Katie Mathewson
@katiemathewson.bsky.social
Writer. Queer. Motorcyclist. My parents support 2 out of 3.
(DEXTER, JURY DUTY, HAWKEYE, and others)
Think Tank for Inclusion & Equity (TTIE) 🌈 she/her
(DEXTER, JURY DUTY, HAWKEYE, and others)
Think Tank for Inclusion & Equity (TTIE) 🌈 she/her
Pinned
this year is *really* putting my Botox to the test
only sociopaths use the "soaker" setting on the hose
June 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
only sociopaths use the "soaker" setting on the hose
don't you dare wish me a "happy Pride month" if you're an anti-trans shitass
June 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
don't you dare wish me a "happy Pride month" if you're an anti-trans shitass
my brain broke trying to come up with the word for "scale" and all i could conjure was "weight apparatus"
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
my brain broke trying to come up with the word for "scale" and all i could conjure was "weight apparatus"
these spam bots are out here working every possible angle
May 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
these spam bots are out here working every possible angle
coming out as lesbian+
(the plus is for pedro pascal)
(the plus is for pedro pascal)
May 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
coming out as lesbian+
(the plus is for pedro pascal)
(the plus is for pedro pascal)
i write this emal reply so often that i'm amazed gmail predictive text hasn't figured it out yet
May 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i write this emal reply so often that i'm amazed gmail predictive text hasn't figured it out yet
we're back for more! "dexter: resurrection" comes to paramount+ on july 11th 🔪🩸
April 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
we're back for more! "dexter: resurrection" comes to paramount+ on july 11th 🔪🩸
is arbor day a union holiday
April 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
is arbor day a union holiday
trying to explain the concept of "queer women can't sit properly" to a straight man is the thing that finally broke me
April 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
trying to explain the concept of "queer women can't sit properly" to a straight man is the thing that finally broke me
important question for straight women: is William H Macy hot?
March 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
important question for straight women: is William H Macy hot?
why does the vet put my cat’s name in quotes on the invoice as if **allegedly** that’s her name
March 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
why does the vet put my cat’s name in quotes on the invoice as if **allegedly** that’s her name
my cat has been to the dermatologist more than I have
March 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
my cat has been to the dermatologist more than I have
this tab has been open on my computer for weeks but i can’t bring myself to read it, despite being super interested in the content. and that’s all you need to know about adhd.
March 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this tab has been open on my computer for weeks but i can’t bring myself to read it, despite being super interested in the content. and that’s all you need to know about adhd.
gripping my dogs face and whispering intently: “you HAVE to be kissed. its the curse of being an angel”
March 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
gripping my dogs face and whispering intently: “you HAVE to be kissed. its the curse of being an angel”
robot massage screams FINAL DESTINATION death sequence
March 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
robot massage screams FINAL DESTINATION death sequence
there are several approaches when naming a cat.
some people go for something punny or cute...
some people go for something punny or cute...
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
there are several approaches when naming a cat.
some people go for something punny or cute...
some people go for something punny or cute...
in this climate, it's now socially acceptable to heart your own text messages
February 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
in this climate, it's now socially acceptable to heart your own text messages
sure, adderall is great, but if it kicks in at the wrong time - say, when you've stumbled upon your childhood coin collection - you'll find yourself spending the next four hours inputting each coin's date, mintmark, condition, and metal composition into an app to calculate its value
February 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
sure, adderall is great, but if it kicks in at the wrong time - say, when you've stumbled upon your childhood coin collection - you'll find yourself spending the next four hours inputting each coin's date, mintmark, condition, and metal composition into an app to calculate its value
my manager just hearted my text and my agent gave it a thumbs up and that’s all you need to know about the difference between reps
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
my manager just hearted my text and my agent gave it a thumbs up and that’s all you need to know about the difference between reps
deeply agree with this take
Before 'Paradise,' Dan Fogelman's Surprising, Bold Baseball Drama Was Cancelled Too Soon
Dan Fogelman is well-known for dramatic TV shows like Paradise and This is Us, but his short-lived baseball drama Pitch is worth a watch.
collider.com
February 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
deeply agree with this take
double feature robot day
February 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
double feature robot day
i know we have an infinity number of bigger problems rn, but can we please get a proper boob emoji? we've got the eggplant, we've got the peach. yet nothing for titties?? i'm down with melons or coconuts but tbh these just won't cut it: 🍉🍉 🥥🥥
February 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i know we have an infinity number of bigger problems rn, but can we please get a proper boob emoji? we've got the eggplant, we've got the peach. yet nothing for titties?? i'm down with melons or coconuts but tbh these just won't cut it: 🍉🍉 🥥🥥
this year is *really* putting my Botox to the test
February 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
this year is *really* putting my Botox to the test
normally I’m not a person who gets anxious at the dentist but in this mental state?? you better believe I opted for nitrous
February 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
normally I’m not a person who gets anxious at the dentist but in this mental state?? you better believe I opted for nitrous
I can’t believe it’s only been 15 days. I’m exhausted.
February 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I can’t believe it’s only been 15 days. I’m exhausted.