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Engineer. Traveler. Photographer of bacon. Rescuer of dogs. And puncher of bears.
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Time for a discussion of Absement. Unless you are a fan of classical dynamics, a materials scientist, or design PID controllers, you've probably never heard of the term. It's the time integral of displacement, a measure of sustained displacement of an object from a fixed position, SI units of m⋅s.
*slowly slides PBJ under seat*
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Tump confesses to using an autopen —
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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This is Nazism. And the only reason some folks cannot see it is because they, themselves, are also dangerous fascists. This may be the most un-American statement ever uttered by a man currently serving as co-President of the United States. It spits in the face of everything America is.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Do we need to point out that a permanent pause is not a pause?
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1719
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I see from my timeline that today's the day lots of Americans like to celebrate with a turkey.

I trust this suffices?
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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bring back Pogs and call it flypto
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Don’t forget that *Trump’s own lawyer’s argument* to the Supreme Court in the immunity case was that the check on the President using his immunity to order criminal acts was that those under him would not follow illegal orders. Now it’s a crime for lawmakers to remind servicemembers of that?
The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.

But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Overheard just now: “I’ll have the Old Fashioned—not the Wisconsin one, the good one.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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For information, this is what the US court martial rules provide for in respect of the (un)lawfulness of an order.

jsc.defense.gov/Portals/99/2...
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.

But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
While I generally love living in "Small town America"[tm], there are times it can be both a delight and an annoyance at the same time.

A good example is the annual Thanksgiving Pie Sale at a local village Library (village to remain anonymous).

It's $20 a pie, first-come, first-served.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
However, we need to recycle the old junior high prank. Anyone have a bunch of “press here to hear an urgent message from Karoline Leavitt” stickers?
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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In Iceland people really do go out and collect puffins, because they get confused by the streetlights and come inland, and they need rounding up/popping in cardboard boxes and taking to the beach. planetforward.org/story/puffin...
Protecting puffins in Iceland - Planet Forward
As the puffin population in Iceland continues to face threats from hunting, conservation efforts see locals coming together to help.
planetforward.org
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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"An MPR News journalist was among those hit by less-lethal munitions and taken from the scene by ambulance."
Another federal agent operation in St. Paul draws large crowds of protesters
Gov. Tim Walz said state officials were monitoring a “chaotic” situation “and working to understand what unfolded. We received no heads up from federal authorities on this operation.”
www.mprnews.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thus starts the descent into madness. Next we'll need to break out the trombones, with sack-butt players glissando-ing openly, public opinion be damned.

(I actually kinda want to see a parade of brass players taunting ICE...)
Did not think to pack my tuba in my emergency response bag. Kicking myself.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Did not think to pack my tuba in my emergency response bag. Kicking myself.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Sharing my #OffbeatEats review of the Mai-Kai in Ft Lauderdale. A remnant of the mid-century era of Polynesian Escapism, the Mai-Kai remains a top destination for Tiki cocktails and escapism, and offer's one of America's longest running Polynesian dinner shows!

offbeateats.org/2025/11/mai-...
Mai-Kai Restaurant (Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
As I mentioned a few years back in a review of Tiki Underground a few years ago, “Tiki” in the United States had an interesting history: starting in the early 20th century in California and Hawaii (e....
offbeateats.org
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Columbo: Let me get this straight, sir. You put the lime in the coconut, and then you shook it all up?

Rich guy: correct, detective. We've been doing it this way since my father founded the company

Columbo: my wife, she loves coconuts and limes, but she says mixing em gives her a belly ache
June 15, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Hey, it's a good job the United States of America isn't a country built entirely on the back of mass migration ... because if it was... oh wait
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Open sourced Zork today opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11... and ran it on a swarm of containers in the cloud 😂
Preserving code that shaped generations: Zork I, II, and III go Open Source
Microsoft’s Open Source Programs Office (OSPO), Team Xbox, and Activision are making Zork I, Zork II, and Zork III available under the MIT License.
opensource.microsoft.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM