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Antifa Co., Inc.
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I am the domestic terror organization that burned the entire city of Seattle to the ground. And I'll do it again. You found me, but you can't stop me.

Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.
These are the kinds of gains you can get when you don't skip nose day.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A fire in the master's house is set.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy Harper's Ferry Day to all who celebrate!

Be the John Brown you want to see in the world.
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you don't know, these are the actual skeletons of Grover Krantz, and his Irish Wolfhound, Clyde. Krantz was a physical anthropologist, a bigfoot fanatic, and an avid photographer who took thousands of photos for the Smithsonian Institutions. He requested that his remains be displayed in this way
September 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The iconic Glock 17 pistol is so named because it was the first product to incorporate Gaston Glock's 17th patent (part of the spring control mechanism). If we extend this logic to Glock's other products . . . behold the Glock 1.
September 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Speaking of assassinations . . . it's the anniversary of one actually worth mourning. Allende was assassinated by the U.S. government on September 11, 1973 for the terrible crime of being a duly elected president of a nation of brown people and also a socialist.
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!

*deep breath*

AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Fun fact:

My dog, this adorable doofus, cannot walk and chew at the same time. If she is given a treat while on a walk, we must come to a complete stop while she finishes the treat. If she is forced to walk while chewing, the food will simply fall out of her mouth.
September 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Post a meme made by you:
August 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
August 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Something like this.

The possible secret bases are in blue.
July 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I've created a diagram to help everyone out. The areas within the field of play in white are where the secret base can be.
July 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Speaking of megafauna, allow me to introduce you to my neck of the woods - the only place on earth with both alligators and crocodiles:
May 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Also, they bleed when they shed their antler velvet, which makes them look like they just murdered a family of five.
May 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Can I count the light dusting Christopher Reeves gets in Superman III when he's evil as a comic book character's facial hair?
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
April 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
April 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The pizza place down the street had a pinball machine and one of these:
March 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is my favorite representation of the Minotaur myth because it's clear that both Theseus and Minotaur could just stand up straight and see right over the walls of the Labyrinth, so it seems more like they're playing hide and seek.
March 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Shopper with arms overfull of recently purchased toys and anime:
"However will I get back to my distant hometown with all of this high-quality merchadise?!"

Shopkeeper:
March 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Meanwhile, we've increased average global temperatures by over 1 degree in *checks notes* about a century.
February 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
February 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM