Janeway
@katejaneway35.bsky.social
Linguist. Data enthusiast. Cat admirer.
I once won pub trivia because I knew how many people are mentioned in the 'rap' part of Madonna's Vogue. So I've got that going for me.
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I once won pub trivia because I knew how many people are mentioned in the 'rap' part of Madonna's Vogue. So I've got that going for me.
If you have the capacity to look in a mirror when your biases are removed from the reflection, chatgpt is the perfect therapist. Look at how ridiculous you are. Look at how inconsistent you are.
August 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you have the capacity to look in a mirror when your biases are removed from the reflection, chatgpt is the perfect therapist. Look at how ridiculous you are. Look at how inconsistent you are.
I told chatgpt to just respond with "what the actual fuck" to everything I say because it's appropriate 99% of the time. It obliged. This is great service.
August 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I told chatgpt to just respond with "what the actual fuck" to everything I say because it's appropriate 99% of the time. It obliged. This is great service.
Je ne veux pas travailler... Je veux seulement oublier. Et puis, je fume.
August 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Je ne veux pas travailler... Je veux seulement oublier. Et puis, je fume.
Remember when the phone ringing or the door bell dinging wasn't the most awful thing ever?
Time to acknowledge we don't want other people in our lives.
Time to acknowledge we don't want other people in our lives.
August 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Remember when the phone ringing or the door bell dinging wasn't the most awful thing ever?
Time to acknowledge we don't want other people in our lives.
Time to acknowledge we don't want other people in our lives.
My cat is making dagger-biscuits on my neck. It hurts, but I love him, so here we are.
August 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My cat is making dagger-biscuits on my neck. It hurts, but I love him, so here we are.
If you don't know about squeaky cheese from Quebec, you're missing out.
August 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If you don't know about squeaky cheese from Quebec, you're missing out.
It has been at least 90f since like March. I'm sick of it! Oh how I long for the "cold" days of February of 40f.
Fucking Texas.
Fucking Texas.
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It has been at least 90f since like March. I'm sick of it! Oh how I long for the "cold" days of February of 40f.
Fucking Texas.
Fucking Texas.
It is someone's job to paint that asshole's face with Cheeto dust every day. I want to hear from them.
August 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It is someone's job to paint that asshole's face with Cheeto dust every day. I want to hear from them.
My son found my old Gameboy Pocket at my childhood home (where my dad still lives). Now I'm on Amazon, and telling myself NOT to buy a refurbished N64. I want it so bad! I miss snowboard kids!
July 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My son found my old Gameboy Pocket at my childhood home (where my dad still lives). Now I'm on Amazon, and telling myself NOT to buy a refurbished N64. I want it so bad! I miss snowboard kids!
Céline Dion is my favorite person that I have never met. 10/10. Fantastic.
July 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Céline Dion is my favorite person that I have never met. 10/10. Fantastic.
The greatest thing since sliced bread is "Skip Intro" on streaming services.
We should update the saying.
We should update the saying.
July 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The greatest thing since sliced bread is "Skip Intro" on streaming services.
We should update the saying.
We should update the saying.
Me ::: vacuums the house::::
Cat: Thank you for cleaning my barf surface. I will barf again now.
Cat: Thank you for cleaning my barf surface. I will barf again now.
July 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Me ::: vacuums the house::::
Cat: Thank you for cleaning my barf surface. I will barf again now.
Cat: Thank you for cleaning my barf surface. I will barf again now.
I want to buy my son skateboard shoes so we can be cool wearing them together, but I don't know if Gen Alpha kids call each other 'poser'
July 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I want to buy my son skateboard shoes so we can be cool wearing them together, but I don't know if Gen Alpha kids call each other 'poser'
I ate flamin' hot Cheetos for dinner, so don't take anything I say too seriously
July 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I ate flamin' hot Cheetos for dinner, so don't take anything I say too seriously
I'm starting to feel like maybe non-earthlings are actually running the world. Because I cannot fathom actual human beings behaving the way our leaders are behaving. It blows my mind. I have never felt so absolutely stunned by human behavior. How are we the same? We have nothing in common but thumbs
July 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm starting to feel like maybe non-earthlings are actually running the world. Because I cannot fathom actual human beings behaving the way our leaders are behaving. It blows my mind. I have never felt so absolutely stunned by human behavior. How are we the same? We have nothing in common but thumbs
I love when dogs do tippy-tappies
July 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I love when dogs do tippy-tappies
We all know he's on the list. What now? Would anything actually happen if the documents were released?
July 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We all know he's on the list. What now? Would anything actually happen if the documents were released?
My cat has been laying somewhat near me for the past hour. He's been purring loudly the whole time. This is wonderful.
July 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My cat has been laying somewhat near me for the past hour. He's been purring loudly the whole time. This is wonderful.
Gardein's 'be'f crumbles' is remarkably inferior to Impossible's "ground beef". Taco Tuesday is ruined. Ruined!
July 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Gardein's 'be'f crumbles' is remarkably inferior to Impossible's "ground beef". Taco Tuesday is ruined. Ruined!
Please be advised: green is whorish.
July 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Please be advised: green is whorish.
When it comes to data wrangling in R, I'm a fricken cowboy, baybay!
When it comes to formatting tables with latex...well...I swear a lot at chatgpt for not helping me adequately.
When it comes to formatting tables with latex...well...I swear a lot at chatgpt for not helping me adequately.
July 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When it comes to data wrangling in R, I'm a fricken cowboy, baybay!
When it comes to formatting tables with latex...well...I swear a lot at chatgpt for not helping me adequately.
When it comes to formatting tables with latex...well...I swear a lot at chatgpt for not helping me adequately.
A cat purring in your vicinity is an indicator that your life is going ok, perhaps better than ok.
July 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A cat purring in your vicinity is an indicator that your life is going ok, perhaps better than ok.
I often remind my kitties, more kisses less hisses, and that if they want to play, put the claws away. Cats don't respond positively to rhyme, but that won't stop me.
July 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I often remind my kitties, more kisses less hisses, and that if they want to play, put the claws away. Cats don't respond positively to rhyme, but that won't stop me.
Why wasn't the Access Hollywood audio enough to convince people he's a sexual predator?
July 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why wasn't the Access Hollywood audio enough to convince people he's a sexual predator?