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Katie
@katiedoesthings.bsky.social
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Doer of stuff, Instigator of chaos, Delivererer of puns. Oh, and Strange dog (and apparently cow) lady. Made it to 40! MDNI, ACAB, etc. etc.
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katiedoesthings.bsky.social
When the whole Christmas tree thing seems expensive and inconvenient, you just have to make do.

I'm pretty sure this technically fits dead tree brought inside and adorned with shinies for worship.

Just might get some much larger, bipedal decorations at some point.
view of katie’s living room featuring a stone wall next to a half-open split door to the kitchen. in front of the stone is a st andrew’s cross which has been wrapped in tinsel and lights like a christmas tree and hung with ornaments, mostly cows too small to see. next to the white wall other side of the door is a sex box with openings for pelvis and two options for legs. the box has one googly eye on it. to the right of that is wooden stairs going up, closed off with a puppy gate.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Bollocks bollocks bollocks. That's a very dead washing machine with no parts availability for the bearings. (Excuse the yellow, I spilled stuff immediately before the video!)

Starting to think I pissed the house gremlins off.

If you're not broke *shakes tin* ko-fi.com/lexidoesthings
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Yesterday I fulfilled a long term goal of filling a tranny with 2 other trans women, giving her a big load and riding her hard for a whole day, including getting into some really tight spots while men watched and told me what to do.

She did everything I hoped for and even came home with me!
view of a largely unpaved front drive area inside a gate by the road, under a beautiful deep blue night sky with clouds creating patterns behind the glowing street lamps. a land rover is in shadow to the right, while in the center bathed in light is a white transit “tranny” van, recovering after a day long lesbian adventure.
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Toy laundry day is always a hassle, wish they'd invent dishwasher safe wood.
a light blue laundry basket on the ground with impact play toys positioned in it. there are wooden paddles with: D4, metal spikes, sliced lego bricks, bird spikes, and fake teeth. there’s also a slimmer and heavier oak wood paddle, a metal impact toy made out of corset ribbing strips bound at one end, a hitty toy made out of rubber bike tire flayed and turned inside out for texture and fastened at one end of a loop, and “the persuader” which is a cane-type toy made out of two carbon fiber rods.
October 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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As an evil mad engineer, I find it incredibly rewarding to test my toys, primarily on myself (in this case, with help and evil grins from @chaosbi.me )

Unfortunately the mace needs some better planning, but next time it'll work.

CW: First and Last images contain bloody impact toys.

(Ope, labels!)
three wooden blood-stained paddles sitting on a surface above a pile of lego flogger. the left one has fake teeth attached to it, while the middle one is oak without adornment but thoroughly drenched in red, and the rightmost has lego bricks sliced up and attached to it at angles. silver weighted mace consisting of a silver pole with green/black wrapped handle leading to silver ball half filled with shot blasting grit which sloshes around to make the weapon very dense and reluctant to bounce in use, with various colors of D4 attached to the ball to create spikes. implement is laying on light peachy-pink floral quilt. bloody silver D4 mace with many of the dice fallen off and laying in a pile beside it on dark fabric.
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
Close up image of a wooden paddle with a burned effect, and metal running spikes screwed into it. Sitting on a grey surface with an out of focus person in the background, with faer feet on the grey surface.
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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32 months of HRT for me (although at least 6 months of that wasted by the NHS), and almost 5 years out.

Coming out and being me absolutely changed my entire life for the better.

Downside is I can no longer rob banks by looking at them sternly for 3 seconds.
katie pre-transition in a license picture that looks like a fucking mugshot for some potato-looking thumbdude in a white tanktop with a scruffy short beard and vaguely creepy mustache. her hair is also cropped short pre-transition, really emphasizing her ears, forehead, furrowed brow and extremely sad dead eyes. katie is looking gorgeous after almost 5 years out and 32 months on hrt. she is standing confidently in her kitchen, pink hair tumbling in soft curls over her shoulders to the décolletage of her black-and-dinosaur-print sundress, which makes her growing-but-already-ample breasts look amazing and shows off her waist and hips. she’s not smiling, but her face is almost glowing with how at peace she looks in her appearance, her eyebrows looking far more relaxed and her eyes now soft and warm. she has a delicate silver engagement necklace with a small yellow opal cheese pendant and wire glasses on.
September 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I've heard the internet likes tall girls, so have some absurdity from last year. #sizesky
an extremely tall woman named katie stands sideways in a doorway wearing trans pride tights, giraffe mary jane shoes, and a black tshirt dress with “baby girl” in white text on the front. she is so tall that her head brushes the doorframe. the picture is taken from a very low angle looking up, so POV: you’re teeny tiny in a very tall woman’s house (giantess?). her arms are behind her back and her boobs are boobing boobily. POV: katie has walked across the room and is standing over you as you look up her long legs. her dress is short so you can see a lot of thigh as she looks down at you, her pink hair framing her face. this picture is taken from the floor as katie stands over so you can almost see up her dress. she looks down over her boobs, hand to chin as if thinking about how to ruin you.
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Well. I did my duty as chief torturer of myself and tested the bloody thing...

It's... Really good, pleasantly slappy like a normal paddle. But with teeth, weirdly enough.

Broke skin, unsurprisingly.

Photo contains bruising and small wounds.
view of katie’s bare leg after being hit with the toothwacker. some areas show deep bruised beginning to bloom, while blood pools in tiny gashes where the teefs sliced her open.
September 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I've gone too far this time.

My brain did a thing I didn't consent to, ordered some things and now I've spent half an hour using cutters on resin to bring you this absolute fucking abomination.

I can't articulate clearly enough how awful this is.

CW: teeth

There are teeth in here, on a paddle.
a pine paddle that’s been attacked with a blow torch for colour is resting atop some unfinished ones. attached to the flat of the wood with epoxy are resin casts of teeth glued on, some in clusters and some all by themselves. the effect is unsettling. same paddle, this time shown from a lower angle from front, with handle going towards vanish point. thickness of wood is visible, and teeth are even creepier now. angle view from the side, showing the teeth in sharp relief, sticking out from wooden impact toy in disturbing patterns.
September 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Ever have one of those days where you've barely slept, you're in agonising pain and your inner craft-domme decides to take over?

My entire day has pretty much been abusing plastic with tools.

The results from superficial testing are devastating. 😁
corded flogger in orange and yellow with various colors and denominations of dice knotted along it, laying on the stone ground. hanging in front of pride flags dangles a corded flogger in pastel tones, with coordinating lego bricks threaded through and knotted along the lengths. wooden paddle next to keyboard studded with lego bricks that have been sliced so as to sit on the paddle at some very sharp angles
September 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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As suggested by @ajlanes.bsky.social and encouraged by @sineadthefae.bsky.social

D4 paddles, turns out they break skin with moderate force. So that's fun.
two wooden paddles on pink surface. they both are studded with multicolored D4 dice with the points up. the one in foreground features 11 dice in 3 columns (4-3-4) and the one in background has 3 columns of 5 for 15 total. the same paddles rotated 180° so that 15 D4 paddle is in foreground and there is better detail quality for dice.
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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See a cute booty, post a cute booty ❤️🥵
view from directly beneath lexi’s fat arse. her juicy butt is big and round underneath sheer black panties with spiderweb design that fit tight and leave nothing to the imagination. it looks extremely biteable, and she would make really cute noises if the right being did so.
March 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Uh. Today I learned how to make things from leather.

For totally innocent reasons, of course.

How dare you suggest otherwise!
a woman’s tattooed leg and work booted shoe with pink laces. attached to her leg above the boot is a leather strap holding a purple vibrating wand toy, with straps around boot holding a lighter purple dildo. the setup is such that someone could ride her foot and be stimulated by both.
February 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Finally! Free after 13 days into a 6 day stay in London because I had the misfortune of sprouting external genitalia 40 years ago.

@chaosbi.me should be commended for putting up with me/my shit for 2 weeks, literal saint.

And thanks to everyone for the support, the extra week really sucked
lexi and jaz are standing near a “decontamination services” sign getting ready to leave the hospital. lexi has bleached hair with pink-purple ends in adorable pigtails and looks immensely joyful with her mouth open and eyes wide behind glasses in excitement. her breasts look great under her modest grey-blue sweater in a way that the writer of this alt text frankly had to note. behind her is her gorgeous faefriend jaz, another white transfem who is holding tesco bags and looking badass with fær glasses and bald head and bulky dark coat. fæ is smiling gently and is a wonderful and sweet being who has been taking incredible care of lexi during her stay in the hospital.
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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This is my face on "holy shit, I don't have a dick"

Unfortunately I've been complicated enough that I'm gonna have to come back a week or so after being discharged due to my urethra being angry, which is gonna be another travel cost

So... shaking the cap a wee bit more

ko-fi.com/lexidoesthings
lexi is a white woman beaming while laying in a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown, her vibrant pink hair falling around her shoulders and wire-frame glasses on her face. she looks happier than she’s ever looked before and is radiating joy from every pore, as she has just seen her new vagina. she is wearing her yellow nhs-style badge which lists her title as “vaginoplasty project manager”, and she has successfully managed the project and basking in the euphoria of her gender affirming surgery, successfully completed.
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Y'know what I like? That this site can fucking magically detect fat person skin and flag it as hardcore porn.

But can't work out that 4000 accounts with the display name being a variation on Camilla are just bots and block them.
Cropped screenshot of Bsky New followers notification, Showing 3 Camillas, 1 Cam, a Cami and one other user.
January 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Y'know when you have a tattoo idea that just won't leave your head, then you design it and absolutely have to commit to your own stupid idea?

Yep.
Photo of Lexi's back at an angle, showing a tramp stamp that reads "This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here." Below that is The transgender symbol (⚧) with a radiation warning symbol in the centre, coloured in bold blue, pink and white in the transgender flag style. Also visible is a damaged tattoo on her left arm that read "Shit happens" although it has been crudely modified with red ink to say "Shit happened"
December 18, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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Funnily enough, I did.
A Dark Blue Landrover Discovery 2, with the front bumper, wings and bonnet painted in bright pink.
December 3, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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@chaosbi.me decided that I needed more holes. So I got them. And some ribbon.

Weirdly intimate and hot as fuck.
back view at 3/4 angle of a white woman with a freckled back. she has needle play corsetry done up her back, with yellow plastic-ended needles at slight upward tilt pointing in towards her spine in two rows up each side, 5 on each side. twining between them is a red ribbon, forming a corset cross pattern, a pretty bow at the bottom. her pink and purple hair curls softly at top of frame above the gorgeous princessy corset.
November 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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quote this with your best ass pic right now! 🍑 ✨
side view of lexi wearing pink panties with a black waistband with pink text on it. she is pulling up a pink shirt seductively to show her side, while her ass fills out the panties extremely well, looking very grabbable and fat.
November 18, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Given the fuckery of pretty much having to act as the go-between for various parts of the NHS (sometimes different people on the same team) and watching too much grand designs.

I had an idea. And did some googling.

Turns out you can buy your very own custom NHS-esque name badges.

So I did.
lexi is a white trans woman with pink hair fading into purple at the bottom and wire framed glasses, along with a lip ring. she is wearing a plaid zip-up shirt in blue and black and grey shades. on the shirt is a yellow badge. close up of the badge shows it is an official NHS badge in yellow as worn by staff. in black friendly print is “#hello” with a smile drawn under the word and then “my name is…” underneath says “Lexie” title: “Vaginoplasty Project Manager”.
November 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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.... Step Pumpkin! What are you doing?

So I had one or more slightly odd ideas lately, thought it best to do them before surgery (and sell the video to help cover some of the travel costs while I'm dirt broke)

So this is that.

www.manyvids.com/Video/602001...
still from a video of lexi, a chubby tall white trans woman. she is shown face down ass up from a 3/4 view from behind with her pink hair falling over her face and one hand pressed to dark sheets. her tits and tummy press against the bed while her fat ass is up and about to be penetrated by a pumpkin with a pink dildo attached in this trans porn scene. her hand is between her legs with pink nails holding the matching dildo still. lexi is getting fucked in the ass by the pumpkin-dildo as she lies on her back in this still showing her from the side from midriff to legs spread to the side. she’s holding the pumpkin from the top with her right hand while her left smashes what might have once been called a penis into her because it’s really more of a clit now after some hrt and it really has no business being there anyways. the shot is dramatic and sensual and she and the pumpkin seem to be really enjoying themselves. lexi has switched positions on the pumpkin, and while she is still on her back in this still taken with her facing the camera, legs spread wide. her girldick is now hard and thick with the aid of a condom that has been used as a modified cockring. the pumpkin is shown to have a face carved into it, including wide eyes with astonished-looking eyebrows, a small nose, and a wide open mouth, which is slurping around lexi’s gock while looking shocked about the whole experience. lexi’s fat ass is on display squishing against the dark sheets. her face peeks around the pumpkin looking all cute and innocent in glasses and pink/blonde hair as she holds the pumpkin firmly in a face fuck in her long elegant fingers.
October 14, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Just perfectly normal trans femme things.
view of the head of a bed, including a sturdy metal frame and wood panel headboard with several o-rings welded on. in front of two pillows is a large pumpkin with a face cut into it, astonished eyebrows above open eyes, a nose, and a round hole for the mouth. a tripod is also set up on the bed, and damp patches are on dark sheets in front of the pumpkin and tripod.
October 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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Why not? Have some ppe titty!
selfie of lexi from chest up, with a light on the ceiling above her shining over her face (putting it in shadow), wearing glasses and dirty from welding. she’s wearing a dark welding PPE jacket which she has opened a few snaps down and pulled to the side to expose one soft perky breast with peaked pink nipple. her hand is under the breast with thumb wrapping around to accentuate. she is a very good girl for wearing ppe and we are proud of her.
July 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM