I have started eating the peach
Someone left in a bowl
in the fridge,
So cold.
I tried to ask you if it was like
For a smoothie or something
But you were
too slow.

Moisturized, voice mail backlog cleared out, and unbothered.

In case this is as close as I can get to a photo with Roxane Gay today, let it be noted that it was taken while we were in the same building. #Bookstock

Why is he always pursing his little lips?

When you leave a hilarious George W Bush joke for your fellow middle-aged spouse and get grammar policed by your 9 yo who's too young to appreciate your comic genius. 🤦‍♀️

Anybody else see that guy on the corner of Poplar and Perkins Extd yesterday evening in the rain holding and American flag and a sign that said "a few rich people are trying to steal my country"

There was a time my mom would have seen the decal I picked out specifically for my phone and made a mildly disapproving 🙄 mom face. But in the NOW time she practically slapped the table laughing when I showed her. She came as close to "fuck yeah"ing me as Mommy's ever gonna.

Super solid plot twist page!!!

Not sure if I've ever in my life owned a matching jogger set (maybe during my 80s childhood, let's be honest) but when I received this top from Quince I knew I couldn't rest until I was entirely enrobed in this super soft stretchy fabric.

Hmmm.

Speaking of favorite books: 2024 in review

Welp, here we go. 😭

I've been sick for a few days, in bed a lot. Sometimes home alone and sometimes not. Our dog will always choose to be with me if others are home but if the living room is free she will choose her personal space everytime. Cracks me up. Girl after my own heart. 😂

Did the thing. It was an interesting 13 years for real.