Look Taylor better drop Rep TV soon and make this shit show of a world more fun with her petty bangers.

Just hit me why AOC is so good and brilliant at being the adult in the room with all the trashy losers making terrible choices around her. She used to be a bartender.

Oh thank sweet baby Jesus we can all watch Season 3 finally!

Something feels really off about the Traitors this year. Haven’t really warmed to many of the cast. Previous years always had a sense of fun, a twinkle in it’s eye. This year feels more mean spirited. More tears, more drama. Feels for the first time like actual reality TV. A shame.

Very much enjoying Ben Whishaw and Keira Knightley being all banter, badass and fighty. The only thing that would make Black Doves better is if there were muppets in it. Which is genuinely high praise.

Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m a princess and I want to marry a handsome prince!

Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.

Stylist know what they are fucking doing.

The cause of major conflict in our house at the moment is that the 4yr old wants to marry his brother when he grows up but his brother is having none of it.

I saw these photos and I need to immediately share them bc… well LOOK AT THEM

God grant me the confidence of 10 year old Kevin McCallister all by himself in New York City for THREE days with convicted criminals after him.

Is there a way of making my tik tok algorithm entirely wholesome? All I really want is videos of babies hearing for the first time and cats being best mates with other unlikely animals. And also maybe people singing songs from little shop of horrors really well.

Today I will be holding space for the Christmas music of Mariah Carey.

I left Twitter about 2 years ago so this feels a bit like introducing yourself to your new partner’s friends and really hoping they aren’t as toxic as your ex’s.