Kathleen Joy
@kathleenjoy.bsky.social
Funny girl (just don’t ask my mom)
First draft feelings
Please, 🤍 generously 😔🙏🏻
she / her
First draft feelings
Please, 🤍 generously 😔🙏🏻
she / her
Unfortunately for my roommate, I have the zoomies
July 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Unfortunately for my roommate, I have the zoomies
Q: oh my God, where are my keys? They’re not in my pocket!
A: they are in your hand
A: they are in your hand
May 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Q: oh my God, where are my keys? They’re not in my pocket!
A: they are in your hand
A: they are in your hand
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🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
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I understand the folks pushing for more action than a broad single day consumer boycott, but calling it stupid, ineffective, pointless, or anything similar has to be the most self-defeating tactic. You don't inspire people to act in anyone's best interest by telling them how dumb and weak they are.
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I understand the folks pushing for more action than a broad single day consumer boycott, but calling it stupid, ineffective, pointless, or anything similar has to be the most self-defeating tactic. You don't inspire people to act in anyone's best interest by telling them how dumb and weak they are.
Time for a complete Greek rewatch. Feel free to judge me but I’ll be over here having fun
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Time for a complete Greek rewatch. Feel free to judge me but I’ll be over here having fun
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Timeline cleanse. For those of you who don’t have a cat of your own parked on your chest this #Caturday morning, Marlowe offers you this POV with her compliments and best wishes.
January 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Timeline cleanse. For those of you who don’t have a cat of your own parked on your chest this #Caturday morning, Marlowe offers you this POV with her compliments and best wishes.
I may have just (not consensually) absorbed some Ted Lasso by osmosis (I fell asleep watching something else and it auto played). Thanks a lot, Apple TV+. “But it’s so good!” Good for it! That is none of my business!
January 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I may have just (not consensually) absorbed some Ted Lasso by osmosis (I fell asleep watching something else and it auto played). Thanks a lot, Apple TV+. “But it’s so good!” Good for it! That is none of my business!
If a man stops sharing location, so will I. Quid pro bro
January 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If a man stops sharing location, so will I. Quid pro bro
An ideal salad 🥗
Red wine vinaigrette
Sunflower seeds
Chickpeas
Parmesan
Romaine
Arugula
Quinoa
Carrot
Red wine vinaigrette
Sunflower seeds
Chickpeas
Parmesan
Romaine
Arugula
Quinoa
Carrot
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
An ideal salad 🥗
Red wine vinaigrette
Sunflower seeds
Chickpeas
Parmesan
Romaine
Arugula
Quinoa
Carrot
Red wine vinaigrette
Sunflower seeds
Chickpeas
Parmesan
Romaine
Arugula
Quinoa
Carrot
If I turned off the light in this bathroom, I could see the neighborhood’s fireworks through my skylight. I can definitely hear them. Why do they make some of them sound haunted?! Wavering minor key warbles.
January 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If I turned off the light in this bathroom, I could see the neighborhood’s fireworks through my skylight. I can definitely hear them. Why do they make some of them sound haunted?! Wavering minor key warbles.
It is bath time. Last bath of 2024
January 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It is bath time. Last bath of 2024
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"weird" is meaningless. pick someone who hates you and do something that would make them hate you more
November 17, 2024 at 7:53 PM
"weird" is meaningless. pick someone who hates you and do something that would make them hate you more
No one has bought the “biblically accurate angel” hat in my hometown antique store, in case anyone needs a fluffy abomination of the highest order
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
No one has bought the “biblically accurate angel” hat in my hometown antique store, in case anyone needs a fluffy abomination of the highest order
My roommate finally joined Bluesky (welcome) and said my user photo looks filtered. (It’s from a Zoom screenshot so uh yes, definitely it’s smoothed) I told them YES AND, I’m also wearing eyelash extensions in it. 😃
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
My roommate finally joined Bluesky (welcome) and said my user photo looks filtered. (It’s from a Zoom screenshot so uh yes, definitely it’s smoothed) I told them YES AND, I’m also wearing eyelash extensions in it. 😃
More people on TV shows should have pets! I want to see more animals on screen!
November 14, 2024 at 8:08 AM
More people on TV shows should have pets! I want to see more animals on screen!
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You don’t need to say “over *there*” or call it “the bad place.” You can just say “Twitter” like a normal person. Nothing bad will happen to you. This isn’t Candyman, and you’re in your mid-30s.
November 13, 2024 at 3:57 PM
You don’t need to say “over *there*” or call it “the bad place.” You can just say “Twitter” like a normal person. Nothing bad will happen to you. This isn’t Candyman, and you’re in your mid-30s.
Last night’s coping: hot toddies and cigarettes. Today’s coping: ice cream bar
November 7, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Last night’s coping: hot toddies and cigarettes. Today’s coping: ice cream bar
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anyway as i have said many times before if the state must reserve the right to kill as punishment for a crime the first candidates for that punishment should be crimes of public immiseration and crimes against public governance
In another case of voter intimidation, Ron DeSantis is sending investigators to the homes of people who signed a petition to put abortion on the ballot in Florida newrepublic.com/post/185704/...
September 8, 2024 at 3:28 AM
anyway as i have said many times before if the state must reserve the right to kill as punishment for a crime the first candidates for that punishment should be crimes of public immiseration and crimes against public governance
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I just saw my first cyber truck. I shouldn't be around ugly things.
August 26, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I just saw my first cyber truck. I shouldn't be around ugly things.
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Oh no where's Tipsy a mystery
August 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Oh no where's Tipsy a mystery
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gender is a performance and while i'm not breaking any new ground in the genre critics and audiences agree it's worth the price of admission
gender is a performance & I mostly ad-lib
gender is a performance and sorry but this one’s cancelled, no refunds
August 16, 2024 at 1:53 AM
gender is a performance and while i'm not breaking any new ground in the genre critics and audiences agree it's worth the price of admission
I got a very popular handbag and it has gotten like five compliments so far in two days. I get it, I get it! People like it!
May 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I got a very popular handbag and it has gotten like five compliments so far in two days. I get it, I get it! People like it!
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went to the grocery store with four things on my list and let the holy spirit guide my hand (i am good on snacks for several weeks)
May 23, 2024 at 10:31 PM
went to the grocery store with four things on my list and let the holy spirit guide my hand (i am good on snacks for several weeks)
Friday nights in >
April 13, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Friday nights in >
Soooooo I recently got a lymphatic drainage massage and I couldn’t stop smiling afterward, for several hours. Instant fan
March 28, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Soooooo I recently got a lymphatic drainage massage and I couldn’t stop smiling afterward, for several hours. Instant fan