if you can get your hands on it, the barista oat milk is actually SO good in coffees and teas

if I ever drink almond milk voluntarily and happily, take one of those bolt guns they use on cows and put it between my eyes tyvm

oat milk tastes like the milk in your bowl after cereal or just vaguely like a cookie

almond milk tastes like milk in the same way the scribbles you made with your eyes closed looks like the Arc de Triomphe

this might be a disservice to napkins, actually

at least a napkin would be wet bc it did its job and cleaned a mess up

apparently most of the people that were familiar with the tech don't work at the company anymore and they've lost the documentation too :(

I want to be like Tchaikovsky and his patron who just paid him to do whatever he wanted as long as they didn't meet and on the occasions where they met by accident, she never spoke to him

which like. slay, I want that for me

what do you mean they reunited for the first time in ten years and the first thing he said was "Vhenan" what do you mean by that. Am i supposed to be normal about that? How am I supposed to be normal about that? what do you mean ten years passed and it didn't matter? they were together again

oh my god SAME??? I remember writing an 80k fanfic back in the day and nearly half of my DA art folder is Solavellan like please 😭 I'm descending into hell again

the other half of my soul is consumed by Johnny Silverhand/V content so I think I just have A Thing TM for enemies to lovers/lovers to enemies dynamics in media

is this a character fault? maybe. Will I do anything about it? Probably not

you. you're onto something. idk what it is yet but i like the direction and we should get investors on this

i'm consistent

catch my 5'3" ass gnawing at his ankles if I ever meet him

hello hello!