Karateoke (special holiday edition)
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The bright side of being told that Arrow dropped a pound (down to seven) and that he should really get back up to eight, is that I don't have to feel bad about eating string cheese in front of him. Here you go, little dude. Doctor's orders!
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The bright side of being told that Arrow dropped a pound (down to seven) and that he should really get back up to eight, is that I don't have to feel bad about eating string cheese in front of him. Here you go, little dude. Doctor's orders!
Arrested Development tried to tell us 33 years ago.
I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
Arrested Development – Give A Man A Fish - 3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of
YouTube video by Arrested Development
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November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Arrested Development tried to tell us 33 years ago.
I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
I am god's itchiest warrior
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I am god's itchiest warrior
the irony that being an alcoholic may have been masking my gluten allergy that only started really showing up in the last year and some is almost too much to handle
October 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
the irony that being an alcoholic may have been masking my gluten allergy that only started really showing up in the last year and some is almost too much to handle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncfp...
this is the best flash mob I've seen in a long time. It's been so long since I saw some proper wholesome whimsy that it actually made me emotional.
this is the best flash mob I've seen in a long time. It's been so long since I saw some proper wholesome whimsy that it actually made me emotional.
Crazy STAR WARS fight in a Shopping Mall..🤯
YouTube video by Violin Phonix
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October 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncfp...
this is the best flash mob I've seen in a long time. It's been so long since I saw some proper wholesome whimsy that it actually made me emotional.
this is the best flash mob I've seen in a long time. It's been so long since I saw some proper wholesome whimsy that it actually made me emotional.
while it's extremely frustrating to find out, at 43, that you're actually super allergic to gluten, it's fuckin' wild how much better everything gets almost immediately when you stop actively poisoning yourself with your previously favorite cheap foods
October 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
while it's extremely frustrating to find out, at 43, that you're actually super allergic to gluten, it's fuckin' wild how much better everything gets almost immediately when you stop actively poisoning yourself with your previously favorite cheap foods
It's my favorite time of year in Utah, where people who've been running their A/C at 66f all summer start complaining it's freezing outside because the air is the same temperature as their house. The same people will be marveling at how beautiful and warm it is in six months when it gets up to 55f.
October 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's my favorite time of year in Utah, where people who've been running their A/C at 66f all summer start complaining it's freezing outside because the air is the same temperature as their house. The same people will be marveling at how beautiful and warm it is in six months when it gets up to 55f.
only like ten years late, but I finally went through my phone and deleted everyone whose contact ended with "OKC"
You don't need those contacts anymore. They would have gotten new last names by now if you did.
You don't need those contacts anymore. They would have gotten new last names by now if you did.
October 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
only like ten years late, but I finally went through my phone and deleted everyone whose contact ended with "OKC"
You don't need those contacts anymore. They would have gotten new last names by now if you did.
You don't need those contacts anymore. They would have gotten new last names by now if you did.
as far as my brain is concerned, my playlist since last night has been comprised entirely of "I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes then Drown You to Death)" on loop
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
as far as my brain is concerned, my playlist since last night has been comprised entirely of "I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes then Drown You to Death)" on loop
Middle aged white dude grabs my cart on accident for a second
"Oh whoops that's not mine..."
"I mean, unless you plan on doing a lot of juicing"
*Looks at contents*
"I don't know if my colon could handle that"
Yeah, sure, why not. Welcome to WinCo.
"Oh whoops that's not mine..."
"I mean, unless you plan on doing a lot of juicing"
*Looks at contents*
"I don't know if my colon could handle that"
Yeah, sure, why not. Welcome to WinCo.
September 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Middle aged white dude grabs my cart on accident for a second
"Oh whoops that's not mine..."
"I mean, unless you plan on doing a lot of juicing"
*Looks at contents*
"I don't know if my colon could handle that"
Yeah, sure, why not. Welcome to WinCo.
"Oh whoops that's not mine..."
"I mean, unless you plan on doing a lot of juicing"
*Looks at contents*
"I don't know if my colon could handle that"
Yeah, sure, why not. Welcome to WinCo.
I guess with all the other stressors I've got lately, at least the check engine light waited to come on until immediately after I had my emissions and registration done.
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I guess with all the other stressors I've got lately, at least the check engine light waited to come on until immediately after I had my emissions and registration done.
I kind of envy, on a certain level, people who have the answers.
Living with questions can be exhausting. Uncertainty is scary.
Having the answers is safe and warm and simple and easy.
Living with questions can be exhausting. Uncertainty is scary.
Having the answers is safe and warm and simple and easy.
September 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I kind of envy, on a certain level, people who have the answers.
Living with questions can be exhausting. Uncertainty is scary.
Having the answers is safe and warm and simple and easy.
Living with questions can be exhausting. Uncertainty is scary.
Having the answers is safe and warm and simple and easy.
Turnstile did a Tiny Desk, with an addition of piano, trumpet, and saxophone
The vibes are immaculate, and I kept being unable to decide which referential sounds were standing out more to me between The World/Inferno Friendship Society or Streetlight Manifesto
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylL-...
The vibes are immaculate, and I kept being unable to decide which referential sounds were standing out more to me between The World/Inferno Friendship Society or Streetlight Manifesto
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylL-...
Turnstile: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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September 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Turnstile did a Tiny Desk, with an addition of piano, trumpet, and saxophone
The vibes are immaculate, and I kept being unable to decide which referential sounds were standing out more to me between The World/Inferno Friendship Society or Streetlight Manifesto
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylL-...
The vibes are immaculate, and I kept being unable to decide which referential sounds were standing out more to me between The World/Inferno Friendship Society or Streetlight Manifesto
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylL-...
It's the anniversary of my favorite benign office vandalism I've ever performed
September 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's the anniversary of my favorite benign office vandalism I've ever performed
That's it. The seasons have officially changed. I don't care when the equinox is or what science says. Costco swapped out the pasta salad for the chili. Welcome to Fall.
September 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That's it. The seasons have officially changed. I don't care when the equinox is or what science says. Costco swapped out the pasta salad for the chili. Welcome to Fall.
renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War is the most honest thing that Twitler has ever done, and now you want to be mad at him for NOT being deceptive?!
Don't worry, the Ministries of Truth and Love are already under construction.
Don't worry, the Ministries of Truth and Love are already under construction.
September 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War is the most honest thing that Twitler has ever done, and now you want to be mad at him for NOT being deceptive?!
Don't worry, the Ministries of Truth and Love are already under construction.
Don't worry, the Ministries of Truth and Love are already under construction.
I regret to inform you that Triscuits are just savory frosted mini wheats.
September 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I regret to inform you that Triscuits are just savory frosted mini wheats.
I love this new things Instagram does where they put a giant banner in the middle of the screen to visit the profile of the video creator I'm watching, so I know I'm only seeing it because it's a paid impression, and to back out immediately and never look at the thing again.
September 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I love this new things Instagram does where they put a giant banner in the middle of the screen to visit the profile of the video creator I'm watching, so I know I'm only seeing it because it's a paid impression, and to back out immediately and never look at the thing again.
you ever think/hope maybe Vance is taking all these vacations just to have an alibi while his servants are poisoning 45's ketchup steaks?
September 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
you ever think/hope maybe Vance is taking all these vacations just to have an alibi while his servants are poisoning 45's ketchup steaks?
If you haven't seen any of the testimony from the Cardi B trial, I urge you to get in on this. It's the only thing keeping me sane today.
August 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you haven't seen any of the testimony from the Cardi B trial, I urge you to get in on this. It's the only thing keeping me sane today.
"Unconstitutional" is making its way to the room they keep "socialist" locked in, where all the words they apply to things to mean "whatever I don't like and is inconvenient for me" without any regard for what they actually mean are kept. "Woke" sits right next to them.
August 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Unconstitutional" is making its way to the room they keep "socialist" locked in, where all the words they apply to things to mean "whatever I don't like and is inconvenient for me" without any regard for what they actually mean are kept. "Woke" sits right next to them.
The tomatoes I bought from Hmart didn't decay at all before filling with sprouts behind their taut skins, and giving me very uncomfortable body horror vibes.
When potatoes do it, it's George Romero. When tomatoes do it, it's David Cronenberg.
When potatoes do it, it's George Romero. When tomatoes do it, it's David Cronenberg.
August 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The tomatoes I bought from Hmart didn't decay at all before filling with sprouts behind their taut skins, and giving me very uncomfortable body horror vibes.
When potatoes do it, it's George Romero. When tomatoes do it, it's David Cronenberg.
When potatoes do it, it's George Romero. When tomatoes do it, it's David Cronenberg.
ADHD is also forgetting to eat until you're sweating for no reason you can think of and still don't remember you haven't eaten until the shaking kicks in 🙃
August 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ADHD is also forgetting to eat until you're sweating for no reason you can think of and still don't remember you haven't eaten until the shaking kicks in 🙃
What fresh new horrors will he whip up tomorrow, to distract from obviously standing on a box to look nice and tall and still being made to say his name is Reek?
August 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
What fresh new horrors will he whip up tomorrow, to distract from obviously standing on a box to look nice and tall and still being made to say his name is Reek?