Karl Keyton
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Karl Keyton
@karlkeyton.bsky.social
Tech/IT in Portland

He/Him
Having 100-year calamities every year seems like a serious problem
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I beg your pardon but my Canadian lover's husband's name is Dylan Butts
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I have far more siblings that aren't even children of my parents than the one that I have by blood

Are these people stupid or just narrow-minded
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm white AF and I'm not ashamed to say that my fellow white people are dumb fucking people
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Absurd comparison, those musicians were able to taste the sweet relief of death in only 2 hours
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
They should let his interpreter throw a few innings next
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The punishment for being unable to play baseball is being forced to play all of the baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Maybe the Jays are hoping he'll end their suffering
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
If it goes on long enough the Dodgers ball-girls get to pitch
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Oh they stopped selling food and beverages of any kind a while ago too

I think once you hit 14 innings they should let fans DoorDash refreshments right to their seats
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Inning 18 and they can start calling up reserve players from the AAA franchise
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
At 14 innings they should reopen the concessions and provide free beer
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
At what point do they have to start bringing the original lineup back onto the field
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM