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❄️Kath Holiday Edition❄️
@kathnotkathy.bsky.social
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Episcopalian prophesying on behalf of the radically inclusive Kingdom of God. Southern Queer. Disabled & Neurodivergent. Married with pets. Avid reader. Big fan of the horror genre. I ruin Thanksgiving, but I make the house party.
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We went to a German Christmas market today and multiple people stopped me to ask where I found this and if there were more. Iove it 🥹 I had one as a kid. Brings back happy memories.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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My Boy Smells cyber Monday order is here 👀 my journey into perfume exploring/collecting continues! I got the doll mist (smells like Bratz dolls), Citrush (smells like poppers, don't do poppers, kids, brain damage is too risky), and sugar baby (floral and sugary) scents.
Perfums from the brand Boy Smells. A Bratz collaboration called Doll Mist, Citrush travel perfume, Citrush sniffer, and Sugar Baby travel perfume.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I should ask DeeDee, on my lap right now, what term she prefers lol.
A small, black, longhaired chihuahua sits curled up on my lap on the couch. I am wearing black sweatpants and you can see a Christmas themed pillow and a banana peel dog toy.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I am having a holly jolly lunch today because it is day 3 of waiting on the air conditioning check up and I don't believe it is happening.
An orange plate with avocado toast with everything bagel seasoning and a glass mug with Irish coffee with whipped cream and cinnamon sits on my stone counter top.
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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And yes, he is.
The current profile picture of article author Josh Greenblat, a white man, wearing glasses reflecting a screen and laying on some pillows. He is not smiling.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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And, yup. Of course. A single dude who hates pet parenthood and worries about marriage and birthrates because people prefer spending time with their dog to someone who uses the phrase normie unironically outside of highschool.
Screenshot from the article where I have highlighted, "normie judgement," and "I'm tempted to retaliate with divorce stats and prenup tips, buy that would only brand me as a bitter man bereft of love."
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Oh, fuck off. Some of us have abusive parents and the rest have enough love for our dogs and parents.
Screenshot from the article where I have highlighted "pets don't live forever," and "Unlike yoir parents, who are immortal."
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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This guy doesn't own a dog.
Screenshot from the article where I have highlighted "we lose out on the essential fulfillment of a connectiwe can't control" and, "but a dog can always be trained."
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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If your friend's eyes glaze over when you talk about your love life but light up when you talk about your dog it is because your dating life is an exhausting mess and they don't like the people you date, but your dog is awesome and likable, I hope this helps.
Screenshot from the article where I have highlighted "why your friends' eyes glaze over when you mention a breakup or layoff but light up when telling you how Milo's CBD paw massage eased his anxiety."
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Skill issue. This article repeatedly describes people bringing their dogs TO social events & joking about being obsessed with the dogs WITH loved ones.
Screenshot from the article where I have highlight "we are disintegrating social ties."
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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There's the birthrate propaganda.
Screenshot from the article where I have highlighted "And as pet ownership rates are rising, marriage and birth rates are falling" and "opting out of parenthood."
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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this is where I post from, if you even care 💅
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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I got myself a holly jolly mani.
A picture of my manicure, I have medium-long nails with shiny, glistening, gold glitter for the holidays.
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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#TouchPews with me today on the first Sunday of advent! Featuring the angel tree, at which I did NOT forget (again) to drop off the toys we picked out today, praise the Lord't. ⚓
My hand on a wooden pew. I am wearing a silver wedding band and black cardigan with light pink finger nails. You can see brick floor and pew books as well. A Christmas tree with lights and a start and paper angels with gift requests written on them surrounded by a pile of toys on a red, floral carpet at my church.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Connie is ready for Thanksgiving, and that makes one of us.
A cream and white Persian cat named Connie sits on a chair at the heat of a table and looks at the camera because she has been caught. The table is made up for Thanksgiving with a yellow plaid table cloth, pumpkin runner, and a candle holder. There are 10 chairs and a baby placement. A big window is in the background.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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#TouchPews with me today on Christ the King Sunday! ⚓
My hand touching a wooden pew. You can see the pews to my right and brick floors, white walls, and tall, clear glass windows in the sanctuary.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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#TouchPews with me! Twenty-third Sunday after Pentecost. ⚓
My hand touching a wooden pew. I am a white woman wearing a silver wedding band and I have a nude-pink manicure. You can see pew books and the pew in front of me.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Meet Shressica Shrimpson, my first Labubu.
A Labubu doll that is shamed like a piece of tempora shrimp with the Labubu face. It has a mischievous grin. I am holding it in my cat and you can see my pink sleeves, green thumbnail, and jeans. There are leaves outside the windows.
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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#TouchPews on a chilly Sunday morning with me! ⚓
My hand on a wooden pew. I have a green manicure and a silver wedding ring. You can see the altar in my parish with lit candles blurry in the background and some pew books and the pews in front of me and a brick floor.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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This was the perfect little fella to open today for being ✨depressed✨ because he is blue & in a little raincoat. Should I name him Moo Deng?
A Sonny Angel toy. He is a little, cherub style angel wearing a pale blue raincoat that had a hippopotamus head shaped hood. I am holding him in front of a wooden cabinet and I have green nails.
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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A picture of Kendrick Lamar performing at the Superbowl 2025 halftime show grinning and walking out so say, "Say, Drake..."
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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#TouchPews with me today on the day of the Commemoration of All Faithful Departed, the official celebration of All Saints Day at my Parish, and also my 4th wedding anniversary! ⚓
My hand touching a wooden pew. I have green nail Polish and a silver wedding ring and you can see the brick floor and pew books in the backs of the pews in view.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Today me and @smittywerb42.bsky.social celebrated our 4th wedding anniversary (official day is tomorrow) with our favorite fancy dinner and a movie.
Me and my husband's clasped hands over a menu. I have on my wedding and engagement rings and a silver bracelet. A poster for the movie "Bugonia" featuring Emma Stone with a shaved head with honey pouring over her face.
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I went trick-or-treating for the first time in my 30s! We passed out treats door to door in a friend's neighborhood and people gave us candy in return.
Me, a white woman with short, brunette hair and brown eyes with square glasses. I have on heavy eye makeup and glitter on my cheeks as I smile at the camera. I have on a candy corn headband, jack-o-lantern sweatshirt, pink axe earrings, and light-up ghost necklace. I have a green manicure and I am holding up an orange mini Trader Joe's bag full of candy.
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Halloween manicure! Brat green/toxic waste (neon green) for a fun vibe.
My manicure, a neon green with medium long nails in an oval shaoe. I am wearing an orange sweatshirt and I have the sleavea pulled up to my fingers to show the contrast.
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM