Alright knuckleheads, I'll remind you again.

My husband is Emperor. I just keep it together while he's away.

This salvaged heap of space junk is the flagship of the fleet.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Go fight out your frustrations in the pumpkin patch, with the pumpkins as weapons.

I'm going to literally knock some sense into Gabe’s asshole brother.

Has anyone seen my blender?

Someone broke into my quarters and stole it.

Today was the day I wanted to stick a straw in the pitcher…

Oh, @gabriellorca-mu.bsky.social !

I'll share!

I hope @gabriellorca-mu.bsky.social likes these nails.

I promise to be gentle with certain parts of you, but your back is fair game to be clawed.