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Karl Keyton
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Tech/IT in Portland

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Is this Hell?
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Remain perplexed by the niche of people on here who will readily admit that Israel is extremely far right, prefers Republicans, and has been committing mass murder in an arbitrary manner for a long time now but who still insist the bear hug was a reasonable policy suite.
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The best parallel I can think of is the Nixonian approach to South Africa which was premised on the totally falsifiable belief that giving the apartheid regime the unlimited suite of unconditional support would make it more likely that the White leadership would moderate.
Remain perplexed by the niche of people on here who will readily admit that Israel is extremely far right, prefers Republicans, and has been committing mass murder in an arbitrary manner for a long time now but who still insist the bear hug was a reasonable policy suite.
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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LMAO someone in watercolor class is talking about how she dated a man whose parents escaped Cuba because they were wealthy and being persecuted for it
October 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm really starting to dislike that asshole
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Lia Smith, a transgender athlete who was on Middlebury's swimming and diving team, was just found dead by suicide this week.
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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If this goes where most marginalized folks think its gonna go & youre on here telling us that we **HAVE** to vote for him to get things back to “normalcy” when elections roll around I will block you like lightning b/c nothing will ever get me to support this heifer & screw you for thinking we should
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Unbelievable
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.

Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Interviewer: how do you feel about your performance

Ohtani: Fuck off I have to pitch tomorrow don't you have a family to go home to

*pause*

Interpreter: I feel great
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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they let me spend 2 hours hanging out with him since it was empty at 2 am and we watched his Bird videos and cuddled 🥹

it was very nice I miss him horribly again already
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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I reposted this in the 12th.
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I sure made a wise choice starting the replay of this game just around the time I figured it would've been over
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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“Well, it’s the top of the inning…again…”
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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the year is 2047. water is currency. emperor dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson is humankind’s last hope against the army of octopus that walked out of the seas three years ago. the dodgers and blue jays are starting the 17,432nd inning of game 3 of the 2025 world series.
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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📣THREAD: It’s surprising to me that so many people were surprised to learn that Signal runs partly on AWS (something we can do because we use encryption to make sure no one but you–not AWS, not Signal, not anyone–can access your comms).

It’s also concerning. 1/
PSA: we're aware that Signal is down for some people. This appears to be related to a major AWS outage. Stand by.
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Folks, Maya’s cat Eggs is in the hospital and facing surgery. It’s such a traumatic time. Let’s help ease some of the stress and help her with funding.
If you can help in any way or would like to buy anything I sell (check the links in my bio) I'd be very grateful.

The pinned item is 1/5 the cost of what I've already put out for the ER/x rays/blood tests.

If it gets filled, I'll add another one.
Thank you.

Shares also appreciated!
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October 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Other candidates can't do this because they don't actually care what we want. Think of how many town halls reps refuse to do. Think about how much derision some reps showed for constituents when they did do town halls. think about how Schumer invented a fictional couple rather than talk to people.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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i feel like there is a chance dracula was just misunderstood & i could fix him by consensually feminizing him
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Calm Down, the French Revolution Will Never Happen Here

by Bari Weiss
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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People should also remember that SNAP is mostly a transfer to nonworkers—children, retirees, the unemployed, people with disabilities, etc—higher wages alone will not solve food insecurity in this country!
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Getting rid of SNAP just frees people to retvrn to the idyllic lifestyle promoted by twitter trad influencers of subsistence farming
October 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is right up there with suggesting that people grow their own food in their backyards as similarly realistic
Suggesting SNAP be replaced with food banks is a proposal of equivalent seriousness to that anarchist thread a few years back suggesting that global insulin supply chains could be replaced by supporting “rural doctors and healers”
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Eggs is beloved as is our favorite Canadian girlfriend ❤️
Hey y'all. Eggs the cat is in the emergency room for a second night, probably needs surgery tomorrow.
They think they can fix it but It's already approaching 5 digits, and I'm just about tapped out.

I'm sorry to ask but if you're able I would be grateful for the help.
If you can help in any way or would like to buy anything I sell (check the links in my bio) I'd be very grateful.

The pinned item is 1/5 the cost of what I've already put out for the ER/x rays/blood tests.

If it gets filled, I'll add another one.
Thank you.

Shares also appreciated!
💸💕
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM