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professional silly girl in brussels
heated rivalry ep3 was extremely funny bc they introduce a "normal" person for one of the ripped hockey guys to fall in love with but the "normal" person is also extremely unrealistically ripped twilight new moon werewolf style. like
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Am i alone in thinking Berghain is low key the worst track off lux like
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
displaying a bodhisattva-esque level of self control in not posting my strava runs to instagram stories, knowing that it will make several hundred people want to kill me with hammers
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
how i feel knowing i have never asked ChatGTP to write me an email
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
leaving some unanswered emails unclicked forever. stinking up my inbox. shameful reminders of a shadowy past
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the disconnect between me and people my age who use communication apps for communication without trying to be funny in every message
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
>making filter coffee at home
>its good
>thank you filter coffee
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
starting to think playing Pokémon Legends Z-A for 3 hours before going to bed was a bad idea. on account of the nonstop nightmares of me being chased by giant crocodiles
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
love how energy providers get to be like HEY YOU NEED TO STAY HOME ALL MORNING CUZ WE’RE SENDING A MAINTENANCE GUY AND ITS OBLIGATORY and then they just ask to reschedule after you wake up at 7 and await them for 5 hours
September 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
i have to be honest. i do think labubus are actually kind of cute
August 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
33 degrees celsius in a northern european city is just idiotic. theres no other word for it sorry. yay wildfires and people cooking to death on their asphalt terraces. lets drill for more oil maybe <3
August 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
What I Need is to have an old arabic man say some shit like yalla baba at me and give me Extremely Sugary tea that makes my Teeth fall out
August 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
stuck at Gare Lille Europe while the TGV train keeps adding +5 delay every few minutes and somewhere, somehow, a muffled Rosalía song permeates the structure, rhythmic drum beats clearly audible over the robotic voice announcements
July 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
its npbfag nicole honey oh you know me
July 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
went home to my family to "relax" and enjoy not having deadlines and promptly spent 2 days making an excel sheet listing all the trees in their backyard. maybe i have a disease of some sort
July 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
still thinking about the australian guy that got stuck on a chilean airport because chatgtp told him he didnt need a visa
July 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
acting like im broke when im actually saving every penny so i can buy a house and be taken seriously for once in my life
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
in wigan its as good as gravy
June 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
looking back through my old finsta pics and seeing that i had a slit in my eyebrow for like 6 months in 2021. mi gente latina
June 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
oh yeah the jury for my film is TOMORROW. are they gonna read me for my unfinished audio mixing?! are my classmates going to eat me up?! stay tuned
June 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
extremely hot weather in a period where i am fully unable to leave the city. yeah <3
June 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
reaching that wonderful part of the year where everyone starts desperately trying to sublet their rooms for the summer
June 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
deeply obsessed with this tumblr girl i follow who posts about how miserable her life is and then responds with aggressive rudeness to every suggestion for how she could improve
June 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
woke up to the smell of fire and massive white plumes coming from the neighbors house so we called the fire department and they came and were like "thats a barbecue." are youy mad at me
June 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
stuck in the pokemon dlc against the stupid elite four chef guy. what do you MEAN your magmortar can use electric attacks so it keeps taking out my carefully constructed water-type double team
June 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM