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Katie
@katiedoesthings.bsky.social
Doer of stuff, Instigator of chaos, Delivererer of puns. Oh, and Strange dog (and apparently cow) lady. Made it to 40! MDNI, ACAB, etc. etc.
When the whole Christmas tree thing seems expensive and inconvenient, you just have to make do.

I'm pretty sure this technically fits dead tree brought inside and adorned with shinies for worship.

Just might get some much larger, bipedal decorations at some point.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bollocks bollocks bollocks. That's a very dead washing machine with no parts availability for the bearings. (Excuse the yellow, I spilled stuff immediately before the video!)

Starting to think I pissed the house gremlins off.

If you're not broke *shakes tin* ko-fi.com/lexidoesthings
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yesterday I fulfilled a long term goal of filling a tranny with 2 other trans women, giving her a big load and riding her hard for a whole day, including getting into some really tight spots while men watched and told me what to do.

She did everything I hoped for and even came home with me!
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Toy laundry day is always a hassle, wish they'd invent dishwasher safe wood.
October 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
As an evil mad engineer, I find it incredibly rewarding to test my toys, primarily on myself (in this case, with help and evil grins from @chaosbi.me )

Unfortunately the mace needs some better planning, but next time it'll work.

CW: First and Last images contain bloody impact toys.

(Ope, labels!)
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
32 months of HRT for me (although at least 6 months of that wasted by the NHS), and almost 5 years out.

Coming out and being me absolutely changed my entire life for the better.

Downside is I can no longer rob banks by looking at them sternly for 3 seconds.
September 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've heard the internet likes tall girls, so have some absurdity from last year. #sizesky
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well. I did my duty as chief torturer of myself and tested the bloody thing...

It's... Really good, pleasantly slappy like a normal paddle. But with teeth, weirdly enough.

Broke skin, unsurprisingly.

Photo contains bruising and small wounds.
September 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I've gone too far this time.

My brain did a thing I didn't consent to, ordered some things and now I've spent half an hour using cutters on resin to bring you this absolute fucking abomination.

I can't articulate clearly enough how awful this is.

CW: teeth

There are teeth in here, on a paddle.
September 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ever have one of those days where you've barely slept, you're in agonising pain and your inner craft-domme decides to take over?

My entire day has pretty much been abusing plastic with tools.

The results from superficial testing are devastating. 😁
September 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
As suggested by @ajlanes.bsky.social and encouraged by @sineadthefae.bsky.social

D4 paddles, turns out they break skin with moderate force. So that's fun.
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
See a cute booty, post a cute booty ❤️🥵
March 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Uh. Today I learned how to make things from leather.

For totally innocent reasons, of course.

How dare you suggest otherwise!
February 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Finally! Free after 13 days into a 6 day stay in London because I had the misfortune of sprouting external genitalia 40 years ago.

@chaosbi.me should be commended for putting up with me/my shit for 2 weeks, literal saint.

And thanks to everyone for the support, the extra week really sucked
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is my face on "holy shit, I don't have a dick"

Unfortunately I've been complicated enough that I'm gonna have to come back a week or so after being discharged due to my urethra being angry, which is gonna be another travel cost

So... shaking the cap a wee bit more

ko-fi.com/lexidoesthings
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Y'know what I like? That this site can fucking magically detect fat person skin and flag it as hardcore porn.

But can't work out that 4000 accounts with the display name being a variation on Camilla are just bots and block them.
January 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Y'know when you have a tattoo idea that just won't leave your head, then you design it and absolutely have to commit to your own stupid idea?

Yep.
December 18, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Funnily enough, I did.
December 3, 2024 at 6:30 PM
@chaosbi.me decided that I needed more holes. So I got them. And some ribbon.

Weirdly intimate and hot as fuck.
November 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
quote this with your best ass pic right now! 🍑 ✨
November 18, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Given the fuckery of pretty much having to act as the go-between for various parts of the NHS (sometimes different people on the same team) and watching too much grand designs.

I had an idea. And did some googling.

Turns out you can buy your very own custom NHS-esque name badges.

So I did.
November 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
.... Step Pumpkin! What are you doing?

So I had one or more slightly odd ideas lately, thought it best to do them before surgery (and sell the video to help cover some of the travel costs while I'm dirt broke)

So this is that.

www.manyvids.com/Video/602001...
October 14, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Just perfectly normal trans femme things.
October 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Why not? Have some ppe titty!
July 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM