Kath Keyes
@kathkeyesbooks.bsky.social
Baby Author & Book Fool
World-Class Yearner
🍉🇵🇸 FDT & Anti-AI
World-Class Yearner
🍉🇵🇸 FDT & Anti-AI
I just realized I bought my dream boots and haven’t left my house since
October 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I just realized I bought my dream boots and haven’t left my house since
Last time I knew exactly why this happened. This time? This time I am clueless. I haven’t even really been posting, just reposting shit
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Last time I knew exactly why this happened. This time? This time I am clueless. I haven’t even really been posting, just reposting shit
Casual reminder to get your flu shot - lessen the risks of contracting the flu AS WELL AS risk of it turning into a very serious secondary infection &/or Guillain-Barré
From your local panicked youngest sister who is tired of getting the “I’m in the hospital” call every 3 months from their siblings
From your local panicked youngest sister who is tired of getting the “I’m in the hospital” call every 3 months from their siblings
October 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Casual reminder to get your flu shot - lessen the risks of contracting the flu AS WELL AS risk of it turning into a very serious secondary infection &/or Guillain-Barré
From your local panicked youngest sister who is tired of getting the “I’m in the hospital” call every 3 months from their siblings
From your local panicked youngest sister who is tired of getting the “I’m in the hospital” call every 3 months from their siblings
I’ve been getting some interesting looks walking around non-Book Harvest spaces in the hotel today, but haven’t been able to figure out why.
And then remembered I’m wearing this 💀
And then remembered I’m wearing this 💀
October 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ve been getting some interesting looks walking around non-Book Harvest spaces in the hotel today, but haven’t been able to figure out why.
And then remembered I’m wearing this 💀
And then remembered I’m wearing this 💀
Book Harvest timeeeeeee
October 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Book Harvest timeeeeeee
“Bookharvest snuck up on me!” Ah yes, the plans I’ve had in place for a minimum of 5 months have snuck up on me 💀 one day I’m gonna be relaxing two days before a trip instead of doing a marathon of laundry and frantically packing
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Bookharvest snuck up on me!” Ah yes, the plans I’ve had in place for a minimum of 5 months have snuck up on me 💀 one day I’m gonna be relaxing two days before a trip instead of doing a marathon of laundry and frantically packing
I’m not a Lynx fan, but I will always be a Napheesa Collier fan 👑
September 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m not a Lynx fan, but I will always be a Napheesa Collier fan 👑
But WHY are you in my HOUSE???
(I am still absolutely terrified of birds, as it turns out)
(I am still absolutely terrified of birds, as it turns out)
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
But WHY are you in my HOUSE???
(I am still absolutely terrified of birds, as it turns out)
(I am still absolutely terrified of birds, as it turns out)
My mom just spent 10 minutes explaining what DMs are and it might be the funniest thing that’s happened to me this month.
Oh, Martha.
Oh, Martha.
September 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My mom just spent 10 minutes explaining what DMs are and it might be the funniest thing that’s happened to me this month.
Oh, Martha.
Oh, Martha.
Oh we’re so back
September 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh we’re so back
It’s not often that I read a sentence that makes me put my phone down and contemplate the choice I’ve made, but oh boy is tonight one of those times
September 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It’s not often that I read a sentence that makes me put my phone down and contemplate the choice I’ve made, but oh boy is tonight one of those times
It’s very stupid that taking a walk makes my brain make better words. Or at least it makes me feel like the words are better.
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s very stupid that taking a walk makes my brain make better words. Or at least it makes me feel like the words are better.
Reposted by Kath Keyes
This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
I’m going to try and use this more for actual content and not just screaming but I’m also getting over being sick so there is no actual content rn
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m going to try and use this more for actual content and not just screaming but I’m also getting over being sick so there is no actual content rn
Why would I go to a salon when I could mix every bottle of black hair dye that lives under my sink & make myself stress cry 33 hours before I have to leave for a convention? Surely nothing can go wrong with this plan.
August 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Why would I go to a salon when I could mix every bottle of black hair dye that lives under my sink & make myself stress cry 33 hours before I have to leave for a convention? Surely nothing can go wrong with this plan.
I leave for DragonCon in 37 hours and I’m staring at my empty suitcase like
a man with a mustache is sitting in a red car
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in a red car
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I leave for DragonCon in 37 hours and I’m staring at my empty suitcase like
Everyone send some kind thoughts to Tomorrow Kath who has to edit whatever nonsense 4-Glasses-Of-Wine-Drunk Kath has word vomited into this document tonight pls & ty
April 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Everyone send some kind thoughts to Tomorrow Kath who has to edit whatever nonsense 4-Glasses-Of-Wine-Drunk Kath has word vomited into this document tonight pls & ty
It’s officially writing sad poetry in my notes app hours over here, folks
April 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s officially writing sad poetry in my notes app hours over here, folks
I’m sick and I’ve redownloaded the sims so I’m not getting anything done this weekend
April 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m sick and I’ve redownloaded the sims so I’m not getting anything done this weekend
Reposted by Kath Keyes
If you're protesting tomorrow:
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
February 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you're protesting tomorrow:
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
Reposted by Kath Keyes
unfortunately tapping the sign again
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
unfortunately tapping the sign again
My sibling has a ton of clients today, so I’m playing reporter and texting them breaking WNBA free agency news
February 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My sibling has a ton of clients today, so I’m playing reporter and texting them breaking WNBA free agency news
What if I abandon all my other projects and just write a sapphic volleyball romance? What if?
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What if I abandon all my other projects and just write a sapphic volleyball romance? What if?
I cannot promise how active I’ll be, but here’s yet another social media of mine
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I cannot promise how active I’ll be, but here’s yet another social media of mine
Reposted by Kath Keyes
personally i plan on being a huge bitch about it until i die. we'll be eating expired kidney beans in the climate-ravaged ruins of a wegmans and i'll be like "well i hope those AI pictures of cats made out of bread were fucking worth it brittney"
People are like "the genie is out of the bottle with AI so we'll all have to live with it." No it isn't. No we won't. That isn't true
January 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
personally i plan on being a huge bitch about it until i die. we'll be eating expired kidney beans in the climate-ravaged ruins of a wegmans and i'll be like "well i hope those AI pictures of cats made out of bread were fucking worth it brittney"