Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
@katanan-mpsp.bsky.social
‼️COMPTE PARODIQUE | PARODY ACCOUNT
She/ her/ Elle 🌨️❄️🐻❄️
Parti Polaire (PPC)
Députée de Gatineau | MP for Gatineau
She/ her/ Elle 🌨️❄️🐻❄️
Parti Polaire (PPC)
Députée de Gatineau | MP for Gatineau
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Canada, meet your future Finance Minister and your…Future Shadow Finance Minister.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Canada, meet your future Finance Minister and your…Future Shadow Finance Minister.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
🇨🇦❄️🇨🇦
Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
🇨🇦❄️🇨🇦
Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
🇨🇦❄️🇨🇦
Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
🇨🇦❄️🇨🇦
Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Polars are ready to Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs. 🇨🇦🥶
•••
Les Polaires sont prêts à Couper la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🇨🇦🥶
•••
Les Polaires sont prêts à Couper la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🇨🇦🥶
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Polars are ready to Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs. 🇨🇦🥶
•••
Les Polaires sont prêts à Couper la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🇨🇦🥶
•••
Les Polaires sont prêts à Couper la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🇨🇦🥶
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
••
Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
••
Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
••
Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
••
Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
La seule plateforme qui garantira au Canada toute la Fraîcheur qu’il mérite!
The only plateforme that will garantie Canada the coolness it deserves!
#Jevotepolaire #IvotePolar @polarmpsp.bsky.social
The only plateforme that will garantie Canada the coolness it deserves!
#Jevotepolaire #IvotePolar @polarmpsp.bsky.social
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
••
Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
••
Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
La seule plateforme qui garantira au Canada toute la Fraîcheur qu’il mérite!
The only plateforme that will garantie Canada the coolness it deserves!
#Jevotepolaire #IvotePolar @polarmpsp.bsky.social
The only plateforme that will garantie Canada the coolness it deserves!
#Jevotepolaire #IvotePolar @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
---
Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
---
Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
---
Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
---
Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Getting to the North Pole mustn’t take more than 6-7 hours 🚫
Visiting it is as much as a basic human right than the right to be adequately housed in an igloo.
RAISE THE RAIL 🚂
BUILD THE IGLOOS 🧊
Visiting it is as much as a basic human right than the right to be adequately housed in an igloo.
RAISE THE RAIL 🚂
BUILD THE IGLOOS 🧊
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
---
Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
---
Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Getting to the North Pole mustn’t take more than 6-7 hours 🚫
Visiting it is as much as a basic human right than the right to be adequately housed in an igloo.
RAISE THE RAIL 🚂
BUILD THE IGLOOS 🧊
Visiting it is as much as a basic human right than the right to be adequately housed in an igloo.
RAISE THE RAIL 🚂
BUILD THE IGLOOS 🧊
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
As we approach this election, I implore you to reflect on how such a significant part of our nation lacks the icy presence of winter for most of the year.
This cannot continue.
Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
This cannot continue.
Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
As we approach this election, I implore you to reflect on how such a significant part of our nation lacks the icy presence of winter for most of the year.
This cannot continue.
Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
This cannot continue.
Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
“Freedom” star, how about “free”ing those files “dom”?
The people didn’t ask for an uncontrolled and more importantly, unfrozen debt that the Jedi Party promises, we want truth and responsible finance!
The PPC will follow’s the People of Canada’s will.
🚨RELEASE THE FILES
🧊FREEZE THE DEBT
The people didn’t ask for an uncontrolled and more importantly, unfrozen debt that the Jedi Party promises, we want truth and responsible finance!
The PPC will follow’s the People of Canada’s will.
🚨RELEASE THE FILES
🧊FREEZE THE DEBT
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
October 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Freedom” star, how about “free”ing those files “dom”?
The people didn’t ask for an uncontrolled and more importantly, unfrozen debt that the Jedi Party promises, we want truth and responsible finance!
The PPC will follow’s the People of Canada’s will.
🚨RELEASE THE FILES
🧊FREEZE THE DEBT
The people didn’t ask for an uncontrolled and more importantly, unfrozen debt that the Jedi Party promises, we want truth and responsible finance!
The PPC will follow’s the People of Canada’s will.
🚨RELEASE THE FILES
🧊FREEZE THE DEBT
Throwback to when the media wasn’t biased. (Hint: when pingouins could fly)
A polar government will ensure your tax dollars fund the coldest most accurate news!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social #votepolar
A polar government will ensure your tax dollars fund the coldest most accurate news!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social #votepolar
🚨BREAKING🚨
POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!
WAKE UP, PATRIOTS
POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!
WAKE UP, PATRIOTS
Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼
✌🏼
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Throwback to when the media wasn’t biased. (Hint: when pingouins could fly)
A polar government will ensure your tax dollars fund the coldest most accurate news!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social #votepolar
A polar government will ensure your tax dollars fund the coldest most accurate news!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social #votepolar
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Skate Your Way to a Better Canada!
❄️ PPC believes it's time Canadians stopped walking and started gliding. That’s why we promise Canadians Nationwide Accessible Canals!
❄️ PPC believes it's time Canadians stopped walking and started gliding. That’s why we promise Canadians Nationwide Accessible Canals!
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Skate Your Way to a Better Canada!
❄️ PPC believes it's time Canadians stopped walking and started gliding. That’s why we promise Canadians Nationwide Accessible Canals!
❄️ PPC believes it's time Canadians stopped walking and started gliding. That’s why we promise Canadians Nationwide Accessible Canals!
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Polars will get it done. 🥶🇨🇦
•••
Les Polaires s’en chargeront. 🥶🇨🇦
•••
Les Polaires s’en chargeront. 🥶🇨🇦
October 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Polars will get it done. 🥶🇨🇦
•••
Les Polaires s’en chargeront. 🥶🇨🇦
•••
Les Polaires s’en chargeront. 🥶🇨🇦
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Nous investissons dans la crise du logement.
Nous construisons des igloos modulaires, donne des milliers de bons emplois de construction, ont les expédions vers le nord et les installons au Nunavut.
Ont bâti Canada plus froid, une igloo par fois.
Autorisé par l’agent officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
Nous construisons des igloos modulaires, donne des milliers de bons emplois de construction, ont les expédions vers le nord et les installons au Nunavut.
Ont bâti Canada plus froid, une igloo par fois.
Autorisé par l’agent officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
October 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Nous investissons dans la crise du logement.
Nous construisons des igloos modulaires, donne des milliers de bons emplois de construction, ont les expédions vers le nord et les installons au Nunavut.
Ont bâti Canada plus froid, une igloo par fois.
Autorisé par l’agent officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
Nous construisons des igloos modulaires, donne des milliers de bons emplois de construction, ont les expédions vers le nord et les installons au Nunavut.
Ont bâti Canada plus froid, une igloo par fois.
Autorisé par l’agent officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Joignez-vous à nous pour la soirée « Femmes en politique » le mercredi 8 octobre à 19h au Café Omni! Venez entendre un panel de femmes politiques partager leurs expériences, rencontrer des conférencières et fonctionnaires, et échanger autour d’un repas convivial avec les membres de la MPSP!
October 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Joignez-vous à nous pour la soirée « Femmes en politique » le mercredi 8 octobre à 19h au Café Omni! Venez entendre un panel de femmes politiques partager leurs expériences, rencontrer des conférencières et fonctionnaires, et échanger autour d’un repas convivial avec les membres de la MPSP!
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.
Clearly the PPC doesn’t know about the far superior and versatile speeder. With the speeder we can traverse more than just snow and ice.
..
Clairement le PPC ne sais rien sur le meilleur speeder. Avec le speeder nous pouvons traverser plus que seulement la glace et la neige.
..
Clairement le PPC ne sais rien sur le meilleur speeder. Avec le speeder nous pouvons traverser plus que seulement la glace et la neige.
October 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
••
Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
••
Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
October 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
••
Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
••
Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
The choice is clear.
•••
Le choix est clair.
•••
Le choix est clair.
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The choice is clear.
•••
Le choix est clair.
•••
Le choix est clair.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
When the Jedi Party realizes Canadians are voting Polar instead.
October 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When the Jedi Party realizes Canadians are voting Polar instead.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Only a POLAR GOVERNMENT will protect our borders. 🇨🇦
•••
Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦
•••
Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦
September 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Only a POLAR GOVERNMENT will protect our borders. 🇨🇦
•••
Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦
•••
Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
After much deliberation, I am proud to announce I am running as a candidate for @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the upcoming federal election. The ice age is here 🙏🙏
a man in a blue shirt stands on a soccer field with peacock written on the bottom
ALT: a man in a blue shirt stands on a soccer field with peacock written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
After much deliberation, I am proud to announce I am running as a candidate for @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the upcoming federal election. The ice age is here 🙏🙏
Very well said! The Polar party is the only one that truly puts Canada first!
This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?
October 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Very well said! The Polar party is the only one that truly puts Canada first!
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
Build, Baby, Build. 🇨🇦 A Polar Government will create a new Build Canada Igloos agency that will build affordable Igloos at scale.
❄️🛖❄️
Bâtissons, Bébé, Bâtissons. 🇨🇦 Un gouvernement Polaire créera une nouvelle agence Igloos Canada, qui bâtira des igloos abordables à grande échelle.
❄️🛖❄️
Bâtissons, Bébé, Bâtissons. 🇨🇦 Un gouvernement Polaire créera une nouvelle agence Igloos Canada, qui bâtira des igloos abordables à grande échelle.
September 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Build, Baby, Build. 🇨🇦 A Polar Government will create a new Build Canada Igloos agency that will build affordable Igloos at scale.
❄️🛖❄️
Bâtissons, Bébé, Bâtissons. 🇨🇦 Un gouvernement Polaire créera une nouvelle agence Igloos Canada, qui bâtira des igloos abordables à grande échelle.
❄️🛖❄️
Bâtissons, Bébé, Bâtissons. 🇨🇦 Un gouvernement Polaire créera une nouvelle agence Igloos Canada, qui bâtira des igloos abordables à grande échelle.
Reposted by Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P.
My name is Jabari, and I am so proud to announce that I will be running as an MP for the Polar Party of Canada! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Our Party prioritizes Canadians first and foremost, and our message is simple: Snow Days. Cold Winters. White Christmases. Forever.
Join our Party now!
Our Party prioritizes Canadians first and foremost, and our message is simple: Snow Days. Cold Winters. White Christmases. Forever.
Join our Party now!
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My name is Jabari, and I am so proud to announce that I will be running as an MP for the Polar Party of Canada! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Our Party prioritizes Canadians first and foremost, and our message is simple: Snow Days. Cold Winters. White Christmases. Forever.
Join our Party now!
Our Party prioritizes Canadians first and foremost, and our message is simple: Snow Days. Cold Winters. White Christmases. Forever.
Join our Party now!