Kati
@kati-pike.bsky.social
Believer. Wife. Mom. Midwesterner. Reader. Overthinker. Friendly introvert. One time I lost on Jeopardy!
The worst group of people you could possibly share a hotel with are a youth baseball team and their parents.
July 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The worst group of people you could possibly share a hotel with are a youth baseball team and their parents.
My mom has discovered a real-time list of people in our small town jail and is updating me daily on what people I went to high school with did to get themselves in there.
May 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My mom has discovered a real-time list of people in our small town jail and is updating me daily on what people I went to high school with did to get themselves in there.
I think I’m going to make being a Christian who’s a public school enthusiast a part of my personality.
March 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I think I’m going to make being a Christian who’s a public school enthusiast a part of my personality.
I ran into a former student who I taught nine years ago when she was 13. She told me I looked “great for my age.” I don’t know how old she thinks I am, but I guess I’ll take the compliment.
February 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I ran into a former student who I taught nine years ago when she was 13. She told me I looked “great for my age.” I don’t know how old she thinks I am, but I guess I’ll take the compliment.
I want to delete my Twitter account, but one time a tweet about my preschooler calling candy corn “Halloween carrots” was minorly popular, and I don’t want to lose that.
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I want to delete my Twitter account, but one time a tweet about my preschooler calling candy corn “Halloween carrots” was minorly popular, and I don’t want to lose that.
I’ve called both of my senators twice in the last four days. It must be confirmation season!
January 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’ve called both of my senators twice in the last four days. It must be confirmation season!
Going to need to go unfriend anyone on Facebook who’s made a gushing post about today’s inauguration.
January 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Going to need to go unfriend anyone on Facebook who’s made a gushing post about today’s inauguration.
Trying to get my family peacefully and calmly out the door to church each Sunday makes me believe in spiritual warfare.
December 26, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Trying to get my family peacefully and calmly out the door to church each Sunday makes me believe in spiritual warfare.
My 6-year-old’s best friend has recently started going home from school with some very polite trash talk (“The Vikings are a very bad team with bad players”), courtesy of my child and his inherited Packers fandom.
December 22, 2024 at 3:18 AM
My 6-year-old’s best friend has recently started going home from school with some very polite trash talk (“The Vikings are a very bad team with bad players”), courtesy of my child and his inherited Packers fandom.
If @jeffzentner.bsky.social writes it, I’m going to read it.
December 2, 2024 at 1:27 AM
If @jeffzentner.bsky.social writes it, I’m going to read it.
There are several things I don’t love about the parenting journey: potty training, inconsolable newborns, wildly unreasonable toddlers… but I also really hate when my kids tell me jokes that are absolutely NOT jokes.
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
There are several things I don’t love about the parenting journey: potty training, inconsolable newborns, wildly unreasonable toddlers… but I also really hate when my kids tell me jokes that are absolutely NOT jokes.
When my two-year-old’s leg falls asleep, she will tell me “My leg feels shivery!” and it is perfection.
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 AM
When my two-year-old’s leg falls asleep, she will tell me “My leg feels shivery!” and it is perfection.
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I love Bon Iver. I wish I knew what he was singing but I recognize that’s none of my business
November 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I love Bon Iver. I wish I knew what he was singing but I recognize that’s none of my business
My first grader has taken to calling me “bro,” and I really thought it would take longer for the public school system to corrupt him.
November 18, 2024 at 3:33 AM
My first grader has taken to calling me “bro,” and I really thought it would take longer for the public school system to corrupt him.
I don’t know if I can give up on the other platform if Matthew Pierce doesn’t come over here, too.
November 17, 2024 at 4:54 AM
I don’t know if I can give up on the other platform if Matthew Pierce doesn’t come over here, too.
My 2-year-old calls McDonald’s “Donald McMickle’s,” and it enrages my 4-year-old who knows his sister is wrong but can’t remember the real name.
November 13, 2024 at 8:04 PM
My 2-year-old calls McDonald’s “Donald McMickle’s,” and it enrages my 4-year-old who knows his sister is wrong but can’t remember the real name.