Alan Smithee
@kane-highsinger.bsky.social
Incurable smart-ass. Incredibly masochistic sports fan. Scientist in a former life.
As I'm literally making pie crust and cranberry sauce now.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As I'm literally making pie crust and cranberry sauce now.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
WELL EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, ASSHOLE!
(notice the dress socks and khakis)
Yes, I took a picture of this nasty bastard at 30,000 feet. Because who knows, maybe in a few years you'll get to shame 'em online.
(notice the dress socks and khakis)
Yes, I took a picture of this nasty bastard at 30,000 feet. Because who knows, maybe in a few years you'll get to shame 'em online.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
WELL EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, ASSHOLE!
(notice the dress socks and khakis)
Yes, I took a picture of this nasty bastard at 30,000 feet. Because who knows, maybe in a few years you'll get to shame 'em online.
(notice the dress socks and khakis)
Yes, I took a picture of this nasty bastard at 30,000 feet. Because who knows, maybe in a few years you'll get to shame 'em online.
Very hasty editing job by me, but it still gets the point across.
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Very hasty editing job by me, but it still gets the point across.
It hit him right in the hands!
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It hit him right in the hands!
Interesting timeline synergy here:
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Interesting timeline synergy here:
Same shit. Different day.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Same shit. Different day.
Again, for the bajillionth time:
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Again, for the bajillionth time:
It's like a satirical writing stamp of approval.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's like a satirical writing stamp of approval.
The fact that these two comments are next to each other but not a response to the other is interesting (but like in a gave me douchechills way)
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The fact that these two comments are next to each other but not a response to the other is interesting (but like in a gave me douchechills way)
Well now who could have POSSIBLY seen this coming?
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Well now who could have POSSIBLY seen this coming?
Same as it ever was
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Same as it ever was
Yes, the famously copyright-infringement ignoring, non-litigious charity organization known as Microsoft.
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yes, the famously copyright-infringement ignoring, non-litigious charity organization known as Microsoft.
Have one more nice "trip" back, you bootlickers. Didn't anyone ever tell you those things were a choking hazard?
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have one more nice "trip" back, you bootlickers. Didn't anyone ever tell you those things were a choking hazard?
There's dumb and drunk football fan shenanigans, then there's "finding out what 17th St. tastes like. Twice" dumb and drunk football fan shenanigans.
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
There's dumb and drunk football fan shenanigans, then there's "finding out what 17th St. tastes like. Twice" dumb and drunk football fan shenanigans.
The English commitment to flavour diversity in the crisp aisle was impressive.
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The English commitment to flavour diversity in the crisp aisle was impressive.
Kinda getting these vibes about this as the day goes on.
October 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Kinda getting these vibes about this as the day goes on.
Don't make me tap the sign.
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Don't make me tap the sign.
Like, if you can explain what this sign is, it's a safe bet your tea isn't sweet, but your cornbread is, and the grits are instant.
October 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Like, if you can explain what this sign is, it's a safe bet your tea isn't sweet, but your cornbread is, and the grits are instant.
In case you wondered what she actually ordered:
September 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In case you wondered what she actually ordered:
The only constant things about the unending culture wars bullshit are: 1. be just the dumbest thing possible to get mad about and 2. be thoroughly exhausting to think about for more than 15 seconds.
September 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The only constant things about the unending culture wars bullshit are: 1. be just the dumbest thing possible to get mad about and 2. be thoroughly exhausting to think about for more than 15 seconds.
Wondering what I've done to deserve this?
September 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wondering what I've done to deserve this?
But just maybe it will work next time?
September 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
But just maybe it will work next time?