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Bren wanted a cat for his birthday one year. So, we got Eggy. Eggy hates him and bats at him constantly. But she LOVES me. Anyway, she keeps stealing his computer chair and goes after him for wanting it. She doesn't give a fuck about that chair when he's not here.
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Bren wanted a cat for his birthday one year. So, we got Eggy. Eggy hates him and bats at him constantly. But she LOVES me. Anyway, she keeps stealing his computer chair and goes after him for wanting it. She doesn't give a fuck about that chair when he's not here.
If I've learned anything from The Black Parade it's that Gerard Way needs to battle Trump. I didn't make the rules.
September 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
If I've learned anything from The Black Parade it's that Gerard Way needs to battle Trump. I didn't make the rules.
Remember the band Lit?
September 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Remember the band Lit?
I see the pattern now. It's monthly. Cool.
I'm about to lose my fucking mind.
August 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I see the pattern now. It's monthly. Cool.
How did Facebook last longer than Myspace?
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
How did Facebook last longer than Myspace?
I'm about to lose my fucking mind.
July 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm about to lose my fucking mind.
Adventure Time just made me tear up. My period better come tomorrow.
July 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Adventure Time just made me tear up. My period better come tomorrow.
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Between dismantling the department of education and covering for Epstein, Republicans really love fucking children.
July 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Between dismantling the department of education and covering for Epstein, Republicans really love fucking children.
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Nice try "guys" and even some "gals." We aren't talking about Chip Chantry's show at Next In Line Comedy Club in Philly this Friday.
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SHOW AT NEXT IN LINE COMEDY CLUB IN PHILADELPHIA THIS FRIDAY, JULY 18TH AT 7:30!!!!
July 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nice try "guys" and even some "gals." We aren't talking about Chip Chantry's show at Next In Line Comedy Club in Philly this Friday.
I hate FB anymore. no one laugh reacts my jokes.
July 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I hate FB anymore. no one laugh reacts my jokes.
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He looks like he just took a quick peak at an active nuclear reactor.
July 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
He looks like he just took a quick peak at an active nuclear reactor.
If someone asked you your favorite cryptid and you don't say Rake, you're a fucking poser.
July 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If someone asked you your favorite cryptid and you don't say Rake, you're a fucking poser.
If I ever get a dying wish, I need to meet Zak Bagans. so I can tell him I hate him and he needs to go to the scary rooms by himself. and Aaron watches.
July 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If I ever get a dying wish, I need to meet Zak Bagans. so I can tell him I hate him and he needs to go to the scary rooms by himself. and Aaron watches.
as much as I want to believe jimmie's chicken shack about "when you die, you're dead," I prefer reincarnation so I can be an indoor and outdoor cat.
July 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
as much as I want to believe jimmie's chicken shack about "when you die, you're dead," I prefer reincarnation so I can be an indoor and outdoor cat.
I keep forgetting I have this app.
June 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I keep forgetting I have this app.
What if you finally love yourself and other people don't?
June 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What if you finally love yourself and other people don't?
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett's break up hurt me more than my parents'.
April 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett's break up hurt me more than my parents'.
I think I'll wear a dress today.
April 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think I'll wear a dress today.
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"I never really liked Jesus, anyways. Part of me is glad he's gone."
*Awkward silence*
"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
*Awkward silence*
"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
April 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"I never really liked Jesus, anyways. Part of me is glad he's gone."
*Awkward silence*
"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
*Awkward silence*
"He's standing right behind me, isn't he?"
My babe asked me to draw him and his brother a picture. @adambmet.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My babe asked me to draw him and his brother a picture. @adambmet.bsky.social
I can't wait to be home with my pets.
April 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I can't wait to be home with my pets.
The day right before a holiday vacation is torture.
April 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The day right before a holiday vacation is torture.
August 6th is going to be so fucking good.
April 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
August 6th is going to be so fucking good.