I can't read. I can't write. I don't know what math is. All because of my devastating lack of pegs.

This is the face of the true Guardian of hell. Completely remorseless, for her duty is not bound to the whims of mortals

My health was low because the level completely lags sometimes and I had fallen into the sand a bunch of times so I had 5 hp left.
I was racing for the exit when suddenly my cat jumps into my hand and presses the ground slam key and I fucking die. It was my 8373th attempt and it was 3 am and I just f