I've said that too

For a while my kids kept asking who was my favorite kid and I always said the dog because she always listens.

My brother is my dad's number one son, I am his number one daughter. There are just two of us. But it says that we're all valued for who we are in the family, not in competition with each other.

My mom's family has a tradition of saying every kid is the favorite [insert description here]. Like I was the favorite oldest granddaughter, my cousin was the favorite youngest granddaughter. There were two granddaughters total.

Yinzer Diaspora

Life Advice

Where did these tall children come from

It might also be the most horny version

The grants are still being scored! And then just...nothing

Obviously this is not an endorsement for his presidency, but I would not get your hopes up.

I demand it

I got her goats in trees many years ago, it's a classic