karlaceguy.bsky.social
@karlaceguy.bsky.social
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Good morning✌️🍀
June 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the pope is dead. good riddance to bad rubbish.
April 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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BREAKING!

Affirmation Coyote has just learned that it is Yodel For Your Neighbors Day!

YOU. KNOW. WHAT. TO. DO.
a close up of a coyote 's head with a fence in the background
ALT: a close up of a coyote 's head with a fence in the background
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January 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It’s not just that you elected a lying, cheating, lustful, selfish brain dead moron with the intelligence of roadkill. It’s that knowing all that, you elected them TWICE!!!
January 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“My maid of honour for my upcoming wedding now says they’re a trans man! Shall I kick them off the list?”

Well you clearly liked them enough to ask them before, but if your first thought now is ‘shun them’ perhaps they are better off away from your bigotry.
January 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
hitler had multiple assassination plots against him by his own associates. You people are letting the side down.
January 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Close Call
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m here to make and respond to posts. I am not interested in chats or being your “friend.”
December 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.
December 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Ok two step plan. Step one. Set up a protest to get dumpy to do a press conference. Step two. Grease the steps.
December 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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*singing "no war but class war" instead of the pa rum pum pum pum in Little Drummer Boy*
December 13, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Xmas music is kinda cute when you're 5 and don't yet know these songs are celebrating an omnipotent man impregnating a teenage girl without consent.
December 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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The Old Testament? I think you mean The Great Begatsby
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Is there a union to replace and reset all those booby traps in ancient tombs?
December 13, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Things to say in a confessional.
“Remember father, when I said I’d kill you last? I lied.”
“Daddy, I’ve been so naughty.”
“Got any of those little cookies?”
“Oh man, those beans are coming back hard.”
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
It’s Friday the 13th! In honour of Jason of the holy machete, let us skinny dip, drink, smoke pot, and have premarital sex!
December 13, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Earth is a sphere. It consists of a flaky crust, over a thick creamy mantle of magma, and inner core of nickel, iron, and nougat.
Mental note: don’t write these posts when hungry…
December 9, 2024 at 10:12 PM
he got what he had coming.
December 6, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Can i haz kisses?
December 5, 2024 at 1:39 AM