones flying it & overseeing it were just 'PATRIOTS' & not actual adults who know what they are doing?
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Has anyone mentioned how fast a holiday would happen if his next vacation trip to his personal golf course on taxpayer's money ended up in the ocean b/c the ones flying it & overseeing it were just 'PATRIOTS' & not actual adults who know what they are doing?
This footage will later be used in an advertisement for Peyronie's Disease.
Not sure if it will be for or against it.
Not sure if it will be for or against it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This footage will later be used in an advertisement for Peyronie's Disease.
Not sure if it will be for or against it.
Not sure if it will be for or against it.
Hey, at least it did something about the pollen, right? 😜
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hey, at least it did something about the pollen, right? 😜
He was reading the oath at a frickin' football game that I very much doubt he even stayed awake for.
All those one-finger salutes were also pointing at one singular moron. Cope those away too.
All those one-finger salutes were also pointing at one singular moron. Cope those away too.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He was reading the oath at a frickin' football game that I very much doubt he even stayed awake for.
All those one-finger salutes were also pointing at one singular moron. Cope those away too.
All those one-finger salutes were also pointing at one singular moron. Cope those away too.
![Screen caps from an episode of 'Venture Brothers'.
Top features Dr. Venture sitting on a couch, caption 'Why are you naked?'
Bottom features Brock Sampson, naked [with censor bar] covered in blood, holding the decapitated head of a Guild agent, caption 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal to feel the kill.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kry3h7xyi7vztawelqt7sfns/bafkreie6tdbqerswgubduvwghcj2axkrnmpmtzjg6isw32vywwthcfhamq@jpeg)
New goal revealed.
The Crapmas displays at work just got a little more interesting to me...
The Crapmas displays at work just got a little more interesting to me...
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
New goal revealed.
The Crapmas displays at work just got a little more interesting to me...
The Crapmas displays at work just got a little more interesting to me...
They should remember that all the promises Fartzilla made to his own party to get their votes for stupid crap were immediately revoked once he got what he wanted.
There is no 'compromise' w/this group. There is only 'gimme'.
There is no 'compromise' w/this group. There is only 'gimme'.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
They should remember that all the promises Fartzilla made to his own party to get their votes for stupid crap were immediately revoked once he got what he wanted.
There is no 'compromise' w/this group. There is only 'gimme'.
There is no 'compromise' w/this group. There is only 'gimme'.
You laugh but I'm already looking for a crazy straw crazy enough to make that a quality weekend.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You laugh but I'm already looking for a crazy straw crazy enough to make that a quality weekend.