Here I was thinking about being spitroast midair by 2 car factory robot arms.

And with a very basic workshop, a fuck machine is realistically about an hour away. Small motor, arm or flywheel, bracketry and linear bearings.

Or just a cheap sawzall in a case, with an adaptor on the end.

Good fae

Take credit you earned.

You did all the work, picked the stuff out for the rub.

I just told you to put it in the oven for 4 and a half hours.

I'll do it with a scalpel when you've moved here.

You should go join your relative in the tray.

Delicious tender fae brisket. 🤤

Great work! I'm disappointed I don't get to try it, it looks amazing

Seems reasonable!

I for one have been using my innate biological advantage to subluxate joints, and have recurring neck and digestive problems.

I prefer direct from container at the fridge, it's more primal, gives the dogs some enrichment/cheese snacks and minimises the risk of bedcrumbs.

Are we accounting for all the things I do in the numbers? 😬

The door stopper plug was fully inspired by @glowfyourself.bsky.social So I can't take any credit for it apart from construction.

I don't even know where that knowledge came from. It was just rude enough to set up camp where useful information could live.

To be clear, don't eat it, or drink it and you'll be reet.

Sadly, yep.

The stuff you need to avoid is activated charcoal (or activated carbon) it's got an insanely high surface area and is really good for like medication overdoses, as it soaks the meds up.

Which is great until it's in your cake.

Stuff you're not putting in your body won't have that issue